Chapter Thirteen Starve You To Death
.Sera wanted to leave, but naturally I refused to let her go. As soon as we decided to let her stay here for a while. When my strength was almost restored, I would let her go - of course, it might take a long time.
In this way, we went back and set up the tent with the help of Serra. It seemed almost twelve o'clock in the afternoon. The group of naughty kids still didn't ask me to come for dinner. They were really hungry.
So, I held Serra's hand in a mess (worrying that she ran away) and walked to the other side of the river - oh, right, now, my strength has also been restored a little, so a normal diet is acceptable. Just as a legacy of the vampire era, strawberry milk has become my favorite drink, and that's all.
Although I also know that a big man, such as me, shook his crystal cup and showed a mysterious smile - the cup was filled with strawberry milk. This was a little bit inconsistent. But what if I don't care. I think it's good to be happy, and I will kill him if anyone dares to say anything.
It was almost that way. I yawned, squeezed Serra's little hand, and then walked to the river beach.
"It's almost afternoon. Haven't lunch done yet?" I said, "I'll introduce you to a new friend--"
Immediately afterwards, I saw an extremely tragic scene.
The curry exuding an attractive fragrance spread all over the floor, and Yuko, who was next to her, looked panicked. Eighty-five percent of this was done by her.
"Ah?! Ah!! That!!!" Yuko looked at me in sweat, then looked at Mio Naganohara who was cooking with fire. Then she fell to the ground and pretended to be very uncomfortable and retching.
...Do you want to say that you vomited these things? How is this possible?! Is there only one rectum in your body?
At this time, Mio, who was responsible for cooking, also looked up and saw this scene.
Hunger forces people to do anything.
The two girls were stunned at the same time.
"Well, my stomach is uncomfortable today... or something..." Yuko, do you know that your appearance is unconvincing, I said.
"..." So, Naganohara Mio's anger exploded.
"Let me see... what color of your blood is!!!"
——Immediately, I stood up and took a step—I stumbled on the cooking rack in front of me——and then I was covered in curry.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
As a result, Mio turned around and shouted, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The lunch box was overturned.
Well, it’s said that the love bento prepared by Meino for me. At worst, I can give it to them. For adolescent girls, it’s no big deal to not eat a meal alone.
After half an hour, Mio changed the curry-dyeed clothes and washed them, then hung them up and hung them on them. She and Yuko were kneeling in front of me and Kuroko, and repeated the matter.
"It's almost like that. If you want to kill or cut, you will be all right." Mio said.
"Actually there is a box of jelly..." Yuko said this, and then she fed a box of jelly that could not even be full with both hands, lifting it over her head as if she was holding a baby.
Hei Chang stood still. Sila had just seen the whole process. At this moment, she was holding back her smile, but she was slapped in the head.
"——I'm hooked!" At this time, Hei Chang pulled the fishing rod straight, and then a carp that looked like it weighed six pounds was pulled up at once.
"Ma, Mai Jiang!" Yuko and Mio were moved to tears and couldn't help but shout. They couldn't help but imagine that they were already fantasizing about eating fish dishes.
"...Release animals." The next moment, Hei Changzhi put the carp that was enough for five people to eat for a meal back into the water.
After that, Yuko and Mio exploded.
"It's very suspicious." I frowned and said.
"What's suspicious?" Sera responded in a low voice.
"It's that long and straight guy." I continued, "It's abnormal to have such a big fish in such a shallow stream. And she happened to catch it, and it happened to be caught at this time. The most coincidental thing was that this guy actually let such a good fish go."
"The last one is the key point, hey."
I didn't pay attention to Serra and continued, "So, based on my years of experience in case-solving, this guy is definitely a problem. The fish was definitely prepared in advance, just to deal with this situation and play with us easily."
"How could she know that this situation can happen? She is not a god." Sera said indifferently.
"What if all this was planned in advance?" I continued.
"Planned in advance? How is it possible?" Serra exclaimed.
"Worry, don't let people hear it." I said, "Actually, it's easy to calculate, because Yuko is a fool. So holding a hot pot will fall off eight times. Mio has a bad temper. Seeing Yuko's mistake, she will definitely go crazy. At that time, the IQ was about the same level as Yuko."
"...I still don't believe it." Sera said.
"Well, there's a small loophole - you can take a look in a while, I guess Hei Changzhi definitely brought a spare lunch."
Ten minutes later, five people faced a box of jelly that could not be fed to the fullest of cats.
"Let me introduce it first. This is Serafim, my distant relative. I will be transferred to our school next week to attend classes." I introduced the other three girls like this.
"...Don't worry about this, solve the problem of eating first." Yuko said: "There is only a box of jelly left. We can eat it equally. One person eats a bite and then pass it on to others. But because this matter is entirely the responsibility of Mio and me, and the teacher is a man, there are only two choices left for Mai Shang and Sierra Shang."
"Actually, I had lunch before I came here," said Sera.
"That's Mai sauce, Mai sauce--"
Hei Changzhi took out a McDonald's from his backpack indifferently.
“…”
"It's really the same as you said." Sera whispered: "I can't tell, the child looks pretty well-behaved..."
"Hmph...Tu Senpo..." I rolled my eyes and said so.
"Then the teacher..." Seeing the two girls crying, I was really embarrassed to compete with them.
"Forget it, you two have eaten. It doesn't matter." I said.
Then Yuko took the jelly, tore open the packaging and picked up the fork.
"Absolutely don't do something like eating it all in one breath." Mio said.
"How is that possible? I'm not a devil."
...No, the devil is much cuteer than you think, like me.
While thinking about this, I turned around and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so I was about to give them the bento from Mino to them.
Just as I took out the lunch box and turned my head, I found that Yuko spit out saliva and jelly, and spit it directly into the box.
“…”
"Sorry, I choked." Yuko explained with a smile.
"My wife can be spared!" Lan Hair's rage again, rushed up and hugged Yuko's legs, and threw her to the ground in an instant. His movements were so skillful and his moves were so exquisite that they were comparable to professional wrestlers.
"...You haven't said before that you have practiced free fighting." As I said this, I separated the two of them: "Okay, don't quarrel anymore. I also brought a bento here, so I could barely have a hungry meal and give you two to eat."
"Hey? Is it really OK?" Hearing me say this, both girls felt very happy.
"It's almost that. Don't dislike it-" Then I opened the lid, but what appeared was not the lovely rice and various dishes-but two tomatoes and a box of strawberry milk.
...
That's it...
I handed a tomato to Mio and kept one by myself. Then I endured the sorrow in my heart and gave my favorite strawberry milk to Yuko.
"You drink this, the teacher will just eat a persimmon..." I held back my tears and said, "This is the teacher's wish, don't be embarrassed."
"Aler?!" Yuko's brain was in chaos at this moment - why did the teacher's lunch be tomatoes and strawberry milk? Why did the teacher seem to be not surprised at all? Why did he give me strawberry milk, and it seemed like he had suffered a great loss? Should I be moved at this time? Should I be moved??
“…Thank you, Mr. Wright…”
Yuko said so with tears in her eyes.
In the next few hours, Kurokazu continued to pretend to stay by the stream fishing, but Mio and Yuko were hungry and didn't even have the energy to play. I pulled Sera and got a lot of news about Japanese blood-sucking ninjas from her.
Nowadays, Japanese blood-sucking ninjas are divided into two factions due to different ideas. One of them is the conservative, that is, the faction where Serafim is located, and the other faction is naturally the reformist faction that opposes it. The two factions are confronting each other for various reasons. It is almost like this.
"I am bored."
This is my only comment on this.
"There was not a lot of people, but I still had to make such a split idiotic move. Fortunately, there are no other organizations that are opposite to you here. Otherwise..."
But Sera disagreed with my words.
At night, everyone got into the tent and lay in their sleeping bags. Only Hei Changzhi was reading books under the light. However, the other two girls made a series of gurgling sounds, which made people unable to sleep.
"No! If this continues, this camping will end in a tragedy! You must not do this! Let's play poker, I remember I have one with you!" Yuko jumped up and said.
"That's right!" Mio, who was in the same condition as her son, said.
"It doesn't matter." After I said this, I also supported my body.
As a result, Yuko took out the poker—a whole set of fifty-four poker pictures were all red peaches.
“Magic poker.”
“Magic poker…”
"You can't beat me at all!" Yuko roared wildly, crying for his stupidity.
"Ah, you should drink at this time. Isn't it like this for adults' gatherings?" Mio came up with a new proposal at this time. Then she turned to look at Kuro Nagata: "Mai Jiang--"
Immediately afterwards, I found that a wine bottle had been placed next to Hei Changzhi.
...
"It's okay, I remember I brought it." Mio said this, then turned around and took out a bottle of white vinegar from her backpack.
"Damn it! Slap sister!!" Mio shouted, then she burst into tears.
"Okay, OK, that's true... I, as an adult, must appear at the critical moment..." At this time, I clapped my hands and said this.
"Teacher Wright, did you bring any contraband?! Is it marijuana?! Is this really good?!" Yuko swallowed and said.
Mio shook her head like a rattle: "No, right, right, at most it's just cigarettes or something. It's too, too, too..."
Immediately afterwards, I took out a box of squid from my backpack...
Chapter completed!