Chapter 203 Hundred Schools Forum(1/2)
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After the performance of the Big Star Show, Wang Xu sat in the guest seat as the fourth guest. The red chair in the guest seat was very comfortable, and there were all kinds of fruits and drinks in front of him. There were food and drinks, and there were also wonderful programs, which felt good.
The show officially began after Wang Xu sat down.
The actors came on stage one after another and performed wonderful programs one by one, looking like Jacky Cheung’s classic song "You Are Along the Way", and Jin Haixin imitated JJ Lin's "A Thousand Years Later".
There were constant applause and constant cheers.
As the senior "model king" of "The Variety Show", Da Zhangwei and Bai Kainan came on stage, the audience cheered, and even Wang Xu was looking forward to their performance.
The two brought a new episode, which has become one of the main projects of "The Big Star Show" "The Variety Forum". Da Zhangwei looks like Yi Zhongtian, Bai Kainan imitates Ji Lianhai, and Wang Xu applauds from the beginning of their performance. Let's see-
"You are watching "Baijia Forum""
After the narration, Da Zhangwei and Bai Kainan each made their debut and introduced themselves.
Da Zhangwei: "Hello everyone, I can only drink one cup of wine."
Bai Kainan: "I am asking everyone to remember their faces, hello everyone!"
Here are the names of Yichuantian and Jibeihai, and listen to Yichuantian’s words: “When it comes to this history, during the Chu-Han period, they were not good friends.”
Remember the face: "Who?"
Yi Chuan Tian: "It's that Liu Bang and Xiang Yu."
Remember the face: "When it comes to Xiang Yu, I want to tell you something. In fact, Xiang Yu is three brothers."
Yi Chuan Tian: "What are the other two names?"
Remember the sea of faces: "The neck is rainy, neck is fog and neck are windy."
"Like rain", "Like fog" and "Like wind"???Wang Xu felt interesting after hearing this and laughed out loud.
The laughter did not affect the performance of the two, and the performance continued.
Yi Chuan Tian: "You must say that, Liu Bang has seven brothers."
Jiyinghai: "I have never heard of Liu Bang and Huluwa being close friends."
Yi Chuan Tian: "These seven brothers are Liu—Bangbangbangbangbang, Bangbang!"
"I'll go, Da Zhangwei. Can you make any more nonsense?" Everyone complained and clapped.
Yi Chuan Tian continued: "This Liu Bang and Xiang Yu were on the battlefield. It was snowing heavily that day. They wore golden armor and thongs underneath!"
Remember the face: "Are you afraid of the cold weather going to break down?"
Yi Chuan Tian: "It doesn't matter, it's thong cotton pants."
"What's this?" Jiyinghai said: "I said Teacher Yi, he usually tells you history with his mouth, so let's change it today. Can you perform history for everyone?"
Yi Chuan Tian: "It coincides again. This is really 'Your 500 times in your previous life, and our dry pot fat cow in this life'."
"Your 500 times in your previous life, we have changed our dry pot fat cow in this life." After hearing this nonsensical sentence, Wang Xu couldn't help laughing a few more times. He was still able to control himself, Xie Na and He Jiong laughed back and forth.
Everyone quickly calmed down again and watched the performance.
Remember the face: "Okay. Next, we ask the sound effects teacher to cooperate with us, and that will be better."
Yichuangtian: "Please."
After saying that, the first round began.
A video of two armies confronting each other appeared on the big screen, which was quite textured with the narration: "When it comes to Chu and Han fighting, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are about to fight fiercely, and the winner will be decided."
Since it is a history show, there are props. Both of them hold a wooden sword in their hands, confronting each other with a "murderous" spirit.
A cup of heaven shouted: "Liu Bang!"
Remembering his face is not showing any weakness. He also shouted loudly: "Xiang Yu!"
Yi Chuan Tian: "You dare to kill my soldiers!"
Remember the face: "You are more bold and dare to steal my QQ account!"
(A message box appears on the big screen, QQ offline notification: The password you entered is incorrect, the reason may be: the account stolen by Da Zhangwei.)
Yi Chuan Tian: "You... grab me a noodle seasoning bag!"
Remember the face: "You...Yu Ji scolded me in your circle of friends, but you still dare to like it!"
WeChat message appears again on the big screen—
Yu Ji: It’s shameful to steal seasoning bags!
Xiang Yu: Well said!
Yu Ji: How did you eat that noodles later?
"Puff~~hahaha!" This paragraph made everyone laugh. Anyway, Wang Xu was laughing on the table in front of him.
The people in the audience laughed and leaned back and forth. The two of them were not affected at all. They devoted themselves to the performance.
Yi Chuan Tian: "So what?"
Remember the face: "Then I will take your life today!"
Yi Chuan Tian: "If you want my life, you are still more tender."
The two people were filled with gunpowder smell, and at the same time, information about two upcoming contestants was released on the big screen.
Information 1: Liu Bang
Hobby: Steal instant noodles seasoning bag
Loved by: Sister Na
Marriage status: I won't tell you
Friendship declaration: A boy who loves to laugh will not have bad luck
Information 2: Xiang Yu
Hobby: Stealing QQ account
Approach: Yu Ji
Marital status: Still working hard
Friendship Declaration: Yu Ji is gentle and elegant, she can turn two things out after one fight
"Brush...brush..."
The two of them had already started fighting, and the sword came and went. Suddenly, Yi Chuan Tian shouted and paused: "Wait a minute, why did your sword sound like a spring?"
Remember the face: "This is normal. Do you think they would have fought if the two of them hadn't had the negotiations that were abrupt?"
"Oh, I like your statement very much." When Yi Chuan Tian was talking, he touched his lips with one finger, looking so charming.
His appearance immediately hit many people's laughter. Wang Xu smiled and touched it and leaned on the chair. It's not bad that he is the ace of the show, and the laughter is one after another.
At this time, Jiyinghai said, "Next, I will give you the effect of lighting, which will be better."
Yi Chuan Tian said: "Can the lighting teacher?"
OK, the second round begins.
Remember the face: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!"
Yi Chuan Tian: "If you want my life, you are still more tender."
After the two of them spoke harshly, the sound of the on-site suddenly changed, and a continuous love song rang.
"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you."
Accompanied by the singing, the two originally fighting men danced to each other, and began to tease each other with words.
Yi Chuan Tian shouted sweetly: "Liu...bang..."
Ji Hai also replied shyly: "Oh, Mr. Xiang~~"
What did Liu Bang call on Xiang Yu?
My husband!!!?
Fortunately, Wang Xu didn't drink the drink in front of him, otherwise he would vomit it out, but he was also smiling very hard. He met Li Weijia next to him while swaying.
As for the others who laughed exaggeratedly, Xie Na even stood up and sat down.
The Tiantian on the stage heard something wrong, and he quickly stopped: "Wait a minute! How come this Liu Bang and Xiang Yu fight like falling in love?"
Remember the face: "Teacher Yi, don't be surprised. Although Teacher Lighting is a big man, he also has pink memories."
Yi Chutian: "Teacher, can you give us the spotlight? Because the spotlight is sharp!"
Remember the face: "Then let's get the sharpest spotlight, is that OK?"
So a beam of light shone on the background wall of the stage, and the third round began again.
Remember the face: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!"
Yi Chuan Tian: "If you want my life, you are still more tender."
To be continued...