Chapter 18 Speaking of the war is about to begin(1/2)
So that night, I called my mother and told me that I would not go back today and would go to my classmate's house to spend some time.
So my mother asked half-jokingly: "Male classmate or female classmate? Isn't Haruhi right next door? You've already got Sasaki away. Don't get Kasumi away again."
"I'm very sorry for letting you down. It's a female classmate." I replied very honestly.
"What?!" Immediately afterwards, I heard my sister screaming next to me. Then there was a "pop" sound, and then a blind voice sounded "beep" on the phone.
What did you do? That little guy. I rolled my eyes, turned off my cell phone, and waited for the home to call me again.
"Hey! Hey! Ah Xu!!! What's going on?! Which vixen seduces your soul away?! L'Oreal or Yoshikawa Miki?! Alice or Masako Natsume?! Tell me quickly!!!"
“…Who are those people?”
"What?! Have you found a new woman? You scum who plays with women casually!!"
"How does your head grow?!" I couldn't help but complain: "Where is my mom? I asked her to answer the phone! Don't you go to bed so late?"
"...I can't sleep without Axu accompanying me."
A very aggrieved voice ran out along the phone.
I sighed softly: "It's really hard to bring a bottle of oil like you."
"Fool!"
"Okay, OK. How about I take you to the playground for a few days off?"
"don't want!"
"Cinema?"
"don't want!"
“Suburban natural scenic spot?”
"don't want!"
“…lovehotel?”
"No--you can't."
"Sorry, I'm kidding."
"Idiot!!!IdiotIdiotIdiotIdiotIdiotIdiotIdiotIdiot!!!!"
Then he hung up the phone again.
This time should be over.
While thinking this, I happily walked towards the apartment building where Yuki was.
At this time, the phone rang again.
Really, is this dead guy finished? I saw that the caller ID was written with my own phone number, so I couldn't help but think of it like this. I made up my mind and scolded her fiercely.
By the way, isn’t my mother right by her side? Why don’t you care about her?
So, I clicked the call button and was about to swear, but I heard my mother's hesitation voice: "That... A Xu, I'll tell you something, don't be angry."
"What, mom, you occasionally take care of your sister. Look at how she looks like."
"Isn't it all you spoiled."
"...Okay, okay, let me tell me if I have anything to do, I'll listen."
"Actually, Axu, you are relatively mature, and I'm not very worried. It's just that your sister is so simple, she will lose her father when she is born. In addition, Axu, you are so outstanding. Her attachment to you is imaginable."
"Well, elder brother is like father, I still understand this principle."
"So... women generally have some Oedipus complexes. A small number of them have a love brother complex. A very small number of them have a perverted complex, so."
"Isn't a pervert a complex, isn't my mom?"
"So, be nice to your sister."
"No matter how good it is, something will happen to me, mom."
"By the way."
"What?"
"In fact, there is a certain chance of giving birth to a genius when getting married in close relatives. Hitler, Darwin, Einstein and others. Do you want to take a gamble?"
"……don't want."
I was so excited that I used too much force and directly crushed my phone. All the good mood I had just disappeared.
Are my mother and sister who have been with me day and night for so many years?
Forget it, at least I still have Youxi, Youxi will never disappoint me. Absolutely.
"Can you lend your knees to use?"
"Please."
"Thank you." I sighed softly, and then fell into Yuki's arms.
"Are you tired?"
“A little bit.”
"Then go to bed."
"oh."
I closed my eyes and soon I fell asleep.
Nagato Yuki sighed softly, then lit my forehead: "Like a child."
At this moment, in the huge playground, the sickle god of death looked at the huge crystal mirror and frowned slightly confusedly.
"Does you really like this type? What's the good thing about that kind of face with a zombie-like expressionless face... I forgot that he is a dead soul. Maybe the dead souls like this type."
After that, Belica practiced in front of the mirror, trying to make herself look expressionless. But she couldn't do it anyway. She was so angry that she stomped her feet and destroyed several planes.
The next day, Yuki and I went to school together. Although there was no basic hand-holding, the gap between the two was a little larger. Yuki didn't say a word in silence. But I felt that the atmosphere was so good.
But after that, something happened.
Our great sos group's female tyrant, Haruhi Suzumiya, wanted to make a movie.
Originally, he wanted to let Shikuru play the heroine - but after a fight with Yakumo Zi, he met her on the way to school. The two of them had a quarrel. When the wealthy Miss Zi heard that Haruhi was going to make a movie. The male protagonist was still me, she snorted coldly: "So what? It would be strange if the incompetent students could succeed with their passion. If it were me, they would send him to Hollywood and ask the best screenwriter to write the script and the best director to shoot. Then let him be the protagonist-"
"——This is not what he wants!"
"How do you know what he wants?"
"——Of course I want to make a movie with me!"
"Hahaha...really? Then I'm really looking forward to it. Don't make a super big and bad movie, let my Xu Jiang be wronged. Little girl."
After Zi finished speaking, she opened the fan (newly bought) to cover her mouth. Oh, hehe, walked away.
So the leader of the troupe made a quick decision and decided to take the lead as the heroine himself and play against me. He also used all the time in class to write a script of 500,000 words.
When the club activity time after school, I looked at the thick manuscript paper that Chunri stuffed me, and thought to myself: How did you do it? Or did you take the wrong medicine or get rid of chicken blood?
However, under the gaze of Chunyan's bright eyes, I retreated, compromised, opened the script, and read it as fast as possible:
The heroine: Haruhi Suzumiya - the Queen who ruled the Milky Way
A male protagonist: A Xu - the Queen's husband, His cowardly prince
Supporting actress: Asahina Shikuru - Queen's personal maid
Supporting actress: Nagato Yuki - Dukewoman who attempts to subvert the Sos Empire
Supporting actor: Guquan Yishu - Captain of the Empire Guard
Suit 1: Senior Sister Tsuruya (Mikuru claims she is a ‘new friend I know in this world’ but no matter how I look at it, what’s wrong with it.) - The close friend of the head maid
Suit 2: The Little Sister - His Highness the Prince's beloved sister
What Suzumiya Haruhi wanted to shoot seemed to be a science fiction film.
Of course, if you look closely, it seems to be an action movie.
The plot is a bit like a stream of consciousness... a horror suspense film?
But sometimes I feel so warm...Romantic romance movies?
But the ending is really...it makes people feel sore and tight...a black humor film?
So, to sum up, what Kasuki is going to shoot is a black humor film of romance science fiction suspense action.
——Is this a magic horse thing?
In addition, there is another thing worth my attention - for Shenma, all these things have become true? This is not the earth at all, right?! A fantasy color of the universe - what did this guy Haruhi do?! Why is he looking tall and queen on the screen? And those extras look so dedicated, and the background is vividly arranged - it will cost a lot of money?! Haruhi, you robbed the bank?!
"What the hell is going on?" I looked around me, Yuki, dressed in military uniform, and asked this.
"Suzumiya Haruhi uses her ability to completely copy the script of the movie, forming a subspace comparable to the size of the Milky Way. Now we are in it. And the plot seems to have begun."
Yuki tried to briefly explain the current situation, and then added: "And it seems that others have completely entered their role positioning. In other words... they have regarded themselves as characters in the script."
To be continued...