Chapter 135: Cross Talk Collection (2)(1/2)
On the Internet, Sumu's voices were applauding.
"It's well said, there are so many loves, TV series, movies, etc. No one talks about it. Why is Sumu singing and talking about crosstalk just because he's said."
"Yes, I'm not a fool, I don't need to be educated."
"Support Sumu, I just want to have fun watching crosstalk. If I want to be educated, I might as well go to school."
"Ding Sumu, keep squirting, these crosstalk masters are fools."
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Countless netizens were also excited, and Su Mu said that their hearts were gone.
There are so many good things, just because of the adverse effects of some people’s reports, they are blocked as soon as they say.
They have long been disagreeable.
"Many people say, Sumu, your crosstalk is not good enough, it is not elegant enough, you have to say it to the elegant."
Su Mu continued to say, and his emotions also aroused.
"What should I say?" Wang Jie responded from the side.
"Wear a suit, smoke a cigar, drink coffee, carry a big gold chain, hold an attitude, be cool, and say as soon as you open your mouth, it's a harmonious society......"
Su Mu learned to prepare a suit for himself.
"Wow, this is a lot of equipment." Wang Jie said in surprise.
"No, I don't want it domestically. I have to buy it from abroad specifically. I am reluctant to spend money, so I buy it secretly. When I come back, I have to take photos and show it off."
Su Mu learned it for a while, but his face slowly changed, and he spoke directly with a mockery.
"I still call this Gaoya? This person who stepped on the horse was called smuggling!"
puff!
smuggling?
Countless netizens immediately laughed, Su Mu really didn't hold back at all.
Previously, a crosstalk master frequently showed off his famous watches online.
Sumu started spraying directly.
"Sumu!"
The crosstalk master in the corner burst into his heart with anger, his feet became soft and he almost fainted from anger.
He said viciously, wishing he could swallow Su Mu alive.
"Take two famous watches and drink coffee and become elegant? Eat garlic and talk about love and become vulgar?"
Su Mu asked back, and then the center of his eyes became sharper.
"You said you are elegant or you are elegant. Don't end up being even worse than a watch. At that time, what do you think you are? Are you considered a thing?"
"Uh, I really can't answer these words." Wang Jie was frustrated and his words stopped.
The crosstalk master who had been exposed to Su Mu's blood behind the stage was completely angry when he heard Su Mu's words.
When I was angry, I felt dizzy and my eyes turned black.
"Old Li, Old Li, call someone."
"Call the ambulance, everyone, call the ambulance."
"Give it, let it go, and ventilate it."
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Behind the stage, the staff were in a mess, and the audience at the scene took a puzzled look when they heard the voice.
boom.
Oh my God, everyone in the crosstalk was so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry!
Countless people were shocked, and the camera on the stage was aimed at the past at the right time, but quickly moved away.
Countless people on the Internet were shocked and completely stunned.
"Oh my God, is this so dying of Su Mu?"
"Damn, Su Mu's mouth is so poisonous that he just made the crosstalk master angry."
"Damn it, it's terrifying. Sumu's mouth is so powerful."
"This is the first one, so why should I provoke Su Mu?"
"Oh, I said, you must call an ambulance in advance."
"Don't worry, I'll call them in advance and you'll arrive in a while."
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After just a short stay on the Internet, everyone also understood what happened.
After all, at this moment, Wang Jie stopped at Su Mu on the stage.
The two of them looked at the crosstalk master who was lying on the ground below, and they were a little hesitant.
Especially Wang Jie, although he had heard that Sumu had brought people into the hospital.
But this is the first time I have seen you.
Listening to the ears is false, and seeing to the eyes is true.
At this moment, Wang Jie understood Su Mu's ability to arouse people.
It's so fierce.
Su Mu also felt a little embarrassed, and he was stunned by himself.
Should I continue to talk about this crosstalk or not?
"Give it, let it go."
Just when everyone was at a loss, a team of medical staff rushed over.
Countless people were stunned for a moment. The speed of going to the doctor was too fast.
A staff member asked curiously.
After all, he just called and the person came up.
"Hehe, with Teacher Su's crosstalk, we came in advance."
A Tiehan Han Han who was carrying a stretcher touched his head and said directly.
By chance, it was broadcast directly by the camera.
For a moment, countless people were stunned, and the next moment, they burst into laughter.
"Puff, I'm so convinced. Which brother's work is this?"
"Niu Pi, the prophet, I really called an ambulance."
"I'm so laughing. I'm really convinced. Su Mu will have to prepare an ambulance when he talks crosstalk in the future."
"Talents are really talented. I regret it. If I had known, I would have beaten them first."
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The audience and staff at the scene couldn't help but look at Sumu.
It seemed as if he had cast an inquiring look at Sumu.
Is this your masterpiece of crosstalk and calling an ambulance in advance?
Su Mu shook his head, it was nothing to do with him.
He just talks about crosstalk, usually kills and buries.
In this way, in the backstage, the fainting crosstalk master was carried away without much danger of his life.
And just when everyone thought that rescue would leave.
There were two stupid people behind the stage.
One of them is the one who replied before.
The staff were puzzled after staying so suddenly.
"Do you have anything else?"
Tie Hanhan, who spoke first, scratched his head again at this moment.
"It's okay, mainly because I'm too tired to run up and down. I'll wait here."
As he said that, his eyes looked at the remaining crosstalk masters intentionally or unintentionally.
The staff who asked the question was stunned and looked back.
Netizens from God's perspective, when they saw this scene and heard this sentence, they burst into laughter.
To be continued...