Chapter 9: This is the victory of the fan
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It is really a bad thing for a man to suddenly become a woman under force majeure.
What's particularly bad is that this woman has an extremely troublesome identity.
Lin Cang originally thought it was bad enough because of the magical tear mole that could not even look at the mirror.
As for why, you can use a story as an example.
There is a strange thing in Greek mythology called Narcissus, who is the son of the river god Kofisus and the female fairy Lilyapo in Mizusawa.
Because of his handsome appearance, many girls pursued him, but were rejected.
Finally, the echo female fairy Eko also showed his love to him, but he ignored him, and the female fairy Eko died of grief and anger.
So the goddess of vengeance punished Narcissus.
One day, while drinking water by the river, Narshisos saw his reflection in the water, so he suddenly developed a love affair. He admired his reflection in the water all day long, and finally died of haggardness.
Although I don’t know if the goddess of vengeance has taken advantage of Lin Cang, who is already unlucky enough, the goddess of luck has definitely dumped Lin Cang.
Therefore, after accidentally discovering that his tears mole actually had an effect on his male soul, Lin Cang began to hide in the mirror with great headaches like a vampire.
However, even if it is already a curious enough problem, this is still an avoidable embarrassment.
Now, the most troublesome person in the whole world has been turned into the "son" of his own identity by the "villain". This kind of god-drawing is simply crazy.
In addition, in this worldview with a broad mind, under the view of the three authors of the positive, negative, and Z, Lin Cang still has to bear the system's task of "not to reveal the filling" of the system.
Therefore, the gender issue that has troubled Lin Cang is not rashly in the plot world required by these six tasks, even if there are as many ways to solve it in the omnipotence of the Lord God, Lin Cang cannot act rashly.
This is also the reason why Ke Xue Jiang, who has to be loliated in order to make a stance of "preparing for battle", can only silently endure the inhumane destruction of Laura and Zhan Lan's motherly eruption, slap, feed, rub the face, and so on.
Of course, it is only limited to these two women. If other members dare to come up and provoke Lin Cang, who is already angry with expressionless face, Lin Cang would never mind letting them know that the pot is made of iron.
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Perhaps the terrifying blow that deterred the gangsters had worked, and the newcomers did not go out to die one by one like the original work, but instead sat beside the side and watched Zheng Zha tremblingly without any intention of rushing to zero. The two mercenaries of the overlord and the witty Li Shuaixi welcomed their team together.
Speaking of these three people, the most interesting thing is that the literary can defeat Chu Xuan's wisdom, the martial arts can bully Zheng Zha's strength, and the Zhongzhou team, which was the main force of Zheng Chu, was almost a complete victory.
‘The saints of ancient times are all ants, and they are so handsome that they are so handsome that they are three feet tall.’
Now it seems that he is just an ordinary smart young man with great insight.
However, this kind of thing cannot be done on the surface alone. After all, the great god Pangu, who was invincible in all worlds back then, is now just a lolita with a somewhat "righteous" brain.
Chu Xuan's analysis is roughly the same as the original work, but there are no obvious bugs in the original work that appear because Z major uses pirated discs. After all, this is also the real world. It would be strange if the representative of "wisdom" seriously said completely wrong information.
Because I had heard it once, Lin Cang listened it twice without much care, and there was still not much useful information. Chu Xuan was still determined to establish his position in the team as in the original work, rather than truly planning and planning for the Zhongzhou team.
From plot to analysis, then extend the topic from alien to gene lock.
In just a few minutes, almost everyone except Lin Cang was fooled by this older three-no man.
Especially Zheng Zha, who seemed to be mentally considering what he lacked, looked at his quilts with his eyes shining. It was wrong, a good friend who had been in his life for several lifetimes.
After Chu Xuan finished analyzing, he put down his glasses and looked at 'Ke Xue' who was sitting in a daze like a doll in Laura's arms: "Sister Ke, do you have any opinion?"
Everyone in the Zhongzhou team who was listening carefully immediately became embarrassed.
The "son" in his twenties asked the "mother" who was in his body at this time. Forget it, he still used the "sister" as the title. Although it was understandable, he still felt so messy.
"Well, I'm not very interested in the plot of this world itself. You can take a look at the situation of the spaceship I asked the Red Queen to scan."
Zheng Zha raised his left hand when he heard this. After a stream of light flashed through the snowflake mark on the back of the glove, a three-dimensional blue projection projected into the air from the middle of the snowflake logo, slowly rotating, and it seemed that it was the structure of the spaceship they were in.
Among these blue structures, sixteen small white dots gathered together and concentrated in a room above the spacecraft. Apart from these white dots, four red dots are slowly moving at the lower level, as if they are still moving upwards, but at the bottom, it is pitch black. The structure of the building is obviously dull, and only a few light blue lights representing its structure are flashing on the outside.
"White dots are our words, these red dots... are aliens?"
Looking at the map projection settings that were almost exactly the same as those in the game, Zhan Lan touched his forehead and asked uncertainly.
"That's right. As you can see, there are far more than one alien. What does this mean? The main god has obviously increased the difficulty. If the main god's mechanical thinking is, the people on this spacecraft should have taken multiple alien eggs from the alien spacecraft's "World Master", or multiple individuals are parasitized by face-bearing insects. If the main god's difficulty is more sick, then the answer can only be the "Alien Queen". Although this boring answer is most likely correct, I don't like it. If this is true, it is simply an insult to the alien movie."
"……insult?"
Everyone in the Zhongzhou team looked at Loli Ke Xue in confusion. It felt quite inconsistent to say this word with a strong subjective consciousness from the mouth of Sister Sanwu Ke, who has always been very calm.
"Authentic, "Alien 2" and the subsequent series of movies are both exciting action blockbusters, but "Alien 1" is a work of art. The combination of artistic engineers and film visual magic masters, Jig and Scott, has accomplished this great miracle. In "Alien 1", almost every frame has a desperate and terrifying beauty. However, there is not much time, so I won't discuss the picture here. Even if the unique one in "Alien 1" is abandoned, and the difference between the other movies that can write hundreds of thousands of words and the analysis from the perspective of the alien has completely different settings.
"The first is the eggs with different points of alien shape. In "Alien 1", there are tens of thousands of alien eggs in the "World Master" and have them in dot-like shapes. This leather-like dark egg can be dormant for a long time. The eggs generate cold mist to cover it to sense the approach of parasitic life. Once you sense that life is approaching around you, the black graphite-like substance on the epidermis begins to evaporate, and the abdomen of the eggs quickly becomes crystal clear. At this time, the face-to-face worm inside wakes up, gradually regains vitality, and scratches
The movement of limbs swim in the transparent nutrient solution, using light and shadow and sound to attract creatures to visit. When the time comes, the eggs crack, the sponge quickly rhythmic and contract, and the sudden release of pressure makes the face-bearing insects spray out the eggs and parasitize the creatures. However, in the later setting of the series of movies, the feeling of beauty and danger coexisting becomes pure horror and disgust. If the main god cannot restore this in the movie world of "Alien 1", I will definitely sue him."
Looking at Loli Ke Xue's serious look, everyone was not only unable to complain, but also speechless.
"The second difference is the alien teeth. When the young body breaks out of the chest, the delicate body that looks like a baby has the howling like a beast and the reptile movement power. This is the most fragile moment when the alien is exposed to humans. In order to prevent the host from being unfavorable to the fragile self, while breaking the chest, he decisively used metal teeth to break the host's aorta and put the host to death. This stunning and visual impact setting has never been reflected in the subsequent alien series. From the perspective of materials alone, teeth made of metal and not corroded by alien body fluids are much more valuable than those ordinary alien teeth later."
"The third difference is the alien's 'hand'. In "Alien 1", the alien's 'hand' has a tortoiseshell-like color and slender and delicate patterns. It belongs to the spiritual devil's organ, rather than a rude and mentally retarded monster claw. This is particularly important to us. If the other party is just the beasts crawling all over the ground in the later alien movies rather than the demon walking on two feet, it will be much easier to deal with. "Intellect" and "wisdom" are two completely different levels."
"The last difference is the conclusion derived from several details in the movie. There is a scene in "Alien 1" where the heroine Prelle discovered that when Bret, the first crew member who was caught by the opposite sex, most of the other party's body had been swallowed by the attachments on his body, forming an elliptical sphere, which was shaped like a large alien egg. Brett's egg has turned into a skeleton, but it has not been broken. Brett's normal human facial features are wrapped in translucent substances and have gradually mutated in the direction of an alien. In other words, the alien in "Alien 1" not only has the ability to choose the host gene to improve itself, but also has the ability to change the genes of the species you come into contact with and become itself. As evidence, the human skull pattern under the alien skull. If this world strictly follows the settings of "Alien 1" rather than being shoddy, then this possibility is even greater.
"Of course, if the main god or its creator has a worse taste, our enemies may only be the Alien Queen and other upgraded Alien when it increases the difficulty. Maybe the Iron Warrior or the Human Government will also insert it, which will be a bit troublesome. But it is certain that as long as there is an Alien Queen, her lair will be in the unsurveillance area below.
"The heroine Prely is still alive. According to what I said before, escorting her safely escape will be a side line. If the robot still survives, destroying it will probably be the second side line. Total extermination of aliens is our main task, so it will be very troublesome if the heroine's cat also becomes an alien - the cat's reflection speed is seven times that of humans, and has sharp teeth and claws. In contrast, this cat may also be worth a side line, that is the third. The above three are the side tasks I have conjectured so far.
"Analysis from the perspective of world-specific resources that I mentioned to you before, although this world is much better than reality, it is not very useful to us. In terms of weapons, it is just unsatisfactory from the perspective of movies. However, the manufacturing technology of biochemical humans in this world is quite advanced, far beyond most of the science fiction movie worlds. This technology is a good choice whether it is used as combat power, humanoid computers or directly as a scientific research assistant. Let's talk about these for the time being. Do you have any questions?"
Zheng Zha, who was muddy, shook his head like a rattle. Zhan Lan was trying to digest the information. Zhang Jie and Li Xiaoyi were pretending to be stupid and cute together. Laura said what is the alien? Is this loli in her arms fun?
"The analysis angle is very unique. Is this a derivative of 'emotion'?"
Chu Xuan asked calmly, biting his fingers without any sense.
"Don't bite your fingers, it's unhygienic."
I felt that there was a trap in this passage, so Lin Cang did not directly answer after scolding Chu Xuan with confidence, "Of course, good movies have to be watched one by one. How do you think I have not participated in scientific research in the past few years? Although you have a high intelligence, you will definitely not be able to completely transform into wisdom without understanding art. The movie "Alien 1" is a real art that transcends the cold mechanical setting!"
Looking at the Zhongzhou team who was fooled again and Chu Xuan who was silent, Lin Cang was satisfied.
Plural goals are achieved.
①, strengthen your own settings with in-depth analysis of the movie and better play your own role.
② The wisdom of the masses is great, this is the victory of the fan, and it will not be explained.
③, it’s also quite good to hack the “positive person” who has no taste.
④, Chu Xuan was scolded openly, this kind of thing was really pleasant.
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‘Ding ———
Alert, there are non-human biological units approaching, target distance, 100 meters.’
"Ke Xue's metal suitcase and four multifunctional nanogloves from Zheng Zha and others made five sharp alarms at the same time, and forced a three-dimensional projection of the surrounding building structure to pop up.
A small red dot turned a right angle along the channel in the projection, and quickly approached the sixteen white dots representing the people in the field.
Chapter completed!