There was silence all over the stage. What should I say? The rematch at this time seemed to be in a very strange state.

When a person sees something interesting and funny, his first reaction is mostly to be surprised first, and then he will laugh out loud after his brain reacts.

As a former otaku, I naturally have absolute confidence in the funny point that originally came from the modern Earth "Gintama" comic. In fact, I can also feel that now, whether it is contestants or audiences on the stage, the thing they want to do most is to laugh loudly. Unfortunately, this smile did not explode in the end, because a cold aura emitted from the judges' seat actually suppressed the entire scene.

"Magath, is my nose big?" The tone contrasted with the gentle and graceful smile on his face. The principal of the college turned his head and looked at Magath, who would probably be thrown out by a beggar if he didn't hold the instrument, and asked questions word by word.

"No, Principal, you are very beautiful. If I could be ten years younger, I would definitely pursue you at all costs, even if you are a flower elf who already has a lover." Magath shivered and sold his moral integrity without hesitation. His travels outside made him feel like a bard again. Even if he didn't think about it, he could still speak in a vain.

Hearing the answer in his heart, the principal of the college nodded with satisfaction: "Thank you, Mentor Magath, for your kindness, but I already have a lover, even though he died a hundred years ago... Well, you are a good person."

"Thank you." Magath accepted the principal's good person card with tears in his eyes.

The principal of the college who looked at the judges' seats restrained the invisible pressure. All the students present breathed a sigh of relief. The boss's jokes were indeed difficult to start, and if someone made a mistake, he would die.

"Okay, this is the demonstration question for this competition. We will have twelve questions in this exam. When answering, all participants must carefully observe the preferences of the judges, and then write an answer that can get high scores from them." Pick up the microphone and continue the competition. Just like in order to make up for the loss just now, the atmosphere between the students and the audience was extremely active this time. In order to make the venue more lively, I also added as a clown: "Additional reminder, I personally prefer super-expanded stories. The more outrageous the plot, the higher the score."

"I like the description with pictures." Magath, in the judge's seat, interjected in time, which caused a burst of kind laughter among the students.

The principal of the college smiled and did not take this opportunity to let go. Only she was the most competent among the judges.

If it was a normal competition, the principal of the college would definitely be more compatible. Unfortunately, I did not plan to hold the rematch in a normal way from the beginning.

As mentioned earlier, I have been traveling for less than a year since I traveled through time, so the way of thinking of students in the past has not left me yet. As the book "The Analects of Confucius" also says: "Do not do to others what you do not want others to do to you."

Looking back on the fact that when I was a student, I had to bask in the sun every time I was in the sports meeting, and I was bored outside to watch those students I didn’t know doing various competitions. The most terrible thing was that from elementary school to college, the sports meeting was running the same process from beginning to end. Looking at everyone’s normal competitions, I believe that as long as I am an individual, I will feel tired of it.

Of course, it is not that the exercise will be bad, but that it feels like it lacks a change, and it is so lifeless that it is not interesting.

For example, it is like a team event that will definitely be the finale of the sports meet. It is undeniable that you will feel excited during running and competitions, but when watching other grades of competitions, you will have a feeling of "I said you are just running around the playground?", which will then extend the mentality of lowering your head and continuing to play cards instead of watching people running.

I remember before traveling through time, I once watched a Hong Kong film, which also had a plot of a sports meet, but their participants were not students, but a ** who received protection fees for the group. Even the name of the sports meet was changed to "** Sports Meeting."

Team relay?

This event will definitely appear. However, in the ** Sports Games, they passed the baton, but the watermelon knife. Several runners not only had to throttle under their feet on the track, but also had to cut each other with knives with nearby competitors.

Looking back now, this is actually just a pretty ordinary joke, but it gives me a point of view.

Ordinary things have the limit of appreciation, but interesting things do not.

So when the college president was handed over to me as the organizer, the competition was destined to be not as ordinary as before, or even without any characteristics.

Thoughts turned to reality but only flashed for a few seconds. Under my instructions, Beatrice, wearing a bunny girl costume, took down the original demonstration question picture and put the first test question on it.

『Composition: Write an article about love.』

There are no pictures on the test questions, some are just empty sentences.

"This question requires three items." I stretched out three fingers toward the contestant's seat: "First, the story must be concise and concise in words, second, the story must end with a tragedy, third, the text is not limited, but the paper must be handed in five minutes."

After explaining the rules of the question, a student raised his hand in the competition table.

"Are you any questions?"

The student with doubts asked in confusion: "Yes, tutor Xu Mo just now, you said that the theme of this rematch is "free play of narration pictures and texts", but your question has no pictures at all. Isn't this just let us write articles?"

I nodded and did not answer the contestant's questions directly, but asked first: "Class, your mother probably didn't teach you something."

"What?"

"Don't challenge the authority of the examiner in the examination room." Calmly declared, I took out the remote control in my hand and pressed the switch.

Rumbled, before the doubtful student could recall the meaning of my words, he suddenly felt the chair under his butt shaking violently. Then, under the astonished gaze of the contestants and the audience beside him, the doubtful student was taken to the blue sky by the rocket flying chair.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Calmly put the remote control back into my pocket, I clapped my hands at the contestants and declared: "Okay, if no one has any other problems..."

"Wait, Tutor Xu Mo!" The students in the competition table stood up together, staring at the seat where they had been sitting for dozens of minutes with fear. One of the students stared at me in disbelief and asked tremblingly: "You... no, what did you install under the chair?"

"It's nothing, it's just a device that can make people fly in the air for a while." I waved my hand and said distractedly: "And there are parachutes on it, so don't worry about the accident of falling to death."

"What we worry about is your head!" This was not what the participating students shouted, but the audience roared together with their aspirations.

"Okay, stop talking about the topic!" Seeing that the scene was out of control, I quickly stretched out my five fingers to compete in the direction of the audience, and then turned to the direction of the participating students and explained: "If you are worried about your own safety, you can apply to withdraw from the competition. Of course, if you do this, the number of students who visit off-campus will be lost. Have you ever heard of the principle of equivalent exchange? People cannot get any reward without sacrifice. If you want to get, you must pay the same price. Whether to choose to withdraw or continue the competition depends entirely on your personal decision. I will ask this question here."

The participating students looked at each other, but soon returned to their positions under the leadership of several people. Some of them were dissatisfied and thought about it while walking, but the complaint was not me, but the competitors who were making a fuss around.

"Minister Xu Mo is in this style when doing things, there is no need to be so exaggerated." This is an elf male student who is not good-looking.

The head of the lion beside him also said disdainlessly: "I used to blow up the toilet before, but I didn't worry about this and that as a woman."

As the students returned to their positions, the principal of the college and Magath, who were on the review seat, were also talking.

"Principal, what do you think of Teacher Xu Mo doing this?"

"There is nothing wrong. The college needs to cultivate talents, but if you want to become a talent, you cannot just have talents." The college president picked up the glass of water offered by Beatrice and moistened his throat: "Mr. Xu Mo's behavior at first glance is a fool, but in fact it is indeed a fool. But the coincidence is that the various tests he arranged can always screen out the most exquisite parts of a person's personality. The bard should have known how to adapt to the situation, distinguish the faces of others, speak according to the situation, and make the right decision at critical moments. As the current situation is, the supervisor Xu Mo has done a good job, so I will not ask for an suspension of the exam."

Magath nodded straight, obviously agreeing with the words of the principal of the college.

The camera turned back to the stage and saw that all the contestants returned to their seats, I also announced the next rules: "Okay, now the time starts for five minutes. Please write the content of your thoughts on the small whiteboard on the desktop. Our jury will rate the answers you gave later."

While listening to me, the contestants were already answering the questions. Since the Rocket Flying Chair incident was interspersed after the test questions were announced, almost all the stories were already in their minds when the contestants returned to their positions.

Although it was said that the answer time was five minutes, I gave the participants three minutes to think about it. After thinking about it, I decided to add some trouble to these participants to balance the difficulty of the exam.

"The contestants have already started to answer, but as the host during this period, I will not make the audience bored. Beatrix, please post my answer to this question to the whiteboard."

After I finished speaking, Beatrice announced the answer I wrote in advance to the whiteboard.

Composition: Write an article about love.

Requirements: Both literary and emotional, simple words, the story needs to end in tragedy, and the answer time is five minutes.

When Beatrice posted the answer, I also said the content of my answer through the microphone in oral manner. There were not many contents, just two short sentences.

The first sentence: "Can you marry me?"

The second sentence: "Get out!"

The audience and the contestants laughed together.

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Miscellaneous talk:

Thanks to the rewards of "Dalian Chu 1" and "Tang Di" and the rewards and evaluation tickets of "Forget He River".

Tomorrow is 1/1, and the new year is also the day when this book is on the shelves.

I really thank all my friends for their support to Maokuan this year!
Chapter completed!