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Act.11 I want Shokaku

[[[CP|W:510|H:406|A:C]]]]]

Act.11 I want Xianghe!

Subtitle: If you can’t get a sacred crane as an admiral, what’s the difference between it and a salted fish?

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"Aixiang! Please control it, okay?"

Time is after the battle. The three of the Red Yellow and Blue Double Ponytail Team returned to the underground base as usual to convene a reflection capital, but for some reason, in this situation, the young girl with Red Ponytail seemed a little emotional and could not maintain her usual silence.

She came to Ai Xiang, who had eliminated the transformation and returned to humanity, and began to condemn her behavior dozens of minutes ago.

"You did too much today anyway!"

"They are people who endanger human beings!? There is no need to show mercy to deal with them! Could it be that if the police threaten the criminals a little, they will become bad guys??" Aixiang retorted with confidence.

"So that's it. Does Aika explain her atrocities like this... But we have to consider the perception of society."

The young girl with a red ponytail spoke righteously.

"Imagine a bad police officer who was chewing gum and playing with the baton in his hand used all kinds of dirty tricks to force the gangster who ran away into an unmanned alley, and then exerted various atrocities on him that were beyond the allowable range... Nowadays, Aixiang, you probably are this kind of character in the eyes of the public!"

I never expected that the young girl would say such words, Aixiang couldn't help but exclaim: "What, what--"

"Even if the police are the same as criminals, the two bring a very different impression! Look carefully... How does society view the blue ponytail warrior now!"

At the rally where Aixiang continued to refute, the young girl picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

Now is the prime time after the news ends, but the TV is not broadcasting the prime variety show, but the specially restructured special episodes of the Double Ponytail Team. Recently, no matter which TV station is located, it will definitely be scheduled for the Double Ponytail Team at a certain time.

As for whether the content of the program is positive or not, that is not certain.

Today is the special episode of Blue Ponytail Warriors. The battle situation shows that the Blue Ponytail Warriors trampled on the sinful demon flea with their feet today. The key parts are still coded by the Light and Ottoo Bureau artificial harmony. It only shows the audience the process of "Blue Ponytail trampled on the fleas" in the form of a documentary.

——Damn, are you spending so much money to deal with this? And where did you record and shoot it?

At the end of the documentary, big subtitles popped up on the screen—

【If you meet a blue ponytail warrior...】

Of course, the small subtitles that are followed by the title are not the three words "really happy", but the very suspicious words such as [FBI], [WARING] and [KEEP♂OUT].

Today's program aims to introduce the methods to fight against the blue ponytail warriors. That's right. Although the existence of attribute aliens has gradually been accepted by the public, the world's understanding of them is at most "a slightly distorted alien monster" -

【Use criminal protection props to intimidate.】

[Use smart phones and other communication devices to inform the police.]

[Waiting for the rescue of the Double Ponytail Team.]

These are the only countermeasures proposed for attribute aliens. Although this situation is a bit worrying, I don't mind as long as it doesn't cause too much disturbance.

However, it was not that simple when meeting the Blue Ponytail Warrior—

【Climb up on the tree and hide.】

【Running wildly.】

【Hide at the nearest resident's home immediately.】

When the host typed all these methods into big X, the guests began to discuss other countermeasures. In their eyes, meeting the blue ponytail warrior seemed to be as desperate as talking and laughing with his friends while walking around the corner on the way to school, but encountering a hungry lion.

Not only that, the program also mentioned the Blue Warrior Ecology investigated by relevant agencies so far.

Hippo: Speed ​​​​forty kilometers per hour.

Ostrich: Speed ​​70 kilometers per hour.

Cheetah: Speed ​​100 kilometers per hour.

Blue Ponytail Warrior: Speed ​​180 kilometers per hour.

I saw the foreign critic on the screen covering his face with his hands and sighing with an exaggerated move "Oh——".

The [fastest creature on the ground] crown awarded by humans to cheetahs without authorization has been taken back by humans without authorization. If someone is driving an F1 car today, I am afraid that no one will praise him, "You are faster than a cheetah."

But the blue ponytail warrior is different, she has been compared with wild animals.

Not only that, the host also used the streamlined appearance of the stealth fighter to describe the chest of the blue ponytail warrior, making the guests nod, and a group of well-known scholars wasted a lot of time discussing these things.

"Look at Ai Xiang! Your reputation has been ruined like this. It would be fine if it worsens!"

"......I'll endure this little thing. Anyway, they'll understand it sooner or later, so I don't care about it."

"Then why are the armrests on both sides of your chair twisted into twists..."

"Talk! You have to worry about it!"

"But it is indeed very violent," Huili's sweated a little coldly. "The way the classmate of Tianjin Bian is fighting, if you look at it, it seems that the blue ponytail warrior is the evil person who commits violence."

"I don't want to be the president of [when you enter the battle, you have to take off your clothes and then explode on a large scale], saying this!"

"No matter what, next time Aixiang, you should pay attention to the opinions of the masses!"

She removed the transformation of the double-pony-tailed uniform, but she only returned from a young girl to a young girl. She naturally stroked one side of her hair and gave Aika a lecture with her other hand on her waist.

"I know, I know," Aika waved her hand perfunctorily and responded casually, "But please don't preach me like a girlish move, okay? I always feel so awkward."

"Hey? The girl's movement?"

The speaker was unintentionally the listener was intentional. The girl who was stroking her ponytails gently, and she couldn't help but pause. However, before she could think about it, new footsteps had already been heard from the elevator of the underground base.

Holding a plate of snacks in his hand, Shen Er's figure appeared there. His eyes swept over the three people present, and finally paused slightly on the girl's sister's little hand with curly hair.

"Thank you for your hard work today, everyone."

He quickly withdrew his gaze and his face was as calm as usual.

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Between the lines—

Today's battle report video is played on the huge projection screen. The battle between the Sin Demon Flea and the Blue Ponytail Warrior is quickly passed, and the picture is finally frozen in the pleasant and satisfying death of the Sin Demon Flea...

In an instant, a desperate atmosphere enveloped the venue.

Seeing the heroic sacrifice of his compatriots on the screen, the soldiers present looked at each other in a glance. As the suppressed discussion gradually opened, the conference hall located in the center of the base, the alien of attributes here has been completely dominated by fear.

"What a strong murderous aura this is, just like covering the entire earth!"

Even if the troops directly under the Four Hearts of the American Army, who had just joined the power for a while, and even these soldiers who fought in all directions and invaded various different worlds, now see this unbearable tragic battle situation,

They also remained silent for a long time and did not dare to speak out. Their momentum was completely suppressed by the terrifying spirit of the blue ponytail warrior like a ghost.

"That kind of monster is simply the nemesis of our attribute aliens."

“First of the first class!”

"Although humans are not afraid...the Blue Ponytail Warrior is really terrible!"

Finally, driven by fear, everyone expressed their feelings.

In the past, those old soldiers of the Sin Demon Dragon, Sin Sea Dragon and Sin Jellyfish would quickly turn whenever they saw the Blue Ponytail Warriors appear in the video, and the Blue Ponytail Warriors would skip it in the data, and even the Blue Ponytail Warriors would refuse to make the model.

This has led to the newly added Alien of the Insecta class, these members of the Four Hearts of Beauty, who evaluated the combat effectiveness of the Blue Ponytail Warriors completely unrealistic.

Coupled with the superb strength of the sister's rationality and strength, the weak but hardworking will of the young girl's sister, and the despicable breasts of the yellow ponytail warrior... The outstanding performance of the other two ponytail warriors attracted all their attention, subconsciously ignoring the blue ponytail warrior.

But no matter how this group of people did, they would never have thought that doing so would be a big mistake, careless heart and wrong assessment. At this moment, the soldiers finally realized the horror of the Blue Ponytail Warrior.

"Shura! The Blue Ponytail Warrior is the Shura in the world!"

"God! Why do you want to make the Blue Ponytail Warrior so cruel!"

"That pair of ponytails is also very good..."

"Comrades, this is the fifth consecutive Beautiful Heart fighter who was defeated by the Blue Ponytail fighter."

The person speaking was a warrior who looked like a locust - the staff officer of the Beautiful Heart. While reporting the situation to his compatriots, he could see that his bright red compound eyes were a little unbearable.

"Well, I didn't expect that a mere nameless small-breasted warrior could exert such strong explosive power..."

Although it is fearful, it is precisely because of this emotional infection that the attribute aliens who struggle for their attribute power have ignited an alternative fighting spirit.

"It is necessary for us to make strategic deployments for the Blue Ponytail Warriors!"

“Additional.”

"Address--"

“Address…”

"Well! Everything is for our mentor - the journey of the Sin Demon Spider's Fake Way!"

“All_hail_Futaing!”

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PS: Well, there is another update at midnight, probably after 00:00 (laugh).
Chapter completed!
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