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Chapter 139 It's not that I don't want to talk, it's that I don't dare to talk(1/4)

Fang Shiyu was very angry!

The consequences are serious!

He really didn't expect it!

This guy actually dared to stuff things that were tinkering with chemical tinkering into his mouth!

At this time, Fang Shiyu said that eating this thing would cause death if it was severe, and she was so scared that she had a small face and became dissatisfied!

I'm not afraid of death, but this acne is so scary!

It's all his fault!

"Mr. Fang...sir, won't it?"

Zhu Di also looked scared and even stuttered when he spoke.

I’m not afraid of diarrhea. My physical fitness, not to mention that I haven’t been injured, even if I have injuries now, it’s not a problem to go to a few days without any problems!

But my sister is different!

My sister is a delicate daughter!

What's more, if my father and mother find out about this kind of thing, wouldn't I be skinned?

"Fortunately, I discovered it early. If you eat it again, the Daluo Golden Immortal will not be able to save you!"

"From now on, in the next month, you will only eat tofu, meat, drink more dairy products, and let the toxins be excreted as soon as possible!"

Fang Shiyu frowned and gave a serious reminder.

If this hadn't been discovered early, if these two goods had stuffed a basin of Glauber's salt and water into their stomachs, the consequences would have been unimaginable!

Therefore, Fang Shiyu asked these two products to take more plant protein and eliminate toxins.

As for the ancients today, Fang Shiyu couldn't control so much whether they liked to drink dairy products.

Today's medical level is really low enough, and Fang Shiyu has no other way!

The most important thing is that today's toilets are also shoddy!

Going to the toilet is simply a pain!

Fang Shiyu has always wanted to get a toilet similar to the 21st century, but she has never taken time out!

It seems that in ancient times, people who went to the toilet were much simpler than modern people in some aspects. After all, they were vast and sparsely populated. It was not difficult to find a place outside the eyes of everyone to solve the problem of the three urgent issues!

The fields and the woods are fine!

But the reality is not like this at all. Even in ancient times, when the sanitary conditions were not very good, the ancients paid too much attention to the toilet, and never gave up on innovation and optimization of toilets!

For example, Shi Chong, a tycoon in the Western Jin Dynasty, had his toilet that shocked China and the world. It was the most luxurious and luxurious toilet in history!

There was a beautiful beauty who had been a prescription for 28 years standing at the door, holding a resin-containing powder (also called amaranth, also known as amaranth, which is made of medicinal and beanthus and ash and wax for washing hands and applying to the face after washing hands. It can also be used as mouth fat to prevent cleavage of lips, which is equivalent to modern lipstick.), agarwood juice (a resin-containing wood of the plant agarwood or white wood fragrance of the Ruixiang family. According to "Bencao Huiyan", grinding agarwood and adding other Chinese medicine auxiliary ingredients, decocting it in water is agarwood juice. At that time, this was not only the function of perfume, but also for medicinal use.).

And in the home of Shi Chong, a rich man, such two precious Chinese medicine products are just for use in the toilet!

In addition, the beauty also has our new gorgeous clothes in her hands, and she politely welcomes and sends them to the toilet!

The toilet is even more magnificent, even a large yarn-down bed. The supporting facilities are so complete, so complete that it can be said to be a waste of time!

However, such a tall and five-star toilet often discourages Shi Chong's guests!

Once, a man named Liu Shi came to Shi's family. He suddenly became anxious and went to this five-star toilet. As a result, he couldn't pull it out because it was too magnificent!

After squatting for a long time, I really couldn't pull it out, so I had to put on my pants and leave!

Therefore, the famous historical saying, "The poor should not be so skewed" came into being from then on!

Of course, Shi Chong is not common in history, so this five-star toilet is the only one!

Even if someone has more money than Shi Chong, he doesn't like Shi Chong to show off his wealth so much.

Because most of the toilets in ancient times were made in a mess.

Although it is not impossible to solve the problem of three urgent problems, it is just a bad word for user experience!

The culprit is that the ancients had extremely limited construction level and toilets belonged to an emerging industry. There were basically no successful cases to learn from. Therefore, toilets in ancient times were basically relatively low-end.

Some toilets don’t even have a door!

Emperor Jing of Han once encountered a sneak attack from a wild boar while using the toilet in the imperial garden. How could Emperor Jing of Han bear it? You even dare to peek at my beloved concubine in the toilet?

So Emperor Jing of Han was furious and led the guards to the wild boar. The wild boar suddenly rushed!

Even the emperor's concubines were so unsafe when they went to the toilet, so it was conceivable that ordinary civilians could imagine.

This is quite lucky, King Jing of Jin was so miserable!

When I was in the toilet, I fell into the toilet and drowned!

In "Zuo Zhuan", it is impossible to describe the death of Duke Jing of Jin, so he had to leave a very strange summary!

"It's time to eat, go up, go to the toilet, and get stuck!"

An emperor died so strangely, it was not because the toilets of the ancients were too trash!

With a history of 5,000 years, there have been many foolish monarchs and treacherous ministers, but the one who can truly be infatuated for thousands of years is probably the only one in Jin Jinggong!

Even emperors can die in the toilet. It can be seen how good the toilets of the ancients are!

Even in the early Ming Dynasty, the toilet in the palace was cleaned three times a month. Moreover, for the ancients, it was difficult to clean up filthy materials, so the smell inside could be imagined!

Therefore, those who are particular about people will find something to block their nostrils when going to the toilet!

The most common one is dried dates, but this kind of toilet artifact is not standard, and only those powerful people can use it.

How powerful should we be?

Give an example!

Wang Dun, the prime minister of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, is this kind of person considered powerful and powerful? I have never seen any world?

As the son-in-law of Emperor Wu of Jin, Sima Yan, on his wedding night, he saw his wife's royal toilet for the first time.

When solving physiological problems, I suddenly saw an exquisite lacquer box on one side with dried dates in it. So Wang Dun thought that this thing was too boring to squat and play time snacks. Without saying a word, he picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth!

Good guy, he started to get sparse after eating, so the dignified princesses were sneered by the palace maids!

But this person’s three urgent needs will not appear at the right time because of your special status!

The old hooligan Liu Bang was not spared. After Liu Bang became Emperor Gaozu of Han, the bachelor was in essence very good. When this guy was in a hurry, he took off the civil servant's hat and turned around and began to flow down three thousand feet with a refreshing flow!

So, the helpless civil servants began to rack their brains to invent a more convenient, movable, portable toilet!

Against this background, the scientific name Hu Zi came into being!

Flying General Li Guang, known as a tiger-killer, always finds someone to make a tiger-shaped pot after killing a tiger, and pee in it to show his courage and contempt for big cats!

The name Huzi comes from this, but as time goes by, the name finally became Harmony 404!

The reason is that the great-grandfather of Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, was named Li Hu, and his nickname was Hu Zi!

So, after being exposed to the great grandfather of Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, the tiger changed its name to an animal, and the cat smiled evilly and finally took off the humiliating hat!

However, the Tang Dynasty overthrew and the Five Dynasties changed. During the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, the production process of pots made rapid progress, and the royal pots were even more of a work of art!

For example, after the Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin destroyed Later Shu, he swept the palace of Later Shu. Regardless of whether it could be used or not, he would first go to Bianjing.

So, when Zhao Kuangyin was counting the spoils in Bianjing, he suddenly saw an extremely exquisite and beautiful vessel inlaid with agate jade.

Although Lao Zhao was a second-generation official, and later went further and became the emperor with a yellow robe, he was busy killing people in the first half of his life. How could he have time to reward himself with a corrupt life!

Therefore, when I saw this thing, my eyes suddenly lit up!

Holding it in your hand, you can't let it go, but after looking at it, I don't know what this thing is for!

Finally, Lao Zhao slapped his thigh and thought that this thing was so exquisitely made and it was the most suitable for drinking!

As the saying goes, it is better to have fun alone than to have fun. Lao Zhao thought good things should be shared, so he called his favorite Mrs. Huarui over and drank with him.

Mrs. Huarui was still a little knowledgeable. When she saw this thing, she immediately said: "This is the urinary pot of the former king!"

Old Zhao was stunned immediately, and was embarrassed to find a hole to crawl into it!

In order to find the place back, Lao Zhao immediately had an idea and said with a righteous look on his face: "I spent all my thoughts on the urine pot, no wonder the country has been destroyed!"

Then he looked reluctant and threw this thing hard!

It is precisely because of the appearance of the penis that the corrupt officials suddenly had a way of flattering.

Because most of these things are made of porcelain, jade or gold and silver!

When winter comes, it is so sour and refreshing when this thing is placed between your legs!

So the ancients had a lot of imagination, such as Wu Xinglu of the Tang Dynasty, who was a master-level existence!

When this guy was unknown, in order to curry favor with a popular eunuch named Ximen, Ximen Jixuan!

"Bei Meng Zuoyan" says: "The young official Ximen Sigong is careful and cautious. Every night, he often serves a warm and urinating tool to serve him, and he is deeply inspired by the lieutenant."

In today's terms, Wu Xinglu brought the temperature of the pot to the right time every night, and then sent it to the eunuch Ximen Jixuan, asking eunuch Ximen Jixuan to pee.

The eunuch Ximen was so comfortable to use, so Wu Xinglu also reached the level of Shangshu.
To be continued...
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