Chapter 369 What you need most to save the world is a business talent like you!
Although I understand that the other world is probably not the jurisdiction of God, based on my life for many years, please allow me to use his old man’s name to express an sigh.
God, look at what I saw!
I have to admit that I was really shocked when I saw two thieves holding daggers and crossbows on the mountain wall, and swooping down with gliders behind me, but soon this emotion was replaced by a complaint called "You are the fucking kidding me."
He acted like a star without eyes. I remember that there were bandits on modern earth who had pistols and tried to rob. But he was immediately attacked by the brave customers and the boss in the store with guns in his hand and died tragically on the spot.
Now looking at the current situation, why does it give people a feeling of similarity?
It would be fine if you wanted to rob the Demon King with a weapon that did not meet the standards of excellent quality, but the key is that the devil stood next to the Demon King!
Seeing the two stupid thieves in this group of men and women, before they even said threatening words, and were suppressed by the pressure aura of Luvika, I suddenly understood the meaning of the survival of the fittest in Darwin's theory of evolution.
These two fools don’t even choose the target of attack, and they will die in vain if they really die. No wonder the species in the world are constantly evolving forward. It turns out that those stupid ones died halfway before they could reproduce, so the bad genes naturally cannot be passed on.
Although the original purpose was to come out to suppress the bandits today, I honestly had never expected to see the main master. Now you two killed halfway... squatted in front of two thieves who were lying on the ground in a lie. I grabbed my hair in distress: Well, for a moment, I really don’t know what to do with you. If it is a large thief group, you can capture them and let them go and play a large-scale ghost catcher game. But now there are only four people on the scene, so should I find a table to rub mahjong and rub it twice?
Turning back to look at Luvika's arrogant eyes, it was obvious that the bad-hearted Seraph did not have the idea of participating in the plan. So in front of the two thieves' panic and a little scared look, I sighed and changed my mouth: The number of people present is changed to three, and now I can't even play mahjong, at most it's poker to play a game of sucking ghost cards.
I made an inexplicable speech and lost control. The two thieves could say that they had experienced the meaning of the idiom of being slaughtered. Referring to the rules of the famous table game "Dungeons and Dragons", when facing the pressure of the superior creature (Luvika), if you want to restore your ability to move, you must dice the will check. If the check is not passed, the turn will end directly. Judging from the point where the male thief was only gritting his teeth and trembling, it was obvious that this guy's will check was a very bad value. However, compared to his companions' situation, his situation was much better. After listening to my own words, even though he still stuttered, he always spoke.
The female thief's eyes drifted for a while. A serious face suddenly changed to her face and shouted: "Sir, I think there is some misunderstanding between us."
Misunderstanding? I glanced at Luvika sideways. The female thief obviously didn't know that Seraph had a passive skill to detect lies, but seeing Luvika with a stern face, she looked like she was not going to interfere with this matter, and thought that even if she found that the female thief was lying, she wouldn't intend to make a sound.
Yes, we are brothers and sisters living in a small village near the business road. Seeing that you two don’t seem to know about this, you came out to stop you. I don’t know that my thoughts were changing rapidly. The female thief observed my dress and probably regarded me as the boring young masters who ran out to suppress bandits and wanted to gain a reputation. He lied casually: The business road ahead is not as calm as you imagined. There are many bandits there. Even villagers who grew up here and knew the surrounding environment would not dare to go on the road empty-handed if they had something to do. Crossbows and daggers can only be said to be the most basic self-defense equipment. It is obvious that you two don’t have any weapons and there are no guards around you. I guess they have escaped from the family sneaking out. Otherwise, how about you spend some money to hire us as tour guides?
Seeing that the thief woman seemed to be true, the more she said it, the more she became smoother. I suddenly began to wonder what else she could do next, so I simply didn't expose the other party and pretended to be quite interested and asked: Hire? What benefits can I get from hiring you?
There are so many benefits! My question can be said to have hit the point. The thief girl pushed her hands on the ground. When she entered the excited state, she ignored Luweika's invisible pressure and sat up: the employment plan is divided into three types: upper, middle, ordinary. If you are ordinary, my brother and I will sell you a detailed record of the distribution of counterfeit forces and provide a map for avoiding the route. As for medium-sized employment, my brother and I will also lead you in person.
Since there is a medium-sized tour guide service, what is the purpose of a high-quality employment?
Hum, as a local, the understanding of the environment is always more advantageous than the thief groups that gather temporarily. Although medium-level employment can take guests to avoid danger, high-level employment is more powerful than medium-level. He proudly hummed with his nose, the female thief raised his chest and said: Because of the thief's inventory, many specialties have never been known to outsiders. You have never eaten the mushrooms and the wild vegetable buns in the forest near the thief. As for pheasants and other animals that can be made into dishes. Since it grows in the wild, the fresh sweetness of the meat tastes is definitely not comparable to the ingredients produced by meat feeding farms that have never been known from unknown meat. While enjoying the thrilling feeling brought by the thief group, you can also taste local delicacies. If you want to take a one-day business trip, then the best employment model is definitely your best choice. Since it is now the promotion period, all customers who choose to hire will enjoy a 15% discount, and a handmade crossbow and dagger are also included. The quota is limited, so you should grab it quickly!
After finishing the advertising-like lines, the female thief breathed a sigh of relief, then rubbed his palms with a flattering businessman smile, and seemed to have completely forgotten his captive identity. As for her brother, the unlucky male thief, who is still in the rotten dice, has passed several minutes of conversation with the female thief. His miserable will check still did not pass, and he is still lying on the ground.
Although something was wrong with this development, when I heard this, I put away my initial joking attitude and instead looked at the female thief. If it weren't for her words, I, as a time traveler, would have forgotten the business opportunities that travel could bring.
There are not no tourist attractions in another world, but the key is that there has been no special travel agency to host or organize sightseeing itineraries. Therefore, the tour groups here often recruit people themselves, and then make an appointment for a date and go on a free trip together. There is no leaflet for x-day x-night several-day tours that modern Earth Travel Agency claims to be.
As I reached out and stroked my chin, I began to think of recruiting these two thieves. Looking at the old clothes they were wearing and the shoddy crossbows, these two must have not received orthodox training, and the identity of local residents that the female thief had just found out was probably not a fake.
Looking back at Luweika, she looked at Luweika again, and according to reason, her eyes would automatically filter out no one, and she was staring at the female thief with her sharp eyes.
The female thief who obtained the professional protection of a businessman did not respond particularly, but the male thief who thought his sister's remarks angered two strong men was bursting into tears on the spot. From a normal person's perspective, I vaguely began to sympathize with this unlucky male compatriot.
Children, society is very dangerous, you should go home and farm.
People who don’t know Luweika may think she is angry, but as far as I know, the actual situation is that she is attracted by the local delicacies promoted by the female thief. Since there is a good way to divert attention and make Luweika forget that she is actually angry, I should borrow a donkey to go downhill.
I reached out and patted the female thief's shoulder, and I tried to put on a kind smile on my face: Are you interested in working under my company? The intern's monthly salary is 30 silver coins, and it also provides free training services. What you need most is business talents like you! (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, novels are better, updated and faster!
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