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5038 This yellow and white thing has taste

If you can sink gold into a cesspool, this person is a damn genius!

Xiao Huang, the police officers of the capital under the commander, were the formal employees of the former Admiral of the Nine Gates, pinched their noses and refused to attack.

But don’t forget that there are temporary workers. These victims who fled to the capital are all poor peasants in Zhili, Shanxi. A portion of imperial grain is enough for them to burn incense and kowtow.

Are you still afraid of cesspools? Where can I farm without seedlings? In the countryside, these smelly feces are all treasures. When you see them on the roadside, you have to grab them in advance!

A group of temporary workers started to stir up the steak pit with a spoon of manure, and the stench that had accumulated for several months was taken out.

In ancient capital, the manure-cutting business was also a domineering business and an important industry that concerns people's livelihood!

The building rules of Siheyuan are particular, and the toilets are all placed in the southwest corner. Why is this? That's because from Feng Shui, the southwest belongs to the position of the White Tiger, which is very bad!

Some people also say that it is the land of the Five Ghosts, and filth must be suppressed, so the toilet is covered here.

In fact, it is not the case. According to modern Feng Shui, the wind direction in the capital is the northwest and southeast winds.

The northwest wind is strong in winter and the southeast wind is strong in summer, while the pattern of the Siheyuan in the capital faces south!

Put the toilet in the southwest corner, no matter what the wind direction in winter and summer, it will not smell the most important houses in the house. It is very suitable for scattering the smell!

These are all the experiences of our ancestors, and have been passed down for thousands of years!

There was no flush toilet or sewer in that year. Even the royal palace was full of dry toilets. On weekdays, these filth had to be accumulated for ten days and half months before they could be cleaned.

There are special manure-cutting shops in the capital, and there are special people to do this job, collect money for you to clean the toilet and transport away these filthy materials.

The filth was transported outside the city and dried in the wild, and sold it to farmers who were farming!

One positive and one reverse side makes money, which seems very dirty, but it is very profitable and has a very large amount of money. In the end, it even formed the special profession of feces.

What does it mean? It means that the underworld monopolizes this industry and do a dominant business. Your house's manure can only be cleaned up, and the villages outside the city can only use his house's manure.

If anyone doesn’t listen to him, he will be despicable to deal with you with despicable means and will definitely make you surrender!

Today, the Sun Ba family met this group of unreasonable "dung tyrants" who rushed in and grabbed the toilet. The yellow and white things were scattered all over the yard.

How can I eat the two tables of noodles? Many people vomited out disgustingly on the spot!

When the capital was fighting, all walks of life were washed away. Even the people who were taking out the manure had fled. Nine out of ten villages outside the city were empty and the crops were abandoned. Who would buy their manure?

The city people have no such feces to get out the toilet, and the toilets of each household will be a disaster!

In the past, someone cleaned it once every ten days, but now no one has come to collect manure for thirty days. You can imagine how much it has accumulated here? It is as spectacular as a hill!

How smelly is it that manure that has been fermented for thirty days? These temporary workers just blow off a layer of air-drying surface, and a very sour smell is like a biological weapon, or the thick fog in the morning in the humid and cold mountainous areas!

As if the essence spreads, Xiao Huang always seems to be able to see a virtual odor line beginning to spread, and no grass grows wherever she goes!

"Haha..." Xiao Huang always felt like someone punching his nostril, and the smell hit the sky spiritual cover!

He vomited, and everyone in the room vomited. Sun Ba cried while vomiting, "I'm going to sue you... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

"You actually dare to... vomit... so humiliate... the bannerman..."

The smell was so irritating. Tears, snot, and vomit were all sprayed out. The dirty sprayed out all over the floor caused people to feel nauseous. In the end, the whole alley was already in full swing!

"Sun Ba... I'm your ancestor... Are you cooking shit at home?"

"Go... it's so smelly... Sun Ba, you bastard... My big yellow dog was hit by the wall and committed suicide! You compensate..."

"What's wrong with the Sun Ba family? Are you going to be crazy..."

This is really a cry, a dog hits a wall, and a goldfish is turning white and a bad guy to the cold!

"Finished...find..." Just as people from a hutong gathered around to condemn Sun Ba's research on biological and chemical weapons, a temporary worker's bamboo pole in his hand had stabbed something.

"Finished...Scrape it clean... There is something inside..."

Sun Ba's legs became weak in despair and he sat on the ground, just like he had lost his soul!

The mountain-like cesspool was cleaned, and a wooden box wrapped in multiple layers of oil paper was lifted out. When I pried open it, I saw that the golden ones were all covered with gold bars!

"Haha...Sun Ba...you explain? You really took out the yellow and white things... The gold bars are hidden in the cesspool, and you are a genius!"

"If there wasn't an insider reporting you, you would have really missed it! Count it now..."

This doesn't care about the smell. Humans are really interesting. When a treasure like gold enters the eyes and heart, he will unconsciously forget other things.

The gold bars were taken out to count them, and the final quantity shocked everyone present, "One, two hundred taels... Oh, the Sun Ba family is really rich, and the ones copied during the day are almost two thousand taels!"

Xiao Huang always covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief and laughed, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk... What are you thinking about? You have to let the court copy it out, and you can donate it yourself soon?"

"You donate it to exchange it for redemption. You still have gold coupons to exchange... Now that you have been copied, you can only be confiscated. Haha, you probably don't know yet, right?"

"Just today, the UK, France, the United States, the Chinese... banks have promised to start purchasing gold coupons in batches in five days..."

"At that time, you can go to the foreign bank to exchange for the produced silver dollars. Although it is not gold, it is ready-made silver dollars!"

"I can't suffer any loss when I think about it? Why are you so lucky to give up? You just don't want Your Majesty to win? Sun Ba... Are you unfaithful and unfilial!"

Xiao Huang always carried gold and left, leaving a room of Sun's family like a walking dead, as well as filth everywhere, and the stench of the entire alley!

Seeing all this, the neighbors couldn't say anything, so they could only sigh and shook their heads and walked away!

Just after midnight that night, suddenly there was a hoarse cry from the alley. The sound was so loud that the girls in the Saishishi Hall woke up.

"Young and young men in the neighborhood... help... our master... all of us committed suicide..."

The Sun Ba family lost all the gold. In despair, the four of them smoked opium in the middle of the night. At 2:00 a.m., the four of them swallowed opium ointment together with soju.
Chapter completed!
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