Chapter 149: The strong has its own strong hands
"Hey... brother, don't say such despicable words... haven't we been following you all the time... You see, as soon as you update, I saw it immediately... So, I know where you are..." Cui Junxi comforted the little fat brother who seemed to be in the desolation.
"I know, I know~" Xiaopang brother was moved by Choi Junxi's kindness and became happy again, "I knew I didn't love you in vain~ Junxi, thank you~"
"⊙﹏⊙b sweat..." Choi Junxi was very ashamed. If this guy knew that I had just flipped on Twitter by accident, would he kill me? Hoo huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
It turned out that what Choi Junxiu saw accidentally was Jung Hyung-dun’s Twitter. The reason why he made him laugh was that Jung Hyung-dun was shirtless, showing off his fat body, halfway through a selfie on a white sofa, and even posted this "disgusting" photo on Twitter!
There is no problem with the two things from the shoot and update of Twitter. The problem is that this guy is an artist. Although you are a gagman, you don’t need to even want the most basic image, right? Looking at this guy’s fat body, Choi Junxi feels a slight pain in his head.
And the most important thing is that Choi Junxiu discovered the connotation at a glance, that is: the place where Jung Hyung-dun took selfies is not his own doghouse, but Lu Hongzhe's home!
Although I don’t know when this fat brother went to the crazy kid’s house, when Choi Junxiu thought that Lu Hongzhe, who had a clean obsession, actually got mixed up with the sloppy Zheng Hyung-dun, he couldn’t help laughing! You should know that Lu Hongzhe’s clean obsession and Zheng Hyung-dun’s sloppy are famous in the circle of friends, and they are both very serious. Therefore, Lu Hongzhe, the clean obsession, endured Zheng Hyung-dun’s honor at this time, it was really incredible to think about it!
"Brother, you haven't said that, why are you at Brother Zhirong's house..." Cui Junxi, who was guilty, quickly changed the subject.
Lu Hongzhe was jokingly about Lu Zhilong, Lu Zhiluo, and Lu Zhirong because of his severe hemorrhoid disease and his claim to be a g-dragon in the art world, because of his serious hemorrhoid disease, he was jokingly jokingly called Lu Zhilong, Lu Zhiluo, and Lu Zhirong (I read the information and found that there seemed to be several translations of the crazy child's nickname. I don't know which one is more correct...) Cui Junxi was afraid that the driver would hear something, so he deliberately used a nickname that is not very well known.
"Oh..." Zheng Hyung-don on the other end of the phone didn't think so much. He was too familiar with each other anyway. He also knew who Chi-rong said, so he changed his name. "... There was no itinerary today. So I came to Chi-rong's house to play... Chi-rong is not at home, I'm sleeping here..."
"Shuh?!" Cui Junxi was ridiculous by the fat brother's last words. When he went to someone else's house to play, the host was not at home. The guest was actually sleeping naked in the host's living room. What's this?! How boring is this guest!!!
Cui Junxi only then understood why Lu Hongzhe could tolerate this fat brother. In addition to Henton being the brother, the crazy child also felt sorry for the little fat man who was unaccompanied. Therefore, he also shook his head with a wry smile and sighed, "Brother! I'm convinced you!!"
"Haha...^_^" Jung Hyung-don smiled embarrassedly. Then he suddenly asked, "Jun-seok, are you free today?"
"Eh?" Choi Junxiu was slightly stunned. After pondering in embarrassment, he confessed honestly, "Oh, I don't have a job today..."
"real?!"
Before Cui Junxi could finish his speech, he was interrupted by Xiaopang excitedly, "Then come and play~"
"..." Sure enough! Choi Junxi rolled his eyes in distress. He knew it would be like this. This brother was bored and said that he would be caught by this brother when he had time, but... I don't want to play with a depressed brother, ~~(_)~~, Choi Junxi complained with disgust.^_^
However, no matter how much the complaints are, the friendship between Wuying has long been deep enough to be in harmony. Although Choi Junxi may not really want to stay with a more dull brother during your time. But this dull brother is more of his closest relative. Seeing this brother bored and embarrassed, Choi Junxi couldn't say anything he refused.
Just like Lu Hongzhe, who is obsessed with cleanliness, although he knows the living habits of this fat brother, he still will not refuse the famous and sloppy Zheng Hengdun to eat, drink, defecate, and sleep at his house. This is a brother!
Choi Junxi, who deeply understood this, honestly confessed his situation. Although he was helpless, he still agreed to the fat brother's "invitation", "Are you going to Brother Zhirong's house?... Oh, I understand... I'll go there later..." I thought this would be fine, but this brother's next 'request' made Choi Junxi speechless, "... haven't eaten yet?...Okay, brother, what do you want to eat?...Sauce? Crab?...Kimchi pot?...Grilled large intestine?...Sweet and sour pork ribs?...Ah! Brother!!"
It turned out that Jung Hyun-don said that he had not eaten yet and wanted Choi Junxi to buy some food by the way. He also ordered a lot of food with a big mouth, so Choi Junxi broke out absurdly.
"Do you want to be poor?!" Choi Junxiu said 'sarcastically' in dissatisfaction, "While swimming in the water and running on the ground, you order all the time. Do you want to add another one flying in the sky? How about a banquet for sea, land and air?"
But he didn't expect that Jung Hyung-don on the other end of the phone shouted indifferently, "That's great! Junseok, then let's get a roasted ru pigeon by the way!"
"..." Choi Junxiu was speechless, then gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, I will get you a roasted ru pig, do you like it?"
"Ah!!" It was Zheng Hyung-dun's turn to jump, because his nickname had an indecent title like "Fat Pig", so Choi Junxi was scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk.
"Ho huh huh ~~" Choi Junxi smiled proudly at first, and then said angrily, "There is no jelly crab...there is no kimchi pot...I don't like to eat roasted intestines, so there are no sweet and sour pork ribs? Well, this one can have..."
Then the two of them started a fierce verbal battle on the lunch issue. Looking at Choi Junxi's series of "performances", the awakened "God Kan" was even more certain. Such a foolish person, besides the spoof in the infinite challenge, who else can the national brother in the birth of the family besides the spoof in the infinite challenge?
Thinking that he had just caught the youngest performing arts winner in history to brag about his opinion on gag, "God Kan Ge" almost hit the driver's bridge in shame, ^_^
Before ‘God Kan’ could recover from shame, Choi Junxi finally ended his phone call with Jung Hyung-dun. He quickly said, "Master. Don’t go to Yeouido for now. Uh, find a Chinese restaurant. I want to help my friend get lunch... Yes, I’m asking for an uncle..."
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After a while, Choi Junxi discovered the awkward atmosphere in the car. Looking at the driver's sudden silent expression and his occasionally looking back, Choi Junxi also thought that he might have been seen, so he felt quite embarrassed and looked away and deliberately looked at the scenery outside the window. After all, he couldn't say it himself. That's right, I am that so-and-so, right? That's really shameless!
"Maybe..." Maybe it's because it feels too embarrassing, or maybe it's because this 'God Kan Brother' finally came to his senses, and the driver mustered up the courage to speak again, "...Maybe. Are you Choi Junxi xi?"
"Hey? Ah!" Seeing that the driver's uncle finally 'recognized' him, Choi Junxiu finally didn't have to be embarrassed. He quickly took off his hat and lowered his head modestly, "Hehe...yes, I'm Choi Junxiu..."
"Ah~ I couldn't believe it at first, it turned out to be you... Haha...^_^" After the words were spoken, the previous embarrassment disappeared. Seeing Choi Junxiu still looked so modest, this "God Kan Brother" in his 40s became more confident. After all, he is an elder and doesn't need to be too terrifying Choi Junxiu.
However, as a taxi driver who goes out early and returns late, his exquisite eloquence was completely trained by the real life. He politely praised him, "Today is really my honor. He can actually take the youngest performing arts award and the youngest lyrical king... Oh~ It's really an honor..."
"Hey...Uncle, you're so polite..." Choi Junxiu quickly modestly. "This is my honor..."
"Haha...^_^" The driver smiled with satisfaction and became excited again. "As soon as I got on the car, I felt a little familiar... I am as handsome as our Junxixi... Ah, no, it is the idol in the gagman, the gagman in the idol... It's really handsome... By the way..."
"..." Looking at the 'God Kan Brother' who was resurrected in full blood, Choi Junxiu felt a deep helplessness again. This uncle is really good at talking, ~~~~(_)~~~~~~
...,...
After going through a lot of hardships, our Cui Junxi children's shoes finally arrived at the community where our closest relatives and Lu Hongzhe's family is located at 12:13am.
When Choi Junxi took a big bag and a small bag to the 9th floor of the apartment, he still couldn't help rolling his eyes when he looked at the crazy child's avatar that was still so conspicuous. Isn't there a normal person in the infinite challenge? Choi Junxi was very worried.
("Hey hey hey hey, aren't you a member of the infinite challenge? I didn't expect that you even did such an act of self-harm. As expected, there is no normal person in the infinite challenge!" - A certain author of "no doubt")
("..." A speechless fox)
"Oh, here we come~" The person who opened the door for Choi Junxi was still shirtless. Seeing the big bags that Choi Junxi was carrying, this fat brother was so happy... he made the door open.
"..." Cui Junxi gave out helplessly and could only accept his fate and carried the things in.
Walking into the door, Lu Hongzhe's famous house was imprinted in his eyes. The smooth floor, neat furniture, and colorful and bright decorations were indeed a crazy child with obsessive-compulsive disorder. The hygiene of the house was still clean and spotless!
The above should be the impression given by Lu Hongzhe's family, but the reality is surprising! The living room that should have been clean has now undergone a drastic change, and the changes are so great that Choi Junxi begins to wonder if this is Lu Hongzhe's family!
First of all, there was a blanket on the ground, which was covered with packaging bags of various snacks that Jung Hyung-dun had eaten, and there were also several of his clothes on the east and west. Choi Junxiu saw the top that was supposed to be wearing on Jung Hyung-dun, but at this time there was a bowl of instant noodles on the white T-shirt!
Then, the sofa, which should have been very clean and neat, was moved out of the position in Choi Junxi's memory and placed crookedly on the edge of the blanket, and was filled with messy things, keys, belts, mobile phones, magazines, and a laptop. The magazine was so dying that it was turning to a very colorful page, and a very, very cool female model on it was smiling charmingly at Choi Junxi.
“…”
This is Choi Junxi's only feeling. I don't need to say it, everyone should understand.^_^
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Chapter completed!