Chapter 452 Boss, take me away!(1/2)
"Boss, take me out of here."
Uesugi Sao was sitting on the sofa in the cat shop. It was hard to imagine that this sentence was said by a short, fat, and round-faced British short blue cat with a short body.
It was lying on his thigh, revealing his belly, with four flesh claws facing upwards, scratching the air.
It seems to be deliberately cute, but it seems to be so natural.
"Meow~(Boss, Boss.)"
Uesugi Sao has given up thinking. Let’s not talk about why he can understand the meaning of a cat. What does it mean that you, a guy, have been biting my clothes.
Uesugi directly reached out and grabbed the back of the English short blue cat's neck and picked it up.
The blue cat pulled his head, staring at him with his spiritual bronze eyes, but his claws seemed to have no strength, and his whole body was more depressed as if he had given up resistance, and he let out a sound to him:
"Meow~(Boss, you are so strong.)"
Aka Erina and Hanamaru Hanabu followed the shop manager to the kui room to select the kittens, and Uesugi Do stayed in the outer room to accompany the cats. This blue cat was the most active one close to him.
Uesugi Dora looked at the bottom of its furry belly:
"Male or female?"
There are two round things underneath.
It seems that it is a public person and has not been cut off from mating rights.
"Meow~(Boss, please take me out of here.)"
"Why?"
"Meow~(I can eat your cat food.)"
“…?”
If you don’t keep cats, where can you get cat food at home?
Or does it mean that it is just a simplified person?
Just eat rice for granted.
"Meow Meow? (Isn't it okay to eat cat food? I can also eat chicken legs, chicken breasts, canned fish, tuna, and tuna. The last time the human store manager gave me one, I ate it in one bite."
What a good guy, the more you eat, the more expensive it is.
"You'd better go."
Uesugi directly put the big fat cat on the ground and stayed with its cat companions.
Unexpectedly, it jumped on the sofa again, sat next to him with steps, looked at him, and meowed cutely:
"Meow! (Boss! You can't do this! This is hell!)"
"What's wrong?" Uesugi Doo saw his emotions in his round eyes.
"Meow! Meow, Meow Meow! (Evil humans have the idea of genocide about us every day. Our family wants to be with our concubine during the day. A white cat with beautiful fur. We just rode on it and bit her neck. Let's take the hateful humans down.)"
"You still have a concubine?"
"Meow~(Boss, everyone around you is there.)"
Uesuma was speechless in an instant. There were more than a dozen cats around him, which means that these... are all their wives?
"Meow~(I have all conquered them, but because of human obstruction, our family has never favored them once."
The cat waved its paws: "Meow! (I heard it! Tomorrow these evil humans will cut off my balls to prevent the reproduction of our race! Deprive me of mating rights, this is a sign of fear of our family! Boss, as long as you take me away, we will one day occupy this planet!)"
Meows, right?
"How do you know I'm not a human?" Uesugi Sao was very curious.
"(Meow.) Boss, you must be the legendary thousand-year-old orange cat, with the highest magic power! It can make humans unable to see your true body. Boss, as long as you are willing to bring me over, all my concubines can be allowed to ride on and mating at will."
“…”
Uesuma's eyes changed. What a flirtatious scumbag cat, who can even betray his wife for himself.
However, cats' thinking cannot be explained by human morality.
Also, what does it mean to be a thousand-year-old orange cat?
Is the lucky cat?
No, the lucky cat should be a three-cat cat.
"It's time to have breakfast."
The clerk picked up the fat blue cat sitting next to Uesugizo. The blue cat struggled desperately and kept shouting.
"Meow! Meow! Meow! (Boss! Boss! Boss!)"
"Okay, OK, be quiet." The clerk gently stroked its head, "Let's go, let's have the meal first, and you can come to this customer."
"Meow! (Damn it! Damn it! Human woman, let me go! I'm going to find my boss!)"
"Would you be more obedient?" The clerk stretched out his hand and stroked it down along the hair above its head.
"Meow~(Damn...human woman...meow~)"
Uesugi Doo found that the clerk held the fat blue cat in his arms and the guy became calm in an instant. He even took the initiative to rub his head against his chest, looking like he was enjoying himself.
Sure enough, cats are cats, and once they fall into pleasure, they will reveal their nature.
When Maomao was carried away by the clerk, she looked at Uesugi:
"Meow~(Boss, remember to come and save me."
Save you and let you eat and drink for free, right?
Uesuma looked at the female cats surrounded by his legs, reached out to the wooden table in front to pick up a cup of coffee the clerk made for him.
It is light, too much sugar, and insufficient aftertaste.
Uesugi Sato put down his cup. The rating of this cup of coffee is about 5 points. It’s okay. It’s no longer a mess to take it out for free for guests to drink.
Hanamaru Hanabu and Akaerina walked out of the inner room with three little cats in their arms.
"Uesugi, the masters of the coffee shop will be the three of them in the future."
"Rubbow, Sanhua, what else is there?" Uesugi Sao looked at the cat in Hanamaru Hanabu's arms that looked like a rugow cat but was a little different.
"Norwegian forest cat." Hanamaru Hanabu carried the cat's front paws and waved it to Uesugi, "Can you be 1.3 meters long when you are an adult?"
"One meters three? That's a big cat."
No wonder Uesuma Dora thinks it is bigger than the other two kittens.
"Yes, big cat." Hanamara Hanabu was holding the Norwegian forest cat, as if he was very happy to tease it.
The manager went to the counter, took out a few documents, and asked Akaerina to fill in it.
"Uesugi, these two little guys will be left to you for a while."
After she finished speaking, before Uesugizusa responded, she forcibly stuffed the cat into his arms and asked him to hold one with both hands.
The store manager sat at a table with Aka Erina and began to discuss the details of buying cats.
"I need to find out if this is your first time raising a cat."
"Yes, these three cats are ready to be kept in a coffee shop."
"Focus on coffee shops, first of all, I need to call your store manager. Sorry, this is something that must be confirmed."
It is very troublesome to buy pets in Japan. Before confirming the purchase, the clerk will call the place where he lives to confirm whether he can keep a pet. Only after receiving his own response will he proceed to the next step.
Training.
Yes, when buying pets in Japan, a clerk also needs to take the customer to train two to three hours of pet breeding knowledge.
After the training, there is also a written test to test whether the common sense of raising pets is qualified.
Finally, we sign a relevant pet purchase contract, and we must purchase pet-related medical insurance to avoid any accidents.
The store manager Zewan pushed his glasses, took out an electronic calculator, added the prices of the three cats with the prices of insurance and taxes, and listed a number:
"This price is acceptable."
Akaerina looked at it and nodded, OK.
Uesugi Dorae holding two cats, she couldn't help but look at the display screen of the calculator.
One, ten, hundreds, thousands... million.
A total of...2023220 yen.
Actually, it’s more than two million yen!?
Uesumo's heart was filled with a slight slap in his heart. Three cats had more than two million yen!?
If it is exchanged for RMB, it will be more than 100,000.
More than 100,000, three kittens.
Even though he used to like taking taxis and was used to being extravagant, he thought that keeping pets was too expensive.
To be continued...