"Today's lucky sign is Capricorn..."

Bored listening to the zodiac program played on the TV in the rental house, Lin Cang, who was sleepy with teeth brushing in front of the computer, finally successfully sent his new work "The Saint's Relief" to his editor Miss Yuanzi after experiencing six or seven different accidents.

In the original world, although Lin Cang had read many novels and animations, he had never read a light novel. Given that his painting level was still at the stickman stage, the job Lin Cang used to make a living in this world was to transfer his favorite mystery novels.

Unfortunately, the Holmes series is already available. Fortunately, one of Lincang's favorite authors, Kiyogo Higashino and his works, have no trace in this world.

So a series of works such as "After School", "Secret", and "Suspect X's Dedication" were born in less than a year, creating a big and small miracle in the history of world publishing.

The greatest effect of this miracle on the parties involved is to allow Lin Cang to survive alone and save some money to prepare for the upcoming outbreak of dead bodies.

However, the bad luck brought by the bad luck always consumes all the funds accumulated through hard work, so that Lin Cang, who is obviously a super popular writer, still has the title of "the most productive mystery novel Conan Edogawa", but he can't even rent a better house.

"The most unfortunate sign today is Gemini friends. If you are not careful, you may be in trouble~ Today your lucky color is white, if..."

Lin Cang said that he would not care about the host's serious remarks.

Anyway, I am already lucky to have E, can I still fall to F?

Besides, Lin Cang, whose force value has reached 100+, said he was not under much pressure for ordinary physical disasters such as car accidents.

——Can you even fall a bomb from the sky and blow up your home?

If that was true, Lin Cang might be a little surprised.

☆

Emperor Nankong.

The long blue hair is tied into a generous ponytail, and the golden pupils are as clear and moving as the sun. They are only eighteen years old but they are already very mature. The female tempting and tempting figure is simply the creation of the devil.

Not only is her name a bit domineering, but her personality is also cheerful, she has a high affinity for any creature. Even Lin Cang, who is not easy to get along with, became friends with her, and always gave a bold smile like a general in the Warring States Period.

But Lin Cang didn't want to see her.

The white nurse uniform is as decent as it is tailor-made, highlighting the charming curves and the flawless skin like white jade. And under the hem of the pure white uniform that looks even worse, the perfect calves that are round and dry as much as a lotus root.

That's right, that's why Lin Cang didn't want to see her.

——Because this woman is a nurse, Lin Cang’s old acquaintance, she is so familiar that she will meet her once or twice a month.

Of course, it was not that Lin Cang himself wanted to see her, everything was the fate of the gunman.

Physical strength value: 145/631(810)

"Good noon, Kurajiang! I'm so happy to see you again☆~"

The malicious and cute nurse of the royal sister blinked at Lin Cang, who was lying on the hospital bed counting the physical strength value and the physical strength limit value, and for a moment, Lin Cang even had the terrible illusion that a few discordant little stars popped up at the corner of the standard royal sister-like hanging tip of the Nankong Emperor.

"I'm not happy at all, so don't call me 'Cangjiang'!"

"Ah~ha~ha~ha~he~It's so cold, Lin Jiang~"

Lin Cang is too lazy to correct it.

And looking at the energetic laughter, you can tell that the woman was obviously not hit at all.

"Every time I see you, it only means I'm in trouble. Why are you so happy!"

"Nah, Lin Jiang~What's the reason for this time?"

“…My house exploded.”

——Lin Cang answered truthfully.

"Puff hahahahahahahaha~~~~~"

I have to say that the physical fitness of Emperor Nankong is really extraordinary. He laughed for four or five minutes before wiping the tears that burst out from the corners of his eyes and two slightly hypoxia-deficient pink blush, and he stopped panting.

"... Can I call the police? There is a nurse with no professional ethics who is causing secondary harm to an unfortunate patient. Hello!"

"Well~ Well, don't be so stingy! But you can avoid any injuries under the explosion of that level in the news. Lin Sang, your body is really incredible!~"

"This is of course. In the realm of Chinese martial arts, the sign of reaching the highest level of practice is to 'break the void and see the gods without being damaged'. It means that after reaching this state, you can feel any part of your body. No matter how much damage you suffer, it will not cause substantial damage to your body..."

In order to reciprocate the other party's gloating laughter, Lin Cang began to talk nonsense to Emperor Nankong seriously.

In fact, no matter how serious the injury is, as long as you don’t die, Lin Cang will only return to zero and see the black screen of vision. The upper limit of physical strength will temporarily drop, and the body itself will never experience any injuries such as disability and damage. As long as the physical strength value reaches 60, Lin Cang can restart and restore consciousness. It is better if he keeps his body motionless and maintains the "injury recovery" state instead of acting as usual. Even the upper limit of physical strength of the loss will slowly return to full value together with the physical strength value.

"In other words, no matter how you play, you won't be able to damage your body? Lin Jiang is really amazing! She is indeed the man she likes!"

“…”

Lin Cang, who was happily fooling Emperor Nankong, suddenly froze.

"Hey? Lin Jiang, what's wrong with you? Do you want to urinate? Let's help you~"

As he said that, Emperor Nankong slowly lifted the quilt on Lin Cang.

"Stop it! No! Are your brain circuits all composed of work mouths?"

"Puff, what a shy child, I don't know how many times you have played with your body!"

"…Miss nurse…please don't say taking care of a patient who cannot move is playing with him!"

"Every time I wake up, Lin Jiang is full of energy. It's really troublesome to take care of her~ She is so charming and very distressed! ~"

"Hey! Although it is a separate ward, please calm down. Nankong Host! Hey? Wait... No... Why is it a separate ward this time?"

"That's right, it's the most advanced VIP ward in our hospital!"

"Why are you here? No, why am I here? Has your hospital finally decided to suck the last drop of blood from a down-and-out little writer like me? This time it's awful. Before the royalties of "Suspect X's Dedication" have arrived, the bank card must have been destroyed and exploded! The number of cards applied for so many times that the female staff in the bank near the rental house thought I had any bad intentions for her, and even began to hint me not to disturb her work! The login permit must have been burned! Even the only place of residence was blown up! It seems that I will be in a bad mood today..."

"Don't worry, don't worry. The eldest lady from the Sanhua family who sent you here has paid for you. Even if she doesn't have it, it doesn't matter, because this is a private hospital specially opened in order to satisfy our desire to become a nurse. It doesn't matter if you hand over your body to your sister without paying it~"

"don't want!"

And... the eldest lady of the Sanhua family always feels that she has heard of it. This kind of kindness must be paid back before leaving this world. But... Is there something wrong with what she said just now?

"Hey~~ It's really unlovely~ It's obvious that the eldest sister is also virgin! And she is Lin Jiang, you are the nurse alone~"

"You're a fool! Have you never done a nurse job before?!"

"I didn't say that~ and I haven't even learned it!"

"That is to say... Nanzhou Host... aren't you a real nurse?"

"Yes ☆~"

Emperor Nankong was carelessly supporting his waist with his hands, his eyes bent into crescent moons, showing a bright smile that was dazzling Lin Cang.

No wonder this woman left so many painful memories for herself when she was "taking care of" herself in the past...

No wonder there are so many strange and fantastic ‘treatment programs’ every time…

No wonder even injecting fluid will cause you to shed a full half liter of blood...

No wonder the food in the hospital is cooked by the boiling Kanto...

No wonder I was so unlucky today...

"Don't stop me... I'll call the police now!"

Just as Lin Cang was struggling to get up, he found that he could not move at all. After looking down, Lin Cang spat blood with a "pu" sound.

"…Why...I wear a harness for mentally ill people ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I have to sigh that Lucky E is a powerful person who is a scam-up attribute. A guy like Lin Cang who is already unlucky enough, even when he is hospitalized, he will encounter the "killer nurse" played by a rich and willful lady like Emperor Nankong.

"This is the treatment for love that I thought of by my elder sister. How about it? Is it very effective?~ My sister really likes to be a nurse! I have taken care of many small animals when I was at home before!"

“…and then…and what?”

"Life... is really fragile."

The emperor of Nankong lowered his head, and a trace of gloom appeared in his expression.

Clams, clams, that's true...

...Oh my God, I knew you hated me!

"Fifty years of life, compared with the long-term world, is like a dream and an illusion; how can one be reborn once, be immortal~"
Chapter completed!