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Chapter 231 Hilarious Tianshan Martial Arts Conference

After Jinchui Film and Television acquired Rape Comics, it acquired You Yaoqi Studio under the same conditions.

A week later, the two studios moved into Building B next to Jinchu Film and Television. Both teams are comic lovers and they can easily get together and are satisfied with the new environment.

That morning, Wang Xu and Zhao Rongrong walked into the broadcast room of "The Great Event" in Building B together. This was Zhao Rongrong's first time here. Her appearance attracted everyone at work. Everyone chattered around her, leaving Wang Xu, the boss, aside.

"No need to work!"

Wang Nima shouted loudly, and everyone suddenly scattered.

Wang Nima's goat hood aroused Zhao Rongrong's curiosity and asked: "Are you the village chief Xiyangyang?"

Wang Nima touched her big hood and said, "Are you so cute?"

"Yeah, it's very cute!"

"I can be more cute, and we can study it if we have time."

After Wang Nima was so cute, she talked about the serious matter to Wang Xu. The preparations for "The Great Event" were all done, and she could start recording when he came.

Wang Xu nodded and asked Wang Nima to do it. He and Zhao Rongrong sat down behind a camera, and a caring little girl brought two bottles of drinks.

"Thanks!"

Zhao Rongrong said thank you to the little girl, and then curiously looked at the two anchors on the anchor stage. In addition to Wang Nima, the anchor of today's episode of "The Great Beast" is Wang Mita.

The show started with Tang Maru reading a opening remark in Cantonese dialect-

"The martial arts world is declining, the rivers and lakes are withering, the masters are gone, the sects are collapsed, the gangs in the world are surviving, and all the things are waiting for development. The Tianshan faction raised its arms and shouted. It invited the heads of the world to discuss swords at the top, just waiting for the heroes to compete for beauty and compose the final glory. The historian records say: The heads of the Tianshan Mountains meeting."

The theme of this episode of the big riot event is the Tianshan Heads Conference. If you have any interesting news, please listen to the report brought by anchor Wang Nima and deputy anchor Wang Mitao.

Wang Nima said: "Hello everyone, friends. Welcome to the extra chapter of the Great Runaway Event. I am Wang Nima."

"I am Wang Mitao."

When Zhao Rongrong saw that the deputy anchor Wang Mitao said everything he used to signs in his hand and changed the notes.

"There is an unfortunate news to tell everyone that Mitao can't speak today."

Hearing Wang Nima's words, Wang Mitao immediately took off a piece of paper from the signboard, revealing the words "Yes".

"He had a hemorrhoid in his throat. He had just had surgery to cut it off, but he could never speak again from now on. Everyone was silent for him."

"Fart. I just caught a cold!"

When Zhao Rongrong saw the content on Wang Mitao's brand, she was immediately amused. The unique way of reporting on the two was very interesting.

Wang Nima continued: "But Mitao is very enthusiastic about work and insists that I take him on the show."

Is this really the case? Wang Mitao angrily changed a note, which read: "I was kidnapped by him." Then he changed another note, which read: "Wang Nima is stupid x".

"It doesn't matter if he can't speak. It's enough for everyone to see me. Just ignore Wang Mitao." Wang Nima stopped at this point, and he felt something was wrong. He looked back at Wang Mitao, "Hey, don't mess around here, what is written on your brand?"

The witty Wang Mitao quickly turned the sign over, and the back read "I love Wang Nima!"

"Oh, hate it! Okay. I will allow you to stay here." Wang Nima was very happy. He didn't know if the peach sign turned around and turned back, or if "Wang Nima is stupid x".

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Rongrong couldn't help laughing out loud. She whispered in Wang Xu's ear: "It's interesting to cooperate with Wang Nima and Wang Mitao!"

Wang Xu smiled slightly, did not respond, and continued to watch the show.

"Well, we officially enter today's program. There are worlds where there are people. Recently, a news that nine major sects gathered in Xinjiang to hold a martial arts conference and reselected the head of Tianshan, which made netizens feel like they were traveling through time. Guangming.com News, in addition to the nine major sects, the Tianshan sect also invited strangers to play guest appearances from the martial arts conference. What kind of real people who are casual cultivators, lone heroes, and village leaders on each mountain can carry magic weapons and magic weapons to Tianshan to watch and discuss."

"The attributes are not enough to make up the equipment" is Wang Mitao's explanation next to him.

"It's a pity that our favorite Qigong master Wang Lin has been in trouble recently. He raised his middle finger and did not poke anyone to death. Instead, he hit the laughter of many people. He fled to Xiang Hong Kong in a panic and lived in seclusion. There is also our little overlord of the sea*dian silver spear. I'm afraid he can't come after the lawsuit has been plagued recently. His silver spear has poked everywhere and has problems."

Qigong master Wang Lin and Zhao Rongrong have heard that even Ma Yi, Zhao Wei and others have been superstitious about this person, and recently this person was revealed to be a liar.

"Who is the little overlord of the sea*dian silver spear?" Zhao Rongrong asked Wang Xu quietly.

Please forgive our Rongrong for spending all her energy on her acting career. The girl who used to spend all night on the Internet was gone. I don’t know the name of the little overlord of Haidian Silver Spear.

"Li Tianyi."

"hehe!"

When talking about Li Tianyi, Zhao Rongrong understood and understood the meaning of the Silver Spear Little Overlord.

"Is there this Xiao Jian there~~"

Wang Nima mentioned Xiao Jian in the Condor Heroes, and Wang Mitao next to him gave a prompt. The sign was painted with a portrait of the sun and Tang Maru.

"He sees the sun is green now, so it's better not to mention it."

This meme is probably only understood by viewers who have watched the previous episodes of Rags, because many netizens say that Tang Maru looks very much like Xiao Jian. The so-called watching the sun is green because Tang Maru’s job is to learn yellow. As the chief Huangshi teacher, he works 9 hours a day and has to work overtime for 5 hours. The 14 hours a day is waves, and even watching the sun is green.

Why do you look at the sun as green? Because the sun is red. After looking at the yellow and old, you look at the sun, yellow + red = green.

Wang Xu could understand this funny point, but Zhao Rongrong didn't understand it, so she didn't see anything.

Continue to watch Wang Nima broadcast the grand event of the martial arts conference.

"As a result, the talents of the martial arts conference have withered, and I was unable to witness them with my own eyes, but I have heard a lot of amazing inside stories. I can tell you about the Tianshan Sect that day."

"He is starting to be nonsense!" This is Wang Mitao's interpretation again.

At this time, Wang Nima paused for a moment, then looked back at Wang Mitao. The witty peach reversed the sign in time, "I love Wang Nima!", and when he turned around, he turned back, "He started to be nonsense!"

I don’t know why Zhao Rongrong always finds this little funny move of the two, but it’s not so funny to Wang Xu.

Wang Nima continued to broadcast: "That was a crowd of people, with tens of thousands of people. These people divided the gangs and sects, each occupying one side. That was the Taoist priest of the Wudang Sect. This was the Beggars' Sect, and they were holding dog beaters in their hands. The bunch of people were all wearing yellow hats."

Wearing a little yellow hat?

"???" Wang Mitao immediately replaced a note.

"Their team leader held up a trumpet and shouted, "This is Tianshan Mountain. After the visit, everyone lined up and followed me to buy some souvenirs in the store, and then there were still people squeezing inside."

"...Tourism Group" Wang Mitao understood.

"Tianshan School makes a lot of money just by collecting tickets, and group purchases cost 151 tickets. Experts from all over the country have appeared one after another. You see, from time to time, people come from the sky flying with clouds and fog, some fly with swords, and some ride friends..."

This passage is just listening to the explanation without any sense, and it is accompanied by pictures and videos. Look, it is Sun Wukong who is flying in the clouds, Li Xiaoyao is flying in the sword, and Avatar who is riding his friends.

"Heroes and heroes from all over the country sat on the ground and were eating boxed lunch happily." As he said that, Wang Nima made a move to eat boxed lunches, and a strange sound was made in her mouth. Then he looked up and continued, "The organizer made a meal. At this time, the host was on stage. Hey, look at this host, with white hair flying, his temples protruding, his eyes were like lightning, his nostrils turned out, and there were two rice pills beside his mouth."

"Hey, it actually looks quite like Wang Mitao, right?" Wang Nima glanced at Wang Mitao.

"right......"

It turned out that the note on the sign was "...". When Wang Nima's eyes came over, he calmly pulled the note a little, revealing the first word "right" of the note below, which formed the "right..." Wang Nima saw.

When Wang Nima turned around and continued to broadcast, Wang Mitao took out all the notes, and the entire content of the notes below was displayed, which were three words—

"To Your Sister" (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels are better, updated and faster!
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