Chapter 81 Good legs, good legs
A few days after that, Kong Lianshun seemed to have become a different person and never quarreled with anyone again. Although he still couldn't be kind and kind, he was polite and kind, at least he did not make trouble at will.
In fact, in the past few days, he has been hanging out in Ding Bao's carriage.
The reason why I saw wind and rain before, regardless of the turmoil, besides having a black and white mind, the most important thing is that the journey is too depressed and boring.
Now I have met Ding Bao, a time traveler from later generations. I only think his words and deeds are extremely novel and interesting. I just like a curious child who likes comic books suddenly broke into the comic museum. I didn't even have time to blink, so I could not even care about the book rental stalls on the street.
Ding Bao was initially wary. Later, he found out that he was actually a arrogant and willful child, and his nature was still very pure. This can be seen from his treatment of the old man in the carriage who had never lived. Although he cursed in person, he was gritting his teeth when he mentioned it, he was actually very caring for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Even the black cloth covering the outside of the carriage was specially prepared for the elderly. According to him, the old man suffered from severe eye disease and could not stand the sunlight.
Moreover, Kong Lianshun is so sarcastic that he speaks funny when he brags. He gives everything out, and his knowledge is pretty good, but he is a good companion to relieve boredom.
At least in the past few days, Ding Bao has a brief understanding of the entire Holy Sect Kong family and the Yansheng Grass Garden he is going to.
However, there was one thing that made Ding Bao very depressed. It seemed that since he visited Kong Lianshun's carriage that day, whenever he walked out of his carriage, he would feel that he was being explored and peeped. It was not an ordinary level of peeping. It was like a strong male prisoner who had been locked up alone for ten years suddenly saw a young girl. It was so hot that he was almost burning.
This feeling was extremely uncomfortable, as if a cold and greasy poisonous snake was slid on its back, and it had goose bumps all over its body several times, but it turned around and looked for it carefully, and even privately asked the kind-hearted little girl Luo, but it was nothing.
Therefore, in the past two days, he has basically stopped walking out of the carriage.
After experiencing two consecutive warriors, especially the most recent warrior, old man in the sky, he finally completely recognized the cold-blooded cruelty of this world.
Although he has been aware of danger since he traveled through time, he is actually a person who grew up in a peaceful era and has been living on the road to a rule of law society. Because of his inertia, he suffered a great impact after meeting the Tianbing Wu Mei for the first time, but it is not too fatal. He also felt that this kind of thing was similar to the underground natural gas pipeline that exploded when he was walking on the road in his previous life, and the plane suddenly hit a bird while on a flight. Although it was extremely terrible, it was still a small probability event.
It was not until the Mid-Autumn Festival Moonlight Night that became stronger and more cruel, and the old weapon of the heavenly soldier appeared, like a god of killing, almost crushing everyone present ruthlessly. He did not know the reason or ask the right or wrong. He finally awakened completely. This is a completely different place. He was just a clever and useless. Without outstanding personal abilities, he could not protect himself at any time. No matter how much he had, he was just a mirror and a castle in the sky!
Therefore, after this death escape, I made up my mind to visit the three major gardens in the world and try my best to "turn a beast into a beast". Not to mention invincible world, I will never show up in a high-profile manner if I cannot protect myself.
As for the Raushe Ghost Heavenly Soldier, everything is repeated and never recurs. As long as you dare to provoke yourself, you will not kill it directly, and you will also capture one alive to play with it!
So he was very low-key along the way, living in a quiet place, and socially polite. He was careful to control his body within a safe range. Except for daily routine walks, stretching his spine, and urinating and defecating, he basically did not show up.
I really can't figure out where this feeling of palpitations that are always peeped at, is it my sensitive illusion, or is it an inadvertent provoking some powerful person?
Speaking of urination and defecation, this is really an extremely painful thing for Ding Bao.
It was fine when I was in Huayang. I had a thatched house. Although it was simple, there were only two wooden boards hanging in the air on the cesspool, but it was outdoors and air circulation was guaranteed.
But during this long journey, if you pay a little attention to it, you must use Huzi, that is, a simple toilet, which is not something Ding Bao can accept. In his opinion, even if a toilet that cannot be flushed is exquisite and delicate, it is placed in a carriage all day long, and it can be stored for days and nights of urine and defecation. It can only be dumped and cleaned when encountering a river or staying in a hotel. This is simply a life-threatening. What is the difference between this and living in a stinking toilet at the train station?!
Therefore, out of respect, Sun Hao had never used the brand new brocade cover carved wood tiger cube that he had placed in his carriage. He had never used it. When he was resting in the caravan every day, he used to take a walk or stretch his muscles and bones to avoid the team of people and solve the problem in the open air.
On this evening, bathed in the afterglow of the sunset, Ding Bao whistled lightly and released himself in the woods.
Since Madao Caili's body has been transformed, he has been in a good mood every time he releases water, and is increasingly satisfied with the strength and shooting distance of the water column. Although he dare not say "urinate ten feet against the wind", he can easily make a small half of the meter without any pressure. He is proud and proud. When he is arrogant, his body suddenly stiffens and his scalp becomes a little numb. The feeling of being peeped in his heart again.
But this time, he instantly locked the direction, turned his head and looked at it, and was stunned.
How could it be him?! Isn’t he blind?!
In the woods, a pile of half-dead leaves, the half-dead thin old man lying in the carriage was squatting on it leisurely, chewing the tree roots in his mouth, his mouth was grinning very big, smiling, revealing a few sparse black and yellow teeth. His eyes that were turbid and dying were glaring at this time, and his eyes were staring at Ding Bao's lower body without blinking.
In this situation, Ding Bao felt a chill surge on his back, and he was about to say hello or something. The thin old man on the pile of fallen leaves seemed very excited to see him. He suddenly pointed to his lower body, as if he had seen the most delicious food rare in the world. He "gurgled", swallowed a big saliva, opened his yellow teeth and mouth, and smiled, "I... the surname is Feng."
The ancient road, the west wind, in the empty forest that is extremely far away from the caravan.
The sound of swallowing "gurgling" was so ecstasy. Ding Bao's face turned pale in an instant, and he felt bad all over!
The disgusting and chilling rushed up to the top of my head, and the little brother softened, and the last few drops were poured on his shoes ruthlessly and ashamedly.
But I didn't care about this now, I jumped up suddenly, picked up my pants and ran away, tied my belt while running, and ran to my carriage in one breath. Then I felt a little at ease. I lowered my head and found that my shoes were actually wet by myself. I was immediately filled with indignation. Damn, the saddest thing for a man actually happened to me naked!
Thinking of the strange scene just now, I couldn't help but feel cold and cool again. I calmed down with Qingmei wine and hurriedly called Kong Lianshun in.
"Brother Ning, what are your eyes?" Kong Lianshun said restlessly.
"I'll ask you, where is the old man in your car?" Ding Bao's eyes were bright and he approached him.
Kong Lianshun was startled and suspiciously said: "It's just an old madman, he talks nonsense, and he likes to say four words the most. My surname is Feng, so I can't communicate at all. As for where he came from and what his identity was, I really don't know what he met by chance..."
"Old glass?" Ding Bao tentatively said.
"Old...glass? Oh, I cicada. Brother Ning is examining me again. I happened to hear about it. It's just Liuli. When my cousin returned from studying in Yihai, he gave me one. It was crystal clear and gorgeous, and it was more transparent and dazzling than natural beads. I originally wanted to find an opportunity to show it out another day, but I never thought that Brother Ning was really an extraordinary person. Even Liuli knew about it. I admired it! But I didn't know what this old glass was. Could it be that it was some antique glass of years and months..."
"Dead rabbit?" Ding Bao continued to tentatively.
"Where does this start? Ah, isn't it a new product in Glass? Well, it's like a rabbit, it's as quiet as a virgin. The rabbit is dead and it stops moving. This name is quite interesting, haha, it conforms to the characteristics of Glass that are unchanging and motionless..."
"Longyangjun?" Ding Bao was on the verge of furious.
Kong Lianshun took two steps back, his face was shiny and he said righteously: "Brother Ning has misread it. I'm not that kind of person!"
"If you believe it or not, I will kick you!" Ding Bao grinned and said ruthlessly: "I'll ask you if that old man is Long Yang Jun?"
Kong Lianshun suddenly widened his eyes, his little black face turned red, his whole body was trembling, and after a long time, he came to his senses, and said with disbelief: "Brother Ning, the old man... his body is too thin, I'm afraid he can't stand it...ah!"
Before Kong Lianshun finished speaking, Ding Bao kicked him hard.
At night, Ding Bao held the "Kanyan" treasure dagger tightly in his sleeve, and released his sniff, closing his eyes and pretending to sleep.
His whole body was tense, especially when he stepped on the car wall storage box with his feet tightly, ready to exert force at any time. After coming back in the evening, he had a strong premonition that the half-dead old monster would come to visit tonight. No matter what he wanted to do, as long as he dared to get on the carriage, he would definitely let him go!
When midnight was approaching, Ding Bao's nose wings trembled suddenly, his lightly closed eyelids slightly, and then a stinky wind swept in and went straight to his lower body. He was furious, his feet exerted force, and his body popped out without warning at the critical moment, causing the strong wind to sweep away. Just as he was about to twist his body and draw out "speakable", the strong wind actually grabbed his legs at a terrifying speed beyond imagination.
The fastest person Ding Bao had seen before was Sister Fox, and his movements were like black smoke, which was very scary. However, after thinking about it carefully, Sister Fox's absolute movement speed was actually not too fast, mostly lightweight. Then he used some kind of illusion to create that ghostly and psychedelic effect.
But the person in front of him was not. He was as strong as the wind, and his movement was powerful. In the moment, the sudden horizontal movement was like teleportation for his eyes under the dim light. Moreover, this was a visual illusion caused by the absolute movement speed in front of him. The speed was so fast that it was simply unimaginable! What's more, this person was a pair of long and short legs that were naturally broken!
"Good legs, good legs! It's really unparalleled and good legs!"
Ding Bao raised his "kill" treasure dagger halfway, and the supreme domineering aura almost shouted out. Just as he was about to slap cold jerk to fuck him in two ways, he suddenly found that the thin old monster had just murmured a few words, and suddenly burst into tears. The crying was extremely sad, but not entirely sad. There was also a kind of joy that would pass through the waves of disasters and the bitterness of the sweetness.
Those who hear it feel sad.
Chapter completed!