Chapter 397: Tan your mother, that word read Da!
Da Da, the next fourth-ranked heir of the famous forging family among human forces, runs a forging workshop alone on weekdays. Because the worst weapons sold in the store are also high-quality or above, and are of high quality and low price, they have always been very popular among mid-level adventurers.
By the way, since the two characters Da and Tan are very similar in the common terms in other worlds, although this forging shop is named Da Da Workshop, if you go to the local area to ask people, you must ask Da Tan Workshop so that someone will help you guide the way.
The reaction of this misinformation between the countryside is very simple and clear. Anyone who comes to the door to ask if this is a 日本天官网? Without exception, customers will enjoy the treatment of being thrown out of the store by the clerk with one hand for free. At the same time, as business lines like thank you and patrons that expect customers to come to visit again, customers will be able to hear the most famous sentence of this forging store.
Frankly, your mother, that word is pronounced Da!
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He successfully made a name for a small interesting story. The pink-haired woman who had been called the sister of Lucario, who was previously called by Lucario, completed the final processing of the dragon head skeleton beyond the schedule on the fifth day of his work. Surrounded by a group of skeleton soldiers who were coolies, he proudly handed over the finished product to me.
Although it is not my job, I think this work is a superb performance. Even if it is for those specialized archaeologists and supervisory experts, I will definitely not be able to find any flaws from it. I reached out to pat the dragon head skeleton, and Da Si Da was like an artist who had just completed the creation drama, and said enthusiastically: Although there are countless experiences in using the dragon bone skeleton as material to forge weapons, it is the first time to use it to sculpt it like this. In order to emphasize the intensity of the battle at that time, it is not only necessary to be on the bones. The head must leave sword marks of varying depths. At the same time, referring to the battle situation you described, you must also dig up some areas and fill them with fragments of magic crystal bombs at the bottom and then reconnect them with unique methods. In addition, compared with physical scars, the most difficult step should be the enchantment section. How to calculate the decline of the residual elements after the magic is performed is a big problem. Fortunately, Xu Mo is a good mage and enchantist. Otherwise, if you don’t bring all the old friends in the workshop, you will be really unsolvable.
Seeing the elder sister Da spoke so hard that she was talking, I and Lucario, who obviously did not have the talent for supervising rewards, looked at each other. As a fake bard and Beatres, who had been with part-time artists for a long time, I also had a preliminary idea of art, but due to the education I lived in the modern earth in the past, my beauty was mainly closer to popular art.
The society defines popular art as alternative art. For viewers, popular art is a condiment of life, and its purpose is to make life easy and colorful. According to the characteristics of popular art, its entertainment connotation should be shallow rather than deep.
To put it bluntly, the artistic literacy of popular art is inevitably uneven or generally low. Its value does not mean that people find the depths of life, but is purely for the purpose of obtaining emotional entertainment, starting the boring real world from the emotional world, and repelling difficult thinking. I hope that I can get happiness easily without spending a lot of brain power.
In other words, even if I have an artist title, I don’t have too much beauty. The viewing of works is often on the surface, and compared with the appearance of Sister Da’s treasured dragon head skeletons, I just feel that this skeleton is a large garbage. If I hadn’t used it to suppress the tribe country, I would definitely kick this thing as far as I could.
After saying so much, I suddenly felt a little reluctant to let it go. It was simply the most perfect work in my career. Sister Da’s love for this dragon bone can almost be called fanatic. In the end, she relied on her great concentration to move her hand away from the bone. She looked as if I was looking forward to it: Otherwise, I bought it at a high price. I bought it at a price of 30% higher than the market price. In addition, I will help you create two weapons for free. The black sword of the beheader is a different matter. The sword is more than the material used and forging level. However, I remember that you and the Paladin’s weapons are still lacking in handy weapons.
Do you actually know Diana? I remember that Dada's eldest sister has never met several important cadres of the Demon King Cheng. Because Sano is famous outside, the other party will know that I am not surprised. However, you should know that Diana's performance is quite mediocre in both external and internal affairs. It is reasonable that Dada's eldest sister should not know that she exists.
Ah, this was mentioned in the letter I wrote to her. The truth was soon revealed because of Lucario's surrender: Xu Mo, do you still remember the situation when I met you in the forest at first? Because the elopement combination of humans and horses is quite special, I wrote it down as an interesting talk and wrote it into a letter and sent it out.
You guy who has been focusing on selling teammates for twenty years has rolled your eyes, but I don’t have the right to accuse Lucario of this matter. After all, the fake identity he used at that time was only made up temporarily. If you are interested in verifying it, you will naturally find many flaws.
I'm less than twenty years old this year.
Ignoring Lucario, who was shrugging and refuting, I turned around and answered the question that Sister Da had just raised. There was no doubt that this request would naturally be rejected. Otherwise, it would be meaningless to let go of the tribal envoys for several days and run to the resort.
Sorry, this thing probably cannot be sold, and you also know that it is an important evidence before it is used as a work of art.
Well, I actually guessed that this would end. Although I had guessed it, Sister Da still showed a clear expression of regret and asked instead: Otherwise, I heard that you call yourself a demon king and have a portable treasure house that specializes in collecting weapons. As a reward for helping you fake the skeleton of the dragon head. Can I see the collection inside?
There is no difficulty in this, but before I nodded, Lucario made a big hilarious sound: Hahaha, this guy's collections are all of the same style, and they are all long swords. It will be embarrassing to let him take them out seriously.
I grinned, wasn’t the situation urgent at the beginning! I didn’t have so much free time to imagine the appearance of each weapon. It was already amazing to maintain the appearance of the sword in a hurry. I touched my nose, and now I recalled the pretentious speech I used to attack the Dragon before, and I really wanted to dig a hole and drill down immediately. Just to maintain my face, while maintaining my surface calmness, I secretly operated the rules and prepared to pinch a weapon: There are more rare weapons to talk about, let me find them. Well, look at this Shangfang sword, in history, it is known as killing the tyrants and killing the greedy ministers...
Lucario, who had no understanding of Chinese history, curled his lips and ruthlessly criticized: It's very ordinary.
OK, since I don’t like it, there are other things. I threw the pinched Shangfang sword casually, and I closed my palms and pulled out a long sword with a sparkling golden light, engraved with mysterious runes on it, and introduced: The Sword of Vow to Victory, also commonly known as the ex Curry Stick, can capture the largest number of city-to-city treasures that can reach up to one thousand people. By transforming the owner’s magic into light, then swinging the sword down to release the light beam to destroy all obstacles ahead in one fell swoop…
Just this shining sword?
The pagan actually dares to slander my king! Let’s eat my sword first! (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, novels are better, updated and faster!
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Chapter completed!