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Chapter 15 Daily Life

The Fujiang family is really messy. If there wasn't a very heavy tonnage living in the family, it would probably have become a Miaomiao house for mice.

There are candies that can be easily picked up everywhere, ranging from bottling candies to fudges, all kinds of candies and chocolates, like the legendary candy house, which makes the children so excited that they go crazy. When they open the refrigerator, in addition to soda and soda, they eat mostly cream puffs and red bean rice cakes, which are sweet and greasy foods, which are rare in a century, are all white sugar in the three seasoning cans.

The spare place is either catnip cigarette or bottle of Mutian Liquor, or canned cat food.

This is because Toe had to be squeezed into chakra by the system every day and had to use high-sugar food to replenish his energy, otherwise he would have become Nagato's skinny ribs.

Now that the system has been activated, Fu Jiang seems to have become accustomed to the taste. She picked up a strawberry lollipop and stuffed it into her mouth, then picked up another one and slapped it:

"Do you want one? The candy is super sweet."

"You eat candy early in the morning, why don't you get sick to death..." Risa's eyes twitched.

"I hope you will never know what they are for... But after eating these, you can finally save some money to buy magazines." Fujiang felt that since the system was turned on, all life has been moving towards a beautiful direction.

"Hurry and help clean up the things, don't be idle either, pick up all your cigarette butts!" Risa gave orders like a hostess.

"Oh... I knew that distance can produce beauty, but as a cute little cat, I am only responsible for being masturbated, and you, the shoveler, should pack up my things." Sanmaru sat on the ground and licked his paws.

"Okay, I decided to throw all your catnip out, and cute cats can't be so depraved." Risa raised a box of catnip.

"Give me back quickly! Sanmaru can't lose his catnip, just like a man can't lose his egg dan, chichi... chichi..." Sanmaru jumped with his short legs, but he couldn't get half a meter off the ground.

"Oh... Uncle San, I feel that you are too fat, Risa and I have decided to return to the right path, and you are also going to lose weight." Fujiang didn't want to be dragged by Sanmao.

"Nonsense! I'm not fat at all, at most I'm plump!" The hair on Sanwan's back stood up, and now it looked like a porcupine.

"You can't even lick your own fart! You can even lick your ninja cat!" Risa pointed to Sanmaru's figure.

"Nonsense! I'll lick it for you! Chichi... Chichi..." Sanmaru bent his body hard, but he couldn't reach it.

"Stop trying, quit the bar, Uncle San." Fujiang shook his head regretfully.

It took the two of you a whole day to clean Fujiang's house like a home.

Risa finally put the sunflowers on the balcony, symbolizing the formal temporary residence in this home.

As dusk approaches, a beautiful ninja cat with fiery red hair from Fugao's family arrives, it is Hongwan.

Almost every Uchiha family will keep a ninja cat, which is cute and practical. Since childhood, it will be cultivated as the closest comrade-in-arms, as close as brothers.

The day before the two brothers entered the ninja school at the age of six, their devil father took them to the cat's house to take the cat.

Fugao chose this fiery red Ninki Cat Red Mat. At first glance, he looked agile, lively and agile, and had good hair. It was very suitable for reconnaissance and combat.

Fu Jiang thought Sanwan's pattern was beautiful, with dark all over his body and a piece of white hair on his face, probably like an umbrella mushroom. If it weren't for his father's slap, Fu Jiang would almost named him Gao Wan.

"Toe, Toogaki invites you to go home for dinner." As soon as Hongmaru spoke, he felt very arrogant. After all, he was a cat from the clan leader's family and was considered a white and beautiful woman in the cat world.

"Oh? It's really rare. Are you ready for the big lobster?" Fujiang stretched. After all, he just cooked two bags of instant noodles at noon and was a little hungry.

"I don't know." The two owners were not very harmonious, and even the pet looked down on each other a little. Hongmaru said and turned around and wanted to jump away.

"That...Red Maru... Fugao invited me too?" Sanmaru suddenly held her breath and tried to make herself look thinner, asking with a little twisted look.

"Sanpang, you'll suck your catnip at home." Hongmaru rolled his eyes coldly, leaving a red glow in the air, and disappeared after a few jumps.

"Wuwuwuwuwu..." Sanmaru lay on the ground, lit a catnip in pain, his face full of sadness.

In the ninja cat world, obsessed with catnip and Mu Tianli, just like humans smoking and drinking, are all manifestations of depravity. Sanwan is the one with all five poisons.

"That...Does Sanmaru like Redmaru?" Risa seemed to see the clue.

"Probably, after all, they were born together, and childhood sweethearts grew up together in the same yard and received training together. However, one of them became the best detective ninja cat, and a fat fart could not be licked." Fu Jiang clenched his nose.

"This is not with the master..."

"How slender Hongmaru's legs are..."

"The curve of her tail is so beautiful..."

"Her eyes are so cold..."

“Each beard seems to have been carefully trimmed…”

"Oh... If I could have a baby with Hongmaru, I would be in estrus every day..."

"Chichichichichi..."

Sanwan was filled with Mutian Liquor and fell into beautiful fantasies.

"It turns out to be as lustful as you!" Risa looked at Tooe with disgust.

"99% of men are lustful, okay!" Fujiang spread his hands.

"Then there is still 1%!" Risa rolled her eyes.

"That 1% is particularly lustful, it's just below." Toojiang was even a little proud.

"I live here. If you dare to peek, you will be dead!" Risa compared her fists.

"Hehehe... There is no striking in front and no squid behind, a small A-cup, ridiculous and ridiculous..." Toojiang recited a poem with a refreshing heart.

"Suffer to die!"

...

When the two of them came to Fugaga's house with a drunk Sanmaru, the family had been waiting for a long time.

"Onissan, look, Uncle Second brought a pig over! Are you going to make a roast suckling pig?" Little Sasuke shouted happily.

"Shh... that's not a pig, it's a ninja cat." Itachi probably could only laugh in front of Sasuke.

"How can a nerd cat be so fat? It's just a pig!" Sasuke touched the slim Red Maple beside him.

"Yo, one-to-seven, yo, what is Gay!" Fujiang greeted him warmly.

In fact, I didn’t interact much with Sasuke, and I was far from Itachi. I was mainly older and I became much less patient with my children.

The reason why Sasuke was intimate with him was probably because Itachi was blowing by him.

"Uncle II, my name is Sa...su...ke...it's not Gay!" Sasuke was still patiently correcting Toe's pronunciation word by word.

"I know, of course, what is Gay? How could I read it wrong? What is Gay... or call it Kyuki Kazusuke!" Toyoe waved his hand with a wicked smile.

"Tuijiang stop teasing the child, sit down and have a meal first." Mikoto knelt on the tatami and chuckled.

"Well, Mikoto hasn't seen her for a long time, she's still as beautiful." Tooe waved and smiled.

"Toe is joking." Mikoto smiled.

Fugaki's face looked ugly, but he also knew that Toei was deliberately angering him.

The three of them have been companions who trained and played together since childhood. Toei seemed to have predicted the future and often told himself that Mikoto would be his wife.

Unexpectedly, it really came true.

"Hello Aunt Mikoto!" Risa also bowed slightly.

"Risa has become a big girl too..." Mikoto took Risa's hand intimately and walked into the house together.

The dish is the dish that Fujiang likes, and the layout is not the layout that Fujiang likes.

Fugao is a very old-fashioned person. A person in his thirties is not as romantic as an old man in his sixties. Whether in his words and deeds or in his life, he seems to have to show the demeanor of the leader of the Konoha No. 1 tribe and the ancient heritage of the Uchiha clan.

Therefore, this kneeling dinner that follows the ancient tradition of the Uchiha clan is simply a torture for patients with hemorrhoids.

Fujiang believes that kneeling is like binding feet, which is a cancer of the era. The torture of men and the oppression of women make men unable to straighten their knees, and the beautiful and slender long legs of girls are pressed into inner-eight wing legs.

No one could lose etiquette in front of the Uchiha patriarch. Toei didn't care. He sat cross-legged at the table, grabbed a big lobster pliers and started to stoke.

Fugaya could only endure it with a dark face.

Risa was a little restrained in front of the patriarch, and she could only kneel down with awkwardness, feeling extremely uncomfortable all over.

"Mom, why can I sit and eat like this!" Sasuke asked in confusion.

He was taught table etiquette by Fugao since he was a child, and he would be scolded if he sat a little bit crooked.

"Uh..." Mikoto didn't know how to answer.

"All power is exchanged for blood. If your father interrupts the three broom handles and doesn't cry, you are qualified to sit like this." Fujiang proudly gave a thumbs up.

Fugaku's personality can be said to be a perfect replica of their dead-ghost father. When Toogi was a child, he was naturally taught a lot and was beaten a lot in order to kneel down.

"Really? Dad, is it really OK?" Sasuke looked at Fugao excitedly. Children are lively by nature and hate being disciplined.

It's just three broom handles, it's worth a try.

"Toei, I'm not asking you to teach you badly." Toogaku's face became more and more gray.

"Asuke, it's worth a try!" Tooe squeezed his eyes at Sasuke.

"But what you said is right... All power is exchanged for blood..." Fugao closed her eyes and said in a deep voice.

"Damn, I made up a random sentence to pretend to be a fool. Why can you do anything?"

Suddenly, Fujiang felt that the lobster in his hand was no longer fragrant.

Itachi felt full.

Risa felt the atmosphere was faintly depressed.
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