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Three Grandpa! You also said that you don't know martial arts!

"Grandpa! You said you don't know martial arts!"

As soon as Li Fucheng left, Li Dandao grabbed Li Baojing's beard.

"I can see that palm just now! The internal force is so deep that with a snap, the ash in the middle of the wood rose up!"

"Where is internal force? What is internal force?" Li Baojing asked.

"It's Qi. It runs through the meridians and merges into the Dantian Qi sea. When used, it rises along the meridians and can fly over walls. When used on a sword, sword energy can be produced. With internal strength, one can fight against a hundred..."

"With one enemy against a hundred? Well...with armor or without armor? In formation or without formation? If it is in formation with armor, I have never seen such a fierce man...but our school captain is here

During the martial arts performance, there were more than a dozen big men with big muscles and round waists, but they couldn't beat each other, three times and two times..."

Li Dandao's eyes immediately shone: "Grandpa, if you can kill seven in and seven out on the battlefield, you must be very powerful. What kind of skills did you learn in the army? Can you teach me?"

"The army uses spears and knives. There are only a few blows with the spear. Horse fighting requires practice. I have sword skills, but you are a half-grown kid with an unstable mind. If you kill someone..."

Li Dandao immediately patted his chest and assured: "Then there is no need for a knife. If you turn the knife into a palm, you will definitely not be able to kill anyone with your hands."

Li Jingbao narrowed his eyes: "If you are taking the martial arts test, I do still have some connections, but the war is not over yet. You are a young man who is easy to be impulsive and it is difficult to save your life on the battlefield... Besides, practicing martial arts requires eating meat.

It costs money..."

It turned out to be a waste of money... Li Dandao sighed in his heart.

"This boy does have some qualifications. If he eats too much, he will definitely have a strong foundation in the future. He is no better than you and your uncle. He can't even eat two bowls of rice at one meal... When I was in the army, I could only eat five bowls at one meal.

You're only 70% full, but you look a bit like me."

Li Dandao asked: "Grandpa, how many times do you pull arrows a day?"

Li Baojing's face turned dark and he said gloomily: "Once."

Li Dandao couldn't help but sigh: "My stomach is really good."

Li Baojing then went to the back room and took out a few pieces of straw paper from under the bed. This kind of paper is usually used to make paper money. It is inferior paper and has many rough edges for writing. It is of no use. It is not as good as oil paper, which can also be used for wrapping.

Where's the meat?

But there are crooked little figures on it, like stick figures, making gestures. There are no words.

"That's it?" Li Dandao was shocked. His college physical education textbook back then had Tai Chi and Ba Chi diagrams in it! I could draw these little stick figures when I was in elementary school. They were so beautiful that they were all King of Boxers.

actions inside.

This villain only has a few moves in total, stabbing, teasing, splitting, blocking...

The old man used his cane as a knife: "You see, the knife is for killing people. In fact, the more important thing is to protect your life. Always protect the vital points. You can block the central vital points at any time, such as the head, throat, chest, and lower abdomen. You can't stay too far away.

It's easy to get killed if you don't use it. No matter what gun, gun or knife, if you see that you are not guarded, I will kill you."

"Don't believe it. You haven't practiced it well enough. You go straight forward. Swords are for short soldiers, not long soldiers. Long soldiers have other ways of fighting."

The old man started giving a lecture, which was completely different from the health-preserving exercises taught by the physical education teacher.

The old man's trick is to protect the vital points first and then attack to kill.

Even though the old man was lame, Li Dandao was breaking out in a cold sweat. He saw the old man flicking his cane and stabbing him. His eyes were protruding with bloodshot eyes, his teeth were gritted, and his face was ferocious. Li Dandao was frightened. He was like a hyperthyroid patient.

Same.

"Damn it! There is murderous intent!" Li Dandao felt that the old man was not teaching him martial arts, but that there were really people around him fighting him, and he had already killed several of them.

"Hoo! Hoo!" The old man put down his cane, panting and his throat was like a bellows. Li Dandao quickly patted his back.

"Cough! Bah!" spit out a mouthful of old phlegm.

"I'm old! I'm old! Just these two times, I'm gasping for breath." Li Baojing said: "Just a few times, it's gone, it's gone, don't pester me, just think about it and practice by yourself." After that, he helped me.

Walking away slowly with a walking stick, I made an appointment with someone to have tea at a tea shop.

Li Dandao looked at this old man who seemed to be swaying when he walked, and sighed: "The master is actually by my side."

If the old man swings his cane, he will definitely kill two or three big men. The posture just now, one with one stick, one with another... is really a murderer.

Li Dandao picked up a piece of firewood and started practicing, but the more he practiced, the more he went wrong. Looking at the dandelion at the foot of the courtyard, he began to transform into a dragon hero and used the Fire Dance Whirlwind Sword Technique.

Yaya was sitting on the threshold, holding in one hand the dried fruits her old father had pickled with black plums, spreading them all over her face, while smiling and looking at the monkeys.

"It's almost done!" My wife, Li Qi, saw that Li Dan was going crazy with a piece of firewood and wreaking havoc there.

Come on, get some fat grass and serve your uncle Ma."

Li Qi called Mr. Li's horse uncle, which could not be sold or killed. He could eat more than others, be better than others, and neither grind nor work.

Li Dan thought to himself: "Sure enough, all the ladies in the world look the same."

At a young age, I carried a backpack about the same height as a person and a hatchet on my waist.

Yaya saw Li Dandao carrying his backpack, and immediately came over and hugged Li Dandao's legs.

Li Dandao had no choice but to put down the backpack, and Yaya got into it.

"Good guy! Yaya, did mom secretly feed you some extra food? You're like a little piggy."

"Hehe." Yaya looked at the outside world through the gap in her backpack. She was too young and was not allowed to go out. There are many kidnappers now.

But hiding in the basket, Li Dandao always carried her on his back, and when she got to the farm outside the city, she could ride the kid.

"I'll kill them during the Chinese New Year! Let's see how you cry then!" Li Dandao watched with such expectation as Yaya and Little Goat established a rich revolutionary friendship.

"Doctor Li is going out to work!"

"Yes, if you don't work, you won't have food to eat."

The owner of the porridge shop was a short man. Because he was not tall enough, he was not recruited to fight. He often said that this was a blessing in disguise.

Yes, he is only a little over 1.4 meters. Li Dandao, a twelve-year-old boy, is slightly taller than him.

Li Dandao suspected that he had practiced bone-shrinking skills because he could not grow up to 1.4 meters due to dwarfism, and he ran a porridge shop. The price of food was so expensive now that no one came to drink it, and he was so happy.

Maybe he was a secret agent from the Tang Dynasty.

"Li Goudan!" A snot-nosed kid stopped Li Dan and said.

Li Dandao put his hands on his chest: "If you dare to wipe your nose on me, I want you to try the power of the desert sword technique I learned today! I will hit you with an arrow!"

The person who came was called Wang Shunsheng. His mother didn't suffer at all when giving birth to him. She was chatting with others with her big belly. Suddenly her amniotic fluid broke. Then several women gathered around and gave birth to him. I heard that it was useless.

It takes half a cup of tea.

So the midwife who delivered him said when she saw him: "When your mother gave birth to you, it was like having diarrhea. The porphyria came out from your head in one go, and then the whole body came out with the next porphyry."

Li Dandao is willing to call this the strongest! Call him Wang Laxi.

"Look! Am I that kind of person? Suck!" Wang Shi shrank his nose, then made a "ghu" sound and licked both sides of the penis with his tongue.

Li Dandao frowned directly: "How do I know you, this Sabi thing?"

"My mother is sick and asked me to come to your house to get medicine."

Wang Lazikou pulled out a prescription. Li Dandao took a look and said, "What are your mother's symptoms?"

"Same as me, runny nose."

"Twenty cents, I'll help you get some medicine." Li Dandao said.

"No, only eighteen articles."

"Okay!"

The two sneaked around, and Li Dandao entered the medicine shop through the back door and grabbed a prescription. This prescription was cheap. Li Dandao grabbed two packets: "Brew three bowls of water into one bowl. Each packet of medicine can be boiled twice."

It won’t work the third time, so drink some too, you must have passed it on to your mother!”

After collecting the money, Li Dandao began to keep accounts, and took in fifteen coins and two doses of Yinqiao Powder.

Manually embezzle three pennies.

He opened a brick on the ground and took out a small box with a lot of copper in it and put it in.
Chapter completed!
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