Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty(1/3)
Just when Lin Fang didn't know what to do, Yan Bingyue ran over with two holding ice beer.
Seeing her struggling look, Lin Fang almost shed tears without being moved.
Brother, it's really time for you to come!
Lin Fang stood up decisively, ran over and grabbed two beer, and complained, saying, "Why do you take so much at a time? It won't be frozen in a while? You have such little strength, what should you do if you fall on the ground and smash the floor?"
Yan Bingyue: “…”
Hoho, man!
Sooner or later, I want you to kneel in front of me... I am on the front!
Yan Bingyue gave Lin Fang a angrily glance, ran to Hu Qingchan and sat down, held her arm and immediately complained: "Sister Hu, look, Brother Lin Fang always bullies people. Am I that stupid? Always scolding me!"
Hu Qingchan rubbed Yan Bingyue's head and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's drink first, I'll curse you later!"
Yan Bingyue smiled and nodded happily, "Thank you Sister Hu, Momo!"
Lin Fang put two ice beer on the coffee table and said, "I'll help you wash your cups and fill them with beer."
"Need not……"
Hu Qingchan was about to say no, but Lin Fang ran away quickly. He grabbed the cup that she and Yan Bingyue had not had a few sips and turned around and ran away, without stopping the opportunity at all.
Seeing this, she had to shake her head and chuckle.
Hu Qingchan certainly knew why Lin Fang was so nervous, and this was exactly what she wanted.
If your boyfriend doesn’t accept discipline, he will become obedient if he is scared a few more times.
The whip is always about to be sucked, and it feels the most painful.
Lin Fang ran back to the kitchen and did not rush to clean the cup, but took out his cell phone to surf the Internet as soon as possible.
He didn't ask questions himself, but just searched casually and found that he was not alone, and there were many people who were as confused as himself.
Q: My girlfriend said she was very reasonable and told me not to be nervous. What should I do?
Answer: a, remote control; b, keyboard; c, washboard; d, durian; e, none of the above, I will choose to break up. (Honest praise.)
Lin Fang looked at this high praise reply with a serious look on his face.
How can these men's knees be so soft?
Didn’t the ancients say: A man has gold under his knees, but only kneels on the sky and his mother?
Not only do you kneel down with your girlfriend, but you also have remote control, keyboard, washboard, durian... The utensils are so colorful that I have never kneeled before.
Lin Fang decisively ignored the first high praise and replied to the second high praise.
Q: My girlfriend said she was very reasonable and told me not to be nervous. What should I do?
Answer: Fuck her and cry. (Sir, praise the second).
Lin Fang: "..."
Low!
Can you still have fun together?
You guys are so bad, I'm afraid none of you have ever been beaten by your girlfriend!
Lin Fang silently turned off his phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, picked up the cup and washed it carefully.
However, compared to the panic when he first entered the kitchen, he was already confident at this moment.
After all, I listen to others' advice and have a full meal.
Although these netizens are quite despicable, what if the method works?
Use one first, then kneel down if you can't... Men, it's not embarrassing to your girlfriend.
Lin Fangkai happily washed the quilt, but when he returned to the living room, he found that the two women had already drunk it.
They didn't wait for Lin Fang to deliver the cups, and they didn't urge them to open the can and blew it directly into the bottle.
The key point is that Lin Fang delayed searching online and washing two cups for such a short time, Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue had already killed four cans of beer.
Once you lift six cans, two cans and one dozen, you will lose one third.
Lin Fang looked at the clean cup in his hand and felt that he couldn't use it anymore, so he simply put the cup on the coffee table and pulled a stool to sit on the other side of the coffee table.
He didn't want to sit on the sofa now and squeeze together with two women who were obviously a little bit over the top.
Even if you have a good alcohol tolerance, you can't bear to eat.
In particular, Lin Fang picked up an empty wine can and glanced carefully and found that the wine was actually a red can of Wusu beer.
This thing has a low alcohol concentration, but it is particularly overwhelming.
If you keep stuffy again, it is easy to pour friends with poor alcohol content directly on the table.
It can be called the boring donkey in the beer industry and the deadly Wusu.
When Lin Fang found this, he felt like he was bitten by a snake. He quickly threw the empty wine jar aside, trying his best to weaken his sense of existence.
Red, white, foreign wine, forests are not weak, but beer... he is really allergic.
For ordinary beer, Lin Fang is poured in one bottle.
If it were this kind of death-taking Wusu, Lin Fang felt that he would not only be overturned, but also be broken!
Ideals are full, reality is skinny.
No matter how Lin Fang weakened his sense of existence, there were only three people in the room. They had already opened the third can of Dawusu, and the two women who even touched him suddenly focused on Lin Fang.
Yan Bingyue suggested: "Sister Hu, we are the only two of us who drink, and we always feel that something is wrong. Otherwise... what if... let Brother Lin Fang have a drink with us?"
Hu Qingchan nodded without hesitation and said, "It's a must! Baby, let's drink this jar together, and we won't be drunk!"
When Lin Fang saw the deadly Wusu being pushed in his hand, he felt his scalp numb. This was not a 330 ml small listening package, but a 500 ml can.
Just smelling the scent of beer coming out from the opening, Lin Fang felt a shiver in front of him and his mind was a little confused.
Before he could drink it, Lin Fang felt that he was not very awake.
He hesitated for a moment and reminded Hu Qingchan: "Xiaochan, have you forgotten? I am allergic to alcohol. What if I get drunk?"
“Hahaha…”
"Hahaha……"
I don’t know if it was because of the effect of Dawusu’s head, or the two women who drank too quickly, they all showed signs of getting drunk.
Hearing Lin Fang's words, the two women were inexplicably knocked to laugh, hugging each other and laughing wildly.
Lin Fang looked at them with a question mark on his face, really not sure what was funny.
After a while, Hu Qingchan wiped the tears from laughing and said, "Baby, this is my home. Just go to bed just when you are drunk. What's there to worry about?"
Lin Fang: "..."
You are afraid that I will return to Jincheng tomorrow.
What if you miss the plane?
Go back by high-speed train again?
Before Lin Fang could think clearly, he felt that the beer in his hand was held up and raised to his mouth. Yan Bingyue was right in front of him, and said to him with a evil smile like a devil, "Brother Lin Fang, just drink it well! If you don't listen to Sister Hu, you will be spanked!"
I'm damn...
Gu!
Gudu! Gudu! Hiccup...
Lin Fang was accidentally fed several times. He was about to put down the beer in his hand, but he didn't want to get his armpit but was suddenly attacked by Hu Qingchan. A crisp laugh like a silver bell came from his ear: "Baby, you've been trapped, keep drinking...hahaha..."
You're afraid you're not a little stupid...
Lin Fang had no time to change this idea, and his whole body was so soft that he was fed a whole can of Dawusu.
Dust! Dust! Dust! Dust!
After eating the 500-ml red pot of Dawusu, the allergic reaction was much stronger and faster than Lin Fang thought.
For ordinary beer, although Lin Fang is a cup of wine and a bottle, he can at least give him some time to react. If he can wash his face with cold water in time, drink some milk and hot tea and so on, he can fall asleep decently.
After this can of big Wusu, Lin Fang felt that all the blood in his body seemed to rush to the position of his forehead and was confused!
The whole process was very fast. In a very short period of time, Lin felt that everything in front of him seemed to have lost the signal. He tilted to the side and fell down without surprise.
Bang! Bang! Clang! Clang! Clang!
"Huh? Ah! Brother Lin Fang..."
Yan Bingyue had only time to catch Lin Fang, so she could not care about how much noise the empty beer cans in his hand would cause.
Because of his weak body, although Yan Bingyue's reaction was kept up, she couldn't keep up with her strength. She almost couldn't hold Lin Fang up and let him fall to the ground.
Yan Bingyue worked very hard, but she only barely supported Lin Fang and could not stop Lin Fang from taking her to tilt the floor.
"Sister Hu, help us quickly..."
To be continued...