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631 Transactions and taxes

Zhao Yao sighed: "Do you think I want to cheat him on his WeChat if I asked Yuanyuan to add Elizabeth to Elizabeth?

Elizabeth said in her heart: "Isn't it?"

Yuanyuan, who followed Zhao Yao, was shocked in her heart: "In addition to cheating money, do you also cheat sex?"

Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seemed to have guessed what they were thinking and said disappointed: "You have disappointed me so much. Have you forgotten what the purpose of being an anchor is for?"

Elizabeth whispered: "Be famous?"

Yuanyuan followed and said, "Make money?"

"Wrong!" Zhao Yao said: "Being an anchor is a career that sells dreams. Let the otakus such as Matcha feel that there is a beautiful opposite sex playing with him, let the poor cat like Yubaan come into contact with a life that he has never been in contact with, and let the fat otakus such as Yuanyuan, you can also communicate with your goddess.

Let lonely souls meet on the sea of ​​the Internet, keep warm and snuggle each other, this is the true meaning of the anchor.”

Zhao Yao pointed to the screen and said, "Elizabeth, you are the dream of the cat 'your cat owner'. He may be just an ugly and fat cat with nothing but money behind the computer screen. Live broadcast gives him the opportunity to communicate with you, and WeChat has fulfilled his dream of becoming friends with the goddess.

The key is the dream itself. As for whether you are still round behind the screen, is it important?"

Yuanyuan said in confusion: "Isn't it important?"

Zhao Yao stepped on Yuanyuan's body: "Is it important?"

Yuanyuan shook her head quickly: "It doesn't matter."

"So you are not lying to him, but helping him communicate with the goddess."

Yuanyuan said in her heart: "Scum"

Elizabeth was shocked: "Beast."

Zhao Yao continued: "Yuanyuan, you deleted all your photos on WeChat and upload some Elizabeth's photos. In the future, you can chat with him and let him brush more Rockets for Elizabeth. You can also send you red envelopes directly, and you and Elizabeth can be divided in half."

Yuanyuan immediately changed her expression and said with a serious expression: "I understand that we don't create dreams, we are just porters of dreams, and we are middlemen to earn the difference."

Elizabeth operated the computer and said enthusiastically: "Yuanyuan, hurry up, I'll send him your WeChat first."

Zhao Yao looked at Yuanyuan with satisfaction, and Elizabeth collaborated to make the live broadcast room more popular.

Today's live broadcast was good, so Zhao Yao did not use the Rockets again. Instead, he grabbed Yuanyuan who operated WeChat and transformed into a headless knight again and came to Catnip Field.

As soon as I saw him coming, I came from Japan. During this period, the cannon that was devoted to farming was excited: "Zhao Yao, you are finally here! That slayer of killing actually snatched our catnip. If I were the ones I used to, I would have to scratch him to death."

"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao touched the excited cannon, and the latter immediately collapsed to the ground and hummed comfortably. Zhao Yao continued to ask, "How is it? Are the goods today ready?"

"They have been packaged, and the coal balls will be shipped in person today."

So Zhao Yao found the coal ball and saw that the coal ball was walking in a dragon and tiger step at this moment. Although it looked only the size of a palm, every move seemed like a tiger patrolling the territory. He walked around a large box of catnip, and everyone looked like they were watching a thief.

After seeing Zhao Yao, she relaxed a little: "Zhao Yao, I will go with you this time, and I must catch the one who killed Qiandao."

Zhao Yao comforted that there was no need to go to the coal balls. After all, the coal balls protected the urine properties of catnip and the superpowers of the dimensional stomach bag. He was worried that the coal balls would not give the other party a chance to steal catnip.

So under Zhao Yao's dissuasion, the coal ball gave up his plan to go. Zhao Yao chose the red envelope and the fish balls stood out.

...

The moon is dark and the wind is high. After twelve o'clock, there is no one on the playground of a campus, and it looks lonely.

More than a dozen wild super-powered cats carefully arrived on the runway on the edge of the playground. The boss in the lead was the fat orange cat that looked very much like Matcha.

"Brother Mao." A cat stood beside Fat Matcha and said, "The headless ghost's cat seems to have not come yet." The headless ghost, Zhao Yao's title at this moment on the Jianghai Cat Road, most cats selling catnip call him that.

Seeing that his elder brother Maomao did not respond, Catmao said again: "I heard that several transactions have been snatched up recently. The guy who snatched the goods called himself the headless knight. Could it be that the guy who was headless is playing with black and eating black?"

"Whatever you are black, what you eat, what you are black," said the fat Maomao: "We are all serious business cats, and we do legitimate business. It is not illegal to sell catnip. What is the name of black food and drink? It means that legal citizens are robbed."

The cat said, "But we didn't pay taxes. Last time the government's super-powered cat came to us to collect taxes, saying that we were all illegally operating and would be fined."

As soon as he heard this, Maomao was furious and said, "What's the name of tax? Our super-powered cats will never pay taxes!"

"If you want to pay taxes? I'd rather die!"

"good!"

"Well said!"

"No tax will be paid when you beat me to death!"

Hearing these words, the little cats behind them all raised their paws and shouted. It can be seen how serious the super-powered cats are in the Jianghai area at this moment.

As emerging intelligent life on the earth, these legal blind cats are born with the genes that they do not like to pay taxes. Cats are ashamed of paying taxes and evading taxes, which has attracted solemn condemnation and strong attention from the upper class.

For this reason, Lao He and his team organized a group of super cat tax collection teams, specifically chasing Jianghai's super cat tax collection. The Maomao and others in front of them belong to the blacklist on the tax collection team and are the targets of serious guarding.

Just as Maomao and his subordinates were shouting slogans, the red envelopes and fish balls had already arrived on the other side of the playground and slowly walked to Maomao.

Both parties confirmed their eyes, Yuba put down a bag of catnip in his mouth and asked, "The goods are here, where is the money?"

Maomao asked his subordinates to push a suitcase up, opened the box, revealing a pile of coins and scattered banknotes: "The money is all here, I want to inspect the goods!"

Yuwan nodded, Maomao looked at the cat cat beside him. The cat walked up, and the cat claws passed by the packaging bag, twisted a little catnip powder onto the paws, sniffed it gently, and a comfortable expression appeared on her face.

He nodded to Maomao and said, "No problem, it's genuine."

Yuba said, "Don't worry, Maomao, our briquette catnip products have always been the purest."

"At Shangyanshang, I have so many brothers under my command who are following me for dinner, so be careful." Maomao shook his head at the younger brother behind him, and the younger brothers pushed the money in front of the fish balls.

Just as the fish ball was about to take the money, suddenly there was an alarm sound from all directions, and beams of light soared into the sky.

"There is a note!" Maomao looked at Yuba and said angrily: "Yuba! Are you humble?!"

A meow came: "The cat is dirty and caught! You are suspected of operating without a license and evading taxes! You are already surrounded, and you still don't give up resistance and surrender!"
Chapter completed!
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