Chapter 27 Abandoned treatment, you eat!(1/2)
The sharp tip of the knife was pressed against Su Jing's nose.
The meaning is simple and clear: Don't talk, go in~
Su Jing took a deep breath, and with a determination to die, she stepped into the very cute bath bucket with various cartoon patterns printed on it.
"Crazy~"
Maybe it was because the water poured a little too much. As Su Jing entered, the water from the bathtub began to flow outward, flowing all over the ground.
Chen Feng didn't care. Anyway, the floor in the office was so dirty, so it would be nice to clean it up.
At this moment, he frowned.
Take a bath, do you put on your clothes?
Put on your clothes and go into the water, either swimming and diving, or falling down.
Chen Feng patted Su Jing with the back of the knife.
Su Jing looked up and looked at Chen Feng with grievance, saying in a tone of "I'm dead anyway, I'm going to be dead, I'll do whatever I want":
"What's wrong? I'm all down, but I'm not satisfied? I'm going to eat me now, right? Okay, come, let's bite now! It's absolutely fresh."
Chen Feng's eyes twitched, and he cut Su Jing's top with a knife, meaning that she would take it off and wash it well.
Su Jing: "..."
Taking a deep breath, she also took the initiative.
Anyway, the bath bucket is not transparent, so I can't see this weird guy who takes off all his clothes.
Besides, I will soon become a meal on the plate, so I will be seen sooner or later? What's the point of caring about this?
Take it off!
Take off my mother!
Su Jing also took the initiative and muttered while taking off.
"Isn't this [is there, look at the internal organs], but [is there, taste the internal organs]..."
Chen Feng: “…”
He really wanted to block Su Jing's mouth, then move her brain away, and take a breath...
Bah bah bah bah bah!
Why do I really want to eat when I step on the horse?
Chen Feng really wants to know why this fitness girl’s brain circuit is so strange!
Eat you?
Feel sorry!
This zombie doesn't eat raw meat!
I can't eat the cooked human flesh and feel disgusted.
"Waola~Waola~"
In Su Jing's heart, this should be her last "farewell bath". She must take a good shower and be a clean ghost.
Besides, drinking water is a problem in the doomsday world. Su Jingn hasn’t taken a shower for a long time, and she can’t stand the smell of sweat on her body.
"I have washed all the time, I have given shampoo and shower gel?"
Su Jing said in a casual tone: "The bath is fragrant, so it will be convenient for you to eat later, right?"
Chen Feng was too lazy to explain the question of "whether to eat" and directly issued an order in his mind to ask the big guys outside to look for shampoo and shower gel.
"Dong~Dong~Dong~Dong~"
The sound of 'heavy' footsteps came again.
Su Jing looked outside curiously, she wanted to know what that was.
However, through the not very transparent glass door, she could only see a huge figure.
"What the hell is it? Human?"
"Impossible, no human being is so tall."
Su Jing then denied herself, but she was still confused in her heart what that huge shadow was.
Not long after.
"Dong~Dong~Dong~" sound came again.
It was the big guy who came back and put the shower gel and shampoo at the door and left again.
When Chen Feng opened the door, he did not look back.
Su Jing and Su Xishui are different. This is a woman who can "kill" ordinary men and must be more careful.
After touching the thing, Chen Feng picked it up without looking back and threw it to Su Jing.
Plop ~
Two bottles fell into the water.
Su Jing looked down and collapsed at that time.
She cried with a sad face, "I just want to wash my hair and take a good bath before you eat it. Isn't that satisfying?
If you can't satisfy it, just give me soy sauce and vinegar?
I won’t let you kill people like this and make people feel mentally!
Do you have to make me collapse before you are happy? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Chen Feng: "???"
What?
He looked at it carefully...
Damn?
How did the promised hair cream and shower gel turn into aged vinegar and braised soy sauce?
Did the big guy get the wrong one?
Bang ~
Su Jing completely gave up the treatment, unscrewed the lid and poured it into the water, muttering:
"What kind of bath bucket is it? Isn't it better for you to just look for a pot?"
"This way you can boil water while taking a shower, and then add soy sauce and vinegar. I will wash and cook it, making it easier for you to eat."
well!
The misunderstanding is getting deeper and deeper!
Chen Feng didn't know why the big guy got it wrong.
He took back the "soy sauce" and "vinegar", and he opened the door again, and the result...
Um?
Isn't that shampoo and shower gel?
It seems... no, that's it!
Only then did Chen Feng realize that it was not because the big guy took it wrong, but because he took it wrong.
At least a big guy has mutated and has an IQ. How could he not even tell such a basic thing?
The reason I took it wrong is that there is a basket at the door of the office, which contains a lot of bottles and jars.
There are soy sauce and vinegar, drinks and wine, but they are all empty bottles. They should be used to break and attract zombies to go out to find food.
Chen Feng didn't pay attention to it when he took it before, so he made a mistake.
"I said it was a coincidence, did anyone believe it?"
Chen Feng raised his hand and threw the shampoo and shower gel over.
Su Jing, who had already "abandoned treatment", made a complete sacrifice and immediately began to wash her hair.
After washing, she stood up and touched the shower gel in front of Chen Feng.
Chen Feng was not embarrassed, and he was openly admiring Su Jing's figure.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk ~"
"What I have practiced is different, it's not drooping at all!"
Not only is it not hanging, it is also very perky.
"I can only enjoy the eye, what's the point!"
After paying for a loss without missing traces, Chen Feng thought to himself: "When can we return to normal?"
To be continued...