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140: A man's two-choice problem (seeking the moon)(2/3)

Either Jascovius, who is like Liu Bi in the international arena, but her resume in the NBA is blank.

We usually describe players like Li Ang who bullies people back and forth between the FIBA ​​and the NBA in one sentence: Heifers run back and forth - Liu Bi repeatedly.

In addition to that dunk, Li Ang also scored 22 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists and 3 blocks today. How could he not be popular?

Facing so many shots, Li Ang almost couldn't help but say: "This is not my credit!"

Li Ang really wants to ask Lao Hu what the meaning of not entering the sky basket.

And Biba, his pass is so comfortable that he can take three steps directly after receiving the ball. If you pass a little bit, Weiss will not be hit by the egg's head.

But the reporters would not listen to Li Ang’s explanations, they thought Li Ang was not an individual.

I used to complain that Carter was not a human being, but now I realize that it was me who was the beast!

Li Ang just hopes that Weis will not hold a grudge against himself. I really didn't mean it!

Originally, I just wanted to complete the simple and unpretentious buckle.

But I knew that I would fly over if I accidentally did it.

Li Angsheng had no desire. With this, my character as a living Bodhisattva in the basketball world collapsed.

The next day, sure enough, the whole world was reporting on the surrender of the French, no, the French were flying over.

Overnight, there were countless children who asked their friends to stand under the basket on the Chinese basketball court and then imitated Li Ang's children.

In the ugly basketball circle, there were suddenly many more insurance sellers.

The newspapers of the Ugly Kingdom are full of photos of Li Ang’s bottom. They also gave Li Ang a well-known name - Death Knot!

If you go to the street to ask a young man, he will definitely know French center Weiss.

TNT TV, Kenny Smith is talking about the serious academic topic of "On the Importance of Butt" with Barkley, who has retired and signed with TNT.

Barkley watched the video of Li Ang Feiyue over and over again, and emphasized over and over again: "It is rare for Li's ass to look at the whole earth. I think this is probably the one-size-fits-all talent."

Stern is also watching this TNT show. This summer, Stern feels it is amazing.

This summer's basketball world was actually ruled by a Chinese.

At this time in previous years, people were talking about how much Shaq had gained, how did Danzi break his bones inexplicably, and all talk about various transactions.

But this year, people are talking about Li Ang.

First, it was hard to block and then break through the French team's defense line.

Famous scenes one by one.

"You're not a human being." On the phone, even Carter, the dunk-dunk maniac, was complaining about Li Ang in a blatant way.

"Listen to my explanation..."

"I've said I didn't hit me, tell me, how long have I been targeting me?"

"I don't have it. It's all because of the guard who can't even see clearly in the basket! If three baskets weren't there suddenly appeared in front of him, could he have gone into the sky without entering?"

Li Ang always felt that even if he was guilty, he would be a responsibility.

Hu Weidong's empty basket and Biba's back-to-back pass can be more exciting than his own leap.

"Stop talking, next season... I'll pass the ball to you, let's let Toronto shine in the NBA together!"

Good guy, Uncle Mu will probably have to retire overnight if he hears this.

Dameng, Admiral and Shaq, at least they are in the West and can't meet the Raptors a few times in a season.

But Uncle Mu in the East is different. He will meet the Raptors four times a season.

Damn, maybe how will Carter and Li Ang deal with this?

The whole world is discussing the issue of Leon Flying Weiss, but people have not found a more terrible problem - the strongest men's basketball team has the right to choose an opponent for the first time in the World Championships!

At present, the Chinese team has 2 wins and 1 loss in the group stage, and in theory, it can be determined to qualify. Unless the French team can defeat the Dream Team, the Chinese team will be able to qualify even if they lose all the last two games.

The next fourth game against Lithuania is basically a game that is directly given up.

But in the last game against Italy, the Chinese team may not be able to fight with the current state.

If you win against Italy, the Chinese team will qualify as the third in the group. If you lose, you will be fourth in the group.

According to the rules of the Olympic Games, Group A will play against Group B in the third place, and Group A will play against Group B in the fourth place.

In other words, the Chinese team now has two choices.

Or you can bring out the Italian cannon and fight Italy, and strive to play second in Group B.

Or just lie flat at home and eat pasta, give up the last game, and choose to play first in Group B.

Normally speaking, he would definitely rather play second than first.

But this year, the situation in Group B is a bit special.

As of now, the Canadian men's basketball team, which has declined since the 80s, basically locked in the first place in the group after winning three games in a row.

The second is Australia, a host who advocates physical confrontation.

Under the leadership of Nash, the Canadian men's basketball team held high the flag of team basketball.

Up to now, the team averaged six players in double digits per game, but the highest score was only 14 points.

To put it bluntly, the Canadian men's basketball team is not about personal ability, but about Nash's connection often activates the entire team.

How did you say that? An excellent point guard is to turn his teammates from 70 points to 80 points.

However, the Canadian men's basketball team's performance in the previous few years was not outstanding. They only won the 12th place in the 1998 World Championships.

Their performance in the Olympics is a bit abnormal.

Australia has always been very annoying because it advocates physical confrontation. In addition, it is the host with a home advantage, which is very annoying.

It is definitely not easy to play on both teams.

On one side is Australia with big waists and round waists, and on the other side is Canada with soft and sweet voices.

Choosing one of two has always been a man's weakness.

In the end, Mr. Jiang would rather choose Canada.

So he immediately made the decision - in the last fight against Italy, we didn’t fight Italian guns, we lie down and eat pasta!

Good guy, after making the plan, Mr. Jiang himself didn't believe it. The Chinese team was even qualified to paddle in the Olympics.

In the past, he had to work hard for the quarterfinals, but now Li Angga can even lie down and get the quarterfinals.

So, put the players in the NBA as soon as possible.

The incident of Leon Flying to Weiss is still fermenting, and the Olympics continue to go on.

In the game between Dream Team and France, French media are exaggerating: "Our team is extremely strong, and they will do their best to qualify!"

Then France surrendered in the first half.

Another goal was Carter dunked Vis, knocking the 2.18-meter-long man directly to the ground.

Although the death buckle in history has not appeared, this kind of buckle that directly knocks the big center away is also full of shame.

In the Ugly Country Studio, Kenny Smith and Barkley both laughed and became dogs: "Hahahaha, it's worthy of being the Raptors' double evil spirits. I'm already looking forward to their performance in the NBA next season!"

Barkley laughed while secretly glading.

Fortunately, I retired in time!

Fear? What's scared? The situation is small!

Am I afraid of being locked up? I am afraid of ending their wonderful performances.

Weiss sat on the ground, doubting life.

Damn it, go fucking basketball dream!

I want to go home to open a grocery store!

Who can stand it mentally when two consecutive games are being tricked by two different men?

Carter looked at the innocent Weiss and spread his hands: "Li Ang has also done it."

The French team's indestructible defense was broken again.

106 to 90, the Dream Team beat France 16 points.

But obviously, this is still not a satisfactory result for ugly fans.

If a team that can win 11 points in the Chinese team, you will win 16 points?

It's 25 points too!

French team: You respect us, we are also the runner-up in Europe, and we are also the top five in the world!

But Ugly fans found that they were angry too early.

Because of the fourth game against Lithuania, the Dream Team actually won only 9 points!

This is the game where the Dream Team has experienced the smallest difference since NBA players participated in the Olympics in 1992!
To be continued...
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