"...Hey, my dear brother, dear uncle, I understand everything you said. I just escaped from the pile of dead people. I didn't have any injuries except peeing my pants...Does hemorrhoids count?

!" The black knight was not idle, and his hands were not idle either. He took off his helmet, but did not dare to move his legs.

"Take it off and let me see!" Judging from his current mood, Hong Tao really wanted to go up and give him a big hug. But his reason told him that even if his uncle came, he had to verify his identity first. You like to talk about chicken thieves?

No matter how cold-blooded, there is no discussion!

"...This is a bit too impolite. Is it appropriate to be in front of a lady?" The black knight almost cried, but apart from protesting, his legs really didn't dare to take a step. Of course, he didn't want to take off his clothes in the street.

Clothes, as it happens to be early autumn, I think I can avoid them now.

"Take it off quickly, don't talk nonsense, I agreed on her behalf!" Hong Tao took his place without waiting for Chu Qiu to say anything.

"...You are so fucking useless!" The Black Knight had no choice but to unzip and take off his motorcycle suit until only his underwear was left. He had to raise his hands and turn around slowly.

"Come on, come on, hurry in... Oh, leave the car alone, no one will steal it! It's early autumn, do you remember whose house has hot water? Zhang Ke, go get a bottle of Coke, it's cold!"

Hong Tao looked at it very carefully, more seriously than looking at a female model. He didn't hand the steel crossbow to Chu Qiu until he thought it was okay, took a few steps forward, hugged the black knight and walked into the yard.

"...I, I...I don't want to fucking live anymore...wuwuwuwu..." To Hong Tao's surprise, the black knight hugged his shoulders and started crying before he even reached the entrance of the courtyard.

They say women are pitiful when they cry, but in fact it would be miserable if a man really let go of crying. A man in his thirties stood up straighter and was stronger than Hong Tao, but he was crying all over and was shaking with anger.

I can't breathe evenly.

"Pa ta... come on, come on, sit down and cry slowly, whimpering and crying at the same time..." Hong Tao carried the black knight into the yard by half-hugging and half-carrying him.

Two cigarettes, one in each mouth.

"Suck...hiss...squeak...gudong, gudong...you're living a good life, and it's still ice cold!"

However, men cry when they cry, usually for a short time, but the process is more intense. Black Knight stopped crying just after half of the cigarette was burned. No need to persuade him, he sniffed, took a long puff of the cigarette, and drank a few sips of Coke.

It seemed like nothing was wrong, except that the circles under his eyes were still red.

"That's right, I don't want to brag. As long as the earth is not destroyed, what's going on? Brother, I eat meat too! What do you think I'll do when aliens come? I'll go and be a traitor right away, taking the alien devils with me.

Take care of the Pentagon and the NATO Allied Forces Headquarters! Just saving your life is not enough, you also have to eat and drink well, right? Come on, tell me, why did you come here?"

In fact, Hong Tao was not completely relieved at this point, and kept touching the paratrooper knife on his thigh with his right hand. As long as the grandson dared to make any abnormal movement, he would have to lie down within a second.

"...What the hell is this? I was fine the night before, but when I woke up, I turned into a monster... There were dozens of people jumping off buildings in my neighborhood, and my wife also asked me to push them down.

She fell to death. She, she is still pregnant with my son. It has been more than six months... wu wu wu... our family has divorced..."

When he talked about his origins, the Black Knight couldn't help but cry again. This time he was even more bold, with snot and tears running down his face, and the cigarette butt stuck to his lips without even knowing how to remove it.

"San'er, it's not your fault...have you visited your parents' house?" Is it miserable? It's really miserable. Should I sympathize with you? I have no time...

Countless families around the world have experienced experiences like Jiao San's. If there were too many miserable things and it reached a common level, it would no longer be miserable and should be called the norm.

That's right, the man riding the big motorcycle was the rich second-generation Jiao Qiao who followed Hong Tao to engage in surveillance ten years ago. He married Wang Xiaolan eight years ago, but they divorced just over three years ago. It was said that they had incompatible personalities.

It's right when you think about it. They are both the second generation of rich people, and they are the darlings in the eyes of their parents. There is nothing wrong with them when they play together, but married life is not about going to bars and nightclubs. You can't always have fun. When you need it,

Difficulties we face together require compromise and mutual understanding.

But who should give in to whom among these two people? Jiao San doesn't have that temper, and Wang Xiaolan doesn't seem to be that virtuous. The consequence of not giving in to the other is that the more the quarrel becomes, the more ruthless the talk, the more they break up.

It's not a problem between them, it's a common problem among entire generations.

The year before last, he married a young girl. Her family was not rich, but the couple was able to live together. As he grew older, Jiao San gradually got rid of the nightclub life, and even quit smoking for half a year in order to have a child.

, he really has a son.

This guy even called me a few months ago and said that when the child is born, Hong Tao will be his godfather and help with education. The standard is not high, as long as it can catch up with the grains of millet. Who would have thought that he was about to become a father?

But he had to push his wife and fetus downstairs to death with his own hands. I am afraid that this psychological burden will never be let go for the rest of my life.

However, Jiao San is not a pure waste. He has a high-end gadget called a breathing crossbow hidden in his home. It was dismantled into parts from the United States by a prodigal in the circle. At that time, one cost more than 40,000 yuan, and he even asked Hong Tao for it.

don't want.

Of course Hong Tao didn't want it. It only cost more than two thousand dollars in the United States. If he wanted it, he could ask Liu Ruoshuang to buy it. The female tyrannosaurus married Han Li and immigrated to the United States within two years, saying that she was helping Han Li.

By running a fitness club, he was actually running a business for the Liu family. If he had married her at that time, he would have done the same job.

Holding his breath, Jiao San followed the fire escape from the apartment building he lived in to the basement. He must have watched apocalyptic movies a lot. Thinking that he was afraid of traffic jams while driving, he simply rode a motorcycle and quickly went to his parents' house.

As a result, he was hit again. Before he entered the villa gate, he saw the old couple and the nanny wandering in the garden. Not only did he not smile when his son came back, but he also pounced on him and bit him. According to Jiao San, he really couldn't do it.

He had no choice but to get on the car and run away.

But where to run? After thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that Liu Ruoshuang once said at a party before going abroad that if anyone encounters a problem and is at a loss, he might as well go to Hong Tao and ask. So he ran over from the East Fifth Ring Road in a hurry, and stopped in the middle of the way.

I stopped by my buddy's house to check it out. Needless to say, I definitely didn't see anyone alive.

"What if I also mutate?" After telling this extremely unpleasant experience, Jiao San's mood also calmed down, and the two of them sat under the ceiling and continued chatting.

"Then I'll shoot you old bastard to death with one arrow, and then shoot myself to death. What's the point of living alone? Do you see, I specially reserved two of the sharpest arrows, one for you?

I have one!"

If you want to ask who hates Hong Tao the most, Jiao San must be counted as one. After getting married twice, Hong Tao brought a bunch of bad friends in the circle to trouble him twice. He usually didn't say anything nice when he met, and used all kinds of sarcasm and sarcasm, without any dignity at all.

There is no hope for him to start talking, and Jiao San cannot do anything, so he can only endure it. If Hong Tao turns into a zombie, this grandson will really take the opportunity to take revenge.

"Whoosh... bang... where are the other arrows?" Hong Tao picked up the breathing crossbow on the stone table, placed a triangular pyramid on it, aimed at the wooden basin under the wall of the south room and lightly pulled the trigger. The crossbow body shook slightly, at least nine rings.

!It’s really a good thing, you get what you pay for. Unfortunately, the finished crossbow arrows are a little short, only two are left.

"I shot zombies. I killed a security guard in my basement, two gatekeepers in my parents' neighborhood, and a guy wandering around in my buddy's neighborhood. There were only six arrows in total... This thing of yours can be used.

? It’s too ugly!”

Hong Tao was playing with the breathing crossbow, and Jiao San was also thinking about the steel plate crossbow, shaking his head no matter what he looked at. What kind of crappy thing was this? There was rust on the arms of the crossbow, and the burrs on the crossbow body were not clean. It was shoddy and not in line with his style.

"Look, it's too far away. About fifteen meters is no worse than a foreign thing like yours! Stretch...crack..."

Can the two crossbows be compared? There is really no comparison, not in any aspect. But Hong Tao never takes a loss on words, and he has to find a way to tie up even if he doesn't have the upper hand. It's still the same wooden basin, and the time of aiming this time
Chapter completed!