The No. 1 Heavenly King] Chapter 4

I will forgive you if I call me Big Brother...

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Chapter Four

I will forgive you if I call me Big Brother...

s1: Well, let me explain in advance that this book is not an infinite flow of every world. All stories take place in the same world. So if the story and characters conflict with the worldview of this book, they will definitely be corrected by the ghost and animal suppression power of a certain apocalypse, so... That's right, the demon tail will be subject to a large-scale crush... If you haven't seen the demon tail, please take a look at the normal story. The children who have seen the demon tail will remain calm...

s2: Thank you for the ocean of children's shoes of "Tung Noble Valley and Ren", thank you for the ocean of children's shoes of "Apostle - Seraph"; thank you for the ocean of children's shoes of "Night Wind Leaf", thank you for the ocean of children's shoes of "Dawn, Light"...

s3: Thank you for the monthly ticket for the "王子" children's shoes, thank you for the "cr6~fi

"A monthly ticket for children's shoes, thanks to the monthly ticket for "Danlan" children's shoes...

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There are many proverbs circulating in the land. Some of them have been passed down for a long time and are full of simple and simple and easy to understand. They are the crystallization of barbarian wisdom for tens of thousands of years. Some have emerged in recent years and will be passed down. After thousands of years, they still shine with chilling glory... Because these proverbs do hide countless blood and tears that resonate with each other...

The sword blade storm is more destructive than the charge of one hundred mammoths, and the Yareth Avalanche is more destructive than the charge of one hundred mammoths, and the Yareth Avalanche is more destructive than the Yareth Avalanche... It is the drunken madness caused by Brother Caesar - one of them.

The smallest thing in the world is not the smallest grain of sand in the Demacia Desert, but the alcohol content of Brother Caesar. The most fickle thing in the world is not the girl’s thoughts, but the virtues of Brother Caesar after getting drunk - the second.

The warrior, even if the dragon falls from the sky, even if a million people shout at you, even if the Arrit Mountains collapse in front of you, and even if Brother Caesar pours a jar of blood rage in front of you, you should not waver... Okay, okay, everything has exceptions, we are all mortals, if the last situation happens, you are allowed to turn around and run away-third.

The temple solemnly promised that it would never use the drunken state of Brother Caesar in war - the fourth.

Do you know my courage and strength? I once escaped successfully from my drunk brother without any harm - fifth.

After drinking, I will invite Brother Caesar to drink with you-Sixth.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It’s no exaggeration. These are all real things, and they contain countless resentment and blood and tears... Drunk is drunk when you drink, drunk is crazy. Drunk means destruction, and destruction is about crushing... And you can’t tell your elder brother clearly afterwards, because he will definitely forget about drinking when he wakes up. If you tell him, the elder brother with a lot of curiosity will definitely try it yourself...

After so much, I believe you have guessed what a terrible thing happened - yes, because the onlookers who did not know the truth were present, Caesar was decisively drunk...

It all starts with the banquet that night.

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On the day of gathering with the United Army, tomorrow, the Cats' Stay held a huge banquet tonight - a thriving banquet, but Caesar already knew everyone's purpose, and it can be seen that Wendy was indeed favored by everyone.

Their purpose is nothing more than asking me to take good care of that little girl, that's all." Caesar frowned and looked at the carnival crowd, he felt a little uncomfortable because all the people in joy would glance at the place without any slightest eyes.

The master is too demanding of them, and it is not wrong, isn't it?" Shiliu Ye Sakiya was forced to sit by him and laughed in a low voice, "They don't know that you are the King of the North, nor do they know that you have received the commission from the God of War. They don't even know the details of your agreement with President Robinru, but only know that you are responsible for protecting Wendy's safety in the joint war in the next few days. This is why they did this."

Hum? I'm getting less and less clear when you say that." Caesar looked at the wine glass in front of him, reached out and picked it up, and was about to taste it, but the keen intuition of the Saint Seiya made him give up this unwise move. He raised the wine glass and stared at the golden wine, thinking about his experience of drinking before, and thinking about Rodin not mixing bartenders for him...

I was not good at drinking? Caesar tilted his head suspiciously and came up with a conjecture that was closer to the facts.

Their actions are not as clumsy as showing kindness." Shiliuye Sakiya didn't know what he was thinking, but looked at the noisy people, but instead smiled gently. The eyes of the villagers who looked at them were captured by Shiliuye Sakiya. The strangely dressed villagers couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. However, seeing the clever and gentle smile of the servant, the embarrassment quickly turned into feelings and embarrassment. The servant whispered, "Look, they just don't know how to express their kindness. In this case, any material gift is an insult, so they can only convey their request and thanks in this way."

Trouble." Caesar curled his lips and put down the wine glass casually. "Mother-in-law, how can you be so happy with the North?"

This is called implicitness, after all, every nation has its own cultural characteristics." Shiliu Ye Saki smiled.

As expected, the North is the best. Just keep it straight and talk about things. It’s really troublesome to hide your head and tail like this. No wonder Gilgamesh doesn’t like to fight with humans.” Caesar shook his head.

Master, I can't agree with what you think. Although barbarians and orcs are good, everyone is not bad. Although cultural differences and regional factors have created differences in folk customs, I believe that no matter which ethnic group, the essence and heart of kindness are the same, and they all want to protect their relatives." Shiliu Ye Sakiya blinked and smiled faintly, "Is the master not experiencing the beauty of the world? The beautiful bonds that exist in everyone's hearts."

Tsk, why did Sakiya start to care about these things?" Caesar turned his head and smiled at the nv servant next to him.

This is the master's credit. What you made me understand is that in addition to Nozdom, there are many other things worth noting in this world." Although it was a casual joke, Sakiya Saki's expression suddenly became solemn, staring at Caesar's eyes seriously, "The master made me understand that it is something that does exist in the world. I also want to let the master understand more beautiful things in the world. This will become your reason for saving in the future. Yes, I have already made the enlightenment to help the master."

...Sakiya, it's ignited again..." Caesar stretched out his hand and pressed the nv servant's head.

Riya Sakiya sighed, and was powerless to resist Caesar's intimate behavior. Besides... Compared to other excessive things, motou and other actions were already the most innocent. She said helplessly: "Master, please see the occasion, and... the battle will begin tomorrow. Please allow me to repeat it again, don't underestimate the enemy, and folk heritage also has amazing power."

I understood and understood. As I said, Sakiya was responsible for taking care of Wendy, and I was responsible for fighting, that's all..." Caesar waved his hand, and saw a flash of jing in the eyes of the servant, the king raised his hand to surrender again, "Okay, okay, I will cooperate well with the other magicians and soldiers of the United Army - the premise is that they are not weak enough."

Before Sakiya could protest again, he exclaimed: "I didn't expect that the shy little girl was the Dragon Destroying Magician like you. The Dragon of the Sky... is in charge of the power of the atmosphere. It is obvious that this guy doesn't know the real use of his power, and just treats it as a healing and auxiliary power."

However, there is a topic about Dragon Destroyer's Magician who has attracted Sakiya's attention: "The power of the atmospheric?"

It was Chilia who told me... Humph, I once again learned the significance of the Sixth Crown King visiting the North. It was clearly to popularize knowledge for the kings who don’t like reading books - haha, sure enough, the previous few war gods were also cheating... "Caesar laughed proudly to the sky, regardless of the fact that he was cheating, "Chelia said that there was the saying that there was qi magic in the past. The basis of qi magic was air. The flow of air produces wind, air friction produces electricity, air distortion produces illusions, and the twisting of air reverse cracking drives existence is spatial power, which can all be attributed to qi magic."

So awesome," Sixteen Ye Sakiya exclaimed, "What an amazing power."

It's amazing, but it's a pity that it's too difficult to learn. The reason why ancient magic was lost is that in addition to the destruction and destruction of foreign races, the requirements for qualifications, knowledge and will are too strict, and it cannot be popularized at all. It's very pity that it's very easy to cause a broken chain of inheritance." Caesar sighed, and then looked at Wendy who was surrounded by stars like stars. "It's really strange. With this power, he has not been dug up by Sky Dome or Nature Academy. You must know that the pure magical holy lands such as Sky Dome Academic Fortress and Nature Academy have a lot of magical records. Not only the classics about this profession, but various magic records inherited from ancient times are included. Spellcasters above the seventh level are qualified and powerful to study those."

Speaking of this, I was a little strange." Shiroya Saki sat upright, looked at everyone around him with a smile, "My footprints have been spread all over the north over the years. Why have I never heard of the name of the Cat's Summer? This is indeed... something unusual, how can Wendy's magical power and President Robinru's terrifying magic, be unknown?"

Well, I was also surprised. Robinru and Eras met. How could a guy who could become an old friend of him be a character?” Caesar looked around for a week and whispered, “But the others look so weak, and they give me a strange feeling, not like normal people, but... I secretly looked with the Death Eye. Death Line and other people are still the standard of normal people… Is it the Neilbit tribe?”

Thank you, don't just use the devil eyes to look at people casually." Shiliu Ye Sakiya was shocked, "This is so rude."

...No problem, just look, you can't stare at me." Caesar rolled his eyes, "Don't worry, that power has basically no side effects except for testing psychological quality and heart, and it just allows me to see the line of death and the point of death. If you don't use your hands to cut and poke, there will be no problem at all."

Riya Sakiya looked disbelief, and Caesar sighed helplessly: "This is not a strange demonic eye that glared at someone who was pregnant."

The v servant immediately blushed - obviously she could not be the legendary king of nv servants, because it represented the complete abandonment of the festival... In this gap, Wendy walked towards here, followed by a large group of villagers and members of the guild. Before, because Caesar and Sixteen Ye were chatting, they were not able to come to disturb him, but at this time they were all over.

That..." Wendy was still very helpless with Caesar. As long as Caesar's eyes swept over, she would involuntarily shrink her neck. It seemed that the actions of a certain king had indeed had an indelible impact on him, but the little nv child still bowed and shouted, "When fighting, please Mr. Caesar and Sister Sixteen Nights."

...Why did Sakiya go from Miss Sixteen Night to Sister Sixteen Night? I am still Mr. Caesar?" Caesar looked a little depressed, and a kind laugh came from the crowd. Wendy was startled and kept bowing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

...If I say "I will forgive you if I call me big brother" now, I will definitely be regarded as a pervert by everyone.

Call me Big Brother and forgive you..." Haha, it's the barbarian's principle to do it when you think about it.

... Sure enough, the coaxing voice of luàn calmed down in an instant, and everyone widened their eyes and looked at Caesar, as if they were looking at some rare prehistoric animals, and then the whispers rang out in groups of three or three.

Okra, is this the legendary Lolicon Control?"... Lolicon Control your sister.

In this way, maybe Wendy's safety will be more than half assured..." Well... That's what I said.

What stupid things do I think Wendy will be more dangerous. Wendy's xìng is like that... Look at him, although he looks righteous, compare the president... The more he gets casual, the less a human being."... What does it mean to compare the president? What does it mean to get casual? I want to be casual?

His second uncle, you go back and let the little girl at home sleep..."...Yes, you go home and take a shower and go to bed too.

No need... Xueya is only eight years old..."You girl, I'm not interested in the eight-year-old girl

Not much shorter than Wendy”… That aunt, Wendy is crying

That...that..." Wendy had long been blushing and kept pulling on her poor clothes. She was such a pure child. How much trouble would it cause to do a task like this... Let me teach you how to deal with the world

Quiet” Suddenly, a huge voice came from President Robinru, which resolved Wendy's embarrassment. Caesar knew that the Amazon male slave was sincerely disturbing the matter and glared at the old man fiercely. Robinru turned a blind eye to Caesar's sword. He held a bottle of wine in his hand. The golden wine was poured into the wine glass in front of him. The light of the bonfire reflected his face, and the wine was even more golden. The old man, the wine, the bonfire, and the night sky actually formed a quiet and harmonious scene, allowing everyone, including Caesar, to watch quietly.

At the last moment, the last trace of wine poured from the bottle filled the gap in the cup. This hand was extremely lively, and it was obviously a year-old wine worm. The old man held the bottle in one hand and looked at the wine glass in front of him. Everyone swallowed, waiting for the last words before drinking. However, the old man suddenly turned his head, raised the bottle and started to blow.

At the beginning, if you want to blow the bottle, don't pour it into the cup. "A man came out of the crowd and scolded with a stern finger.

Well, calm down." Robinru smiled and the wine gushed out of his mouth.

Swallow it and then speak." Another man came out of the crowd and jumped out and cursed.

…” Robinru turned a deaf ear to the sky and poured it again, then sighed with satisfaction, “Fishes…”

...The wine was sprayed out like a cuttlefish.

The wine is all about money, hún eggs, "The complaints appear again, "If you don't want to swallow it, don't drink it. President, and we have been with you for so long, what's going on with the so-called fish?"

...It's so joyful here." Caesar shrugged and looked at the nv servant next to him. Sakiya Sakiya... It looked very entangled, and it seemed to be troubled by Caesar's statement that was suspected to be lolicon. Hearing this, he looked at Caesar with great helplessness. She just comforted Wendy: "...Master, please don't make such jokes?"

…Isn’t I old enough to be her elder brother?” Caesar asked back purely, “I remember, I should be older than Wendy, and not as old as my father. Shouldn’t I be called brother?”

...Although it's true that I say that, I remember that the master is not so familiar with Wendy."

How could we become comrades-in-arms fighting side by side tomorrow?” Caesar was shocked, “Is this relationship not close enough? That is enough to entrust life—oh, can it be said... Sakiya was thinking wrong? I asked Wendy to call me Big Brother with a pure thought..."

Master” Saki Ye shouted in shame and anger, and then, a loud cheer drowning her next sentence. It turned out that when the two of them were talking in a low voice, Robinlu had already finished speaking. I don’t know what he said, but everyone turned their enthusiastic eyes to the two outside guests, rushed over, surrounded them, and started a carnival.

With laughter, people sat around the bonfire to grill wild game, drinking the wine they made, the young men and girls were graceful around the bonfire, the melody of the four-stringed lyrics resounded throughout the sky, and Caesar seemed to have returned to the north, all the breath was so familiar, and his expression gradually changed from surprise to joy. While helping to bake wild game, he chatted and laughed loudly with the people next to him.

The gentle wind came from the sea of ​​trees, and the night wind blew. Caesar held a few strings of wild game in his hand, looking for the figure of the servant among the crowd. Looking back suddenly, the sixteenth night Saki Ye was looking at him smilingly as the lights were extinguished.

omíli, under the calm light of the bonfire, had a pretty luster. His eyes were so familiar and so moving that he remembered whom and forgot whom. The quiet night came quietly in the dim lights.

...and then...then there is nothing more.

A full glass of ale was handed over by force, and Caesar drank it all in this hot atmosphere.

...So there is no more, Sakiya's smile is his last memory of the dinner.
Chapter completed!