On the Internet, Sumu crosstalk "I Want to Reverse the Three Vulgarities".

A large number of netizens were amazed by it.

I originally wanted to come and see Yile, but who knew that I was amused by Su Mu.

"Come on, Sumu's crosstalk is so funny."

"Yes, Su Mu angrily criticized Xie Hongming, it was a good-looking explosion."

"Damn, Sumu is a real talent, and the crosstalk is really good."

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On the Internet, Sumu's crosstalk was directly popular, and countless netizens were shouting for Sumu's crosstalk.

Many netizens who were not sure were stunned.

Funny? Sumu crosstalk?

Can a singer speak good crosstalk?

Many people didn't believe it, hesitated, and then clicked in.

On the stage, Su Mu and Wang Jie were still continuing.

"Look, a master is a master, and it is so elegant when educating people." Su Mu said with admiration.

"Okay, stop bragging, your behavior is vulgar enough." Wang Jie looked at Su Mu with contempt.

"Do I kill you believe me?"

Su Mu's expression suddenly changed, and he rolled up his sleeves viciously and waved at Wang Jie.

Wang Jie was shocked: "Wow! It's pervert!"

"I haven't been beaten by a hooligan, have you? The big flower pot hits the head and bleeds, making you stitch your eyes more unfair than anyone else."

"Me?" Wang Jie pointed at himself in shock.

"Dare you dare to say that I am a vulgar? The vulgarity is a means I use to insult people. Do you know if I can't do it?"

Su Mu looked straight and snorted coldly.

Wang Jie smiled and said, "You can't do it?"

"Dare you dare to say that I am a vulgar person? It's enough to be shot for five minutes if you're someone like you."

puff!

Shooted for five minutes.

As soon as these words came out, the Internet was filled with joy. The burdens were really thought of one after another.

Wang Jie on the side was stunned by it, and he didn't expect there to be anything else here.

"Anyway, the master told me that I must be opposed to the three vulgarities."

"Yes, this is indeed a counter-attack." Wang Jie patted his chest and replied.

"The master said, Xiao Su, although you sing, you must also be against the vulgar and cannot sing those vulgar love songs. If you sing, you will be vulgar."

Su Mu looked up and looked serious. He pointed at Wang Jie and taught him.

"Wow, singing is not good either?" Wang Jie said in surprise.

On the Internet, as Su Mu's words were pointed out, there was a burst of booing.

"We must also join our anti-vaginal team. If you don't join, we won't force you, but we will criticize you, exclude you, and criticize you on the Internet. In short, if you don't oppose the vulgarity, you won't be able to do it."

Su Mu said word by word, and said to Wang Jie.

"It's so serious." Wang Jie was a little scared.

"Yes, I'm afraid too." Su Mu showed a hint of timidity.

"I can only respond verbally."

Wang Jie: "Yes."

"When the master saw that I agreed, he was happy and said he wanted to treat me to a meal and celebrate." Su Mu continued.

"Yes, I want to celebrate." Wang Jie nodded.

"This one is not good...this is too low...this is too kitsch..."

Sumu pointed his fingers in several directions.

"The master found several stores in a row, and finally took me into one."

"Well, Master Ren pays attention to this." Wang Jie responded.

"As soon as I got in, wow, all of them are humans." Su Mu's expression was exaggerated and waved his hands.

Wang Jie said: "The store is doing well."

"Well, the business is good. As soon as the master sat down, he corrected his attitude, stretched out his hand, coughed twice, and shouted "waiter""

Su Mu was doing it, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Wow, it's still a Western restaurant!" Wang Jie was surprised.

"The waiter was stunned for a moment, glanced at him, but came over." Su Mu continued. "The master ordered food directly."

"First a portion of foie gras sauce, Wellington steak five-quarters cooked, cream lobster soup, and a molten pudding for dessert."

"Listen, how professional this is, five-point cooked steak." Su Mu had admiration in his eyes.

"Uh, it's the first time I heard of it that I'm a little familiar with it." Wang Jie was stunned.

"Master ordered it, and the waiter also replied "No." Su Mu continued, "Master is so angry. I changed it a little, but there is still no."

"Just directly on the small table, kicked his legs, spit out phlegm, and shouted directly, asking your manager to come out."

"I'm so good, I'm going to do it right." Wang Jie responded.

"A moment of movement here, a tall man 1.88 meters tall came over there."

Su Mu reached out and gestured to the top, revealing his muscles, showing that he was very strong.

"The master was so angry that he directly called him without hesitation. Why didn't you have this in your family?"

"Well, there are no these dishes." Wang Jie said.

"The boss took a look and slapped him in the face without saying a word."

Su Mu waved his hand suddenly and hit his palm.

"Hey, how can you hit someone? The service in this Western restaurant is not good." Wang Jie said in confusion.

"Yes, I'm also confused. The big man boss cursed directly."

Su Mu scratched his head and pretended to be puzzled.

"What are you scolding?" Wang Jie asked.

"What big tail wolf do you want to install in this fast food restaurant that costs twenty yuan?"

Su Mu suddenly put his hips on his hips, pointed to the backstage of the stage and spoke.

For a moment, Xie Hongming, who was just in the backstage of the stage, rushed into his mind with anger.

He was so angry that Su Mu was simply pointing at his nose and scolding.

And on the Internet, many people are already laughing.

"Hahaha, I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, Su Mu's mouth."

"Didn't Xie Hongming say that drinking coffee was elegant before? Now he is directly criticized by Sumu."

"Puff, Sumu's words reminded me of the previous sentence again."

"Elegance is not something that can be pretended, but grandson is what can be done."

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Many people on the Internet directly heard that Su Mu was mocking Xie Hongming for being elegant.

Ordering Western food at a fast food restaurant isn’t it just a pretense?

"That's it, my master and I didn't finish eating."

Su Mu spread his hands and felt a little helpless.

"All right, it's good if you haven't been beaten."

Wang Jie also smiled and said, "This is just finding fault."

"Oh, yes, when the master saw the time, it was getting late and he couldn't catch up with the second-road car in a while."

"Hey, this master's life is not very good." Wang Jie responded.

"The master took out a copy of "Elegant Life" from his arms and sold me 30,000 yuan. He asked me to go back and study hard, how to rebel against the vulgarities." Su Mu stretched out his hand and handed it to Wang Jie.

"Thirty thousand, that's not cheap." Wang Jie shook his head.

"Yes, as soon as I went back, I studied it for a long time, but I couldn't understand anything."

Su Mu also raised his eyebrows and said distressedly.

"It was not until midnight, through the moonlight, that I finally saw a few words."

"Wow, what words?"

Wang Jie felt a sudden heart. This sentence seemed to be found in Sumu's previous madman's diary.

Su Mu turned around slightly, looked at Wang Jie solemnly, and then replied lightly.
Chapter completed!