Chapter 126 "I Want to Reverse the Three Customs" (2)(1/2)
Chapter 126
"The crosstalk is good, so I went to learn it."
"Yes, this needs to be learned."
After pausing, Su Mu stared at the camera, then stretched out four fingers directly.
"Cross talk is an art, and it pays attention to four subjects."
Wang Jie smiled and said, "Yes."
At the same time, I took a look at Su Mu more. The relationship was okay, but I didn’t know anything.
"Drag, shoes, just sing."
After the words fell, the audience and netizens on the Internet were stunned for a moment and laughed directly.
"Puff, I was amused by Sumu and sang in slippers."
"Haha, this is a delicious crosstalk."
"Come on, I thought Sumu had really changed his sex life, and his feelings still haven't changed."
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The audience was happy, while Wang Jie on the stage had a black brow.
Well, don't expect too much from Sumu.
"It means learning to sing."
"You changed it?"
Su Mu was stunned and looked at Wang Jie innocently.
"You just changed it. It's just this tune and slippers. You are not afraid of getting the audience anymore." Wang Jie said speechlessly.
"Okay, you said yes."
Su Mu smiled, looked at Wang Jie, and continued to sigh.
"It's good crosstalk. I won't take Teacher Wang to learn it."
"Yes, I learned it." Wang Jie responded.
"As soon as I go, I will meet the master."
Su Mu pretended to be exaggerated and pretended to admire and sigh.
"Holding a blond blue-eyed doll in the left hand, and a beautiful black-haired young woman in her right hand, wearing a suit, hugging her left and right, snails on the left, and sniffing her right hand..."
"Wow, that's what the master is?" Wang Jie exclaimed.
"If you don't understand, this is called elegance, do you understand."
Su Mu looked at Wang Jie with contempt and gestured with his right hand around his neck.
"With a ten-pound gold chain around your neck, that's so elegant."
"I don't know whether Gao Ya or not, and I'm not afraid of being tied." Wang Jie said with a smile.
"Go, go there, you don't understand this."
Su Mu waved his hand and looked at Wang Jie with disgust.
On the Internet, many people laughed as Su Mu said.
Especially the elegant thing Sumu mentioned, it is not elegant at all.
"I went up to ask," Su Mu continued.
"The master is worthy of being a master. As soon as he sees me, he holds my hand."
"Wow, how about it?" Wang Jie responded.
"The master said, Xiao Su, you have to know that we should do things elegantly, not vulgar, and not live a vulgar life. Do you understand it or not."
As soon as the words came out, everyone was stunned on the Internet, and the next moment, they exploded.
"Puff, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Sumu is still Sumu."
"Hahaha, I'm looking forward to it, I know how Sumu could be cowardly."
"Here, here, Sumu is going to start to argue with people."
"Damn, Sumu is so brave."
"Xie Hongming said that he had a vulgar life, and Su Mu was going to oppose the three vulgarities."
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Many people laughed on the Internet, and Su Mu's words were considered to be a direct response.
On the stage, Wang Jie was stunned and stared at Su Mu in a daze.
Now he also heard a little.
But, how should he pick it up?
At this moment, Xie Hongming's face suddenly became ugly behind the stage.
Isn’t the meaning of Su Mu’s words just to criticize him?
What is the master of trampling horses? It's just talking about him.
On the stage, Su Mu no matter what Xie Hongming thought, he was not ready to end it like this anyway.
"The master said it well, but I don't understand, so I have to ask for advice."
"Yes, I want to ask for advice."
Su Mu looked at him with a look of knowledge and then continued.
"The master was also enthusiastic. He glanced at me, tidied up a sip of cigarettes, squirted out a mouthful of people, spit out a sputum, threw away the cigarette in his hand, stepped on it a few times, and asked me if I understand?"
"Wow, this master is not very good." Wang Jie said in surprise.
I have to admire Su Mu in my heart. This is to trample Xie Hongming to death.
"The master is a good person. I don't understand. I picked up a few pieces of paper with tears and tears, threw it on the ground, and then told me solemnly that you should rebel against the world and do you understand."
Su Mu sat in his hand and wiped his nose, then threw the paper on the ground.
"I'm sorry, your behavior is uncivilized enough." Wang Jie accused.
"Do you understand it if you are against the vulgarity?"
Su Mu's eyes narrowed, but he looked at Wang Jie angrily and asked.
"I really don't know." Wang Jie shook his head.
Su Mu immediately opened his fingers, "What do the three vulgarities mean?"
“Vulgar…Vulgar…!”
"Wow, why are there only two! There are still kitsch?" Wang Jie was shocked.
"Hey, you know the feelings, then, that one has gone ahead."
He looked up at Wang Jie, and Su Mu waved his hand and pointed directly at the backstage of the stage at this moment.
I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional.
The live broadcast footage of the Spring Festival Gala happened to be cut to the entrance of the background.
Xie Hongming, who was standing here, was immediately broadcast live.
"Haha, I laughed. Su Mu is so angry that he is so angry."
"Puff, I learned that Su Mu's mouth is too damaged."
"Oh, you didn't see it. Master Xie's face suddenly darkened."
"Hahaha, I've taken the screenshot and then posted it online."
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As soon as he finished talking, the camera was given to Xie Hongming, and many netizens were amused.
Xie Hongming, who was behind the stage, had anger in his eyes.
Sumu, you are too immoral.
You are kitsch!
"Anyway, I like crosstalk very much. Now, the master also took me to visit." Su Mu continued.
"Yes." Wang Jie responded.
"First I was asked to read a poem, and that poem was well written." Su Mu said with a look of admiration.
"I will recite it, let's enjoy it together."
"Well, let's enjoy it." Wang Jie nodded.
To be continued...