A sedan chair came at the foot of Woniu Mountain. The sun came out. I climbed the hillside. When I reached the top of the mountain, I wanted to sing. The song floated to my sister. When I heard my singing, she smiled. The flowers in spring were fresh, and the sister and I held hands and walked to the top of the mountain again. I saw the red peaches all over the mountain...

The little fish was singing happily, and in the sedan chair behind, an inappropriate voice came:

"Hey, hey, Xiaoyuer, it's night." The voice was extremely thick, revealing a hint of resentment.

Xiao Yuer turned around and looked at the beautiful girl in the sedan chair, and said with a teasing taste, "I said Brother Hu, can you stop talking? Can you scare me so much?"

The person in the sedan chair was nothing but Zhao Hu who was dressed as a woman. This was a good plan that Xiao Yuer came up with. He let someone disguise himself as Miss Du, and then sneak into the Woniu Mountain village to capture the big king.

Although the two kings were captured, there was still a king on the mountain, so they had to be wiped out, otherwise they would be left with regret for thousands of years.

Zhang Long came over with a jar of wine and said, "Honesty, you'll be there soon."

Zhao Hu said extremely unhappy: "Brother Long, how can you bear it if you say that you are so fashionable?"

With a "puff", the surrounding shopkeepers also laughed.

"Smile, why are you laughing?" Zhao Hu said with a tense face. Seeing everyone blushing, he felt very angry. Then he saw Xiao Yuer: "Xiao Yuer, let's change. You pretend to be a woman, I'll pretend to be a shout, okay?"

"Didn't you say it? You don't dress up properly, you will know at first glance that you have been a soldier." Xiao Yuer doesn't know how to pretend to be a woman. "I'm talking about it, you are willing to accept the loss. If you have a problem with your character, don't let people look down on gambling?"

It turned out that the two of them had quarreled before they came, and who would play Miss Du? Both of them made good demands and reasonable views. In the end, they could not stand stalemate and had to draw lots.

Haha. When Xiaoyuer thought of this reasonable, she wanted to laugh. It would be better to have a system. Xiaoyuer wrote four notes, and he wanted to be the first to catch them, and instantly replaced all the notes in the post with two words.

How could Zhao Hu let him be the first to catch him? So Zhao Hu was the first to catch him. No matter how he caught him, he had a word.

Zhao Hu naturally wanted to deny it and said: There must be words on both notes in this post.

Xiaoyuer shrugged and said, "Where is it? If you don't believe me, I'll open it for you." Xiaoyuer grabbed the paper ball, turned his hands to make clouds and rain, and then changed it to blanks to show it to everyone.

Hehe. Xiaoyuer was thinking about Leziz, so he wouldn't tell them.

Zhao Hu was so arrogant that he pulled down the curtain of the sedan chair and stopped talking.

At the hour of Hai, Xiaoyuer and his group went to Woniu Mountain. There was a strange feeling in this Woniu Mountain. Didn’t you meet anyone along the way? Where did 110 go? Where did NPC go? Continue to walk up and find that there is light on the mountain, and several torches dotted the mountain village.

Humph, the robber is indeed a robber. In addition to increasing experience, he is also a supporting role, and he is not alert at all.

Xiaoyuer and others entered the village. Sure enough, they found a house on the top of the mountain, with several torches dotted on the village. Although the night was dull and I couldn't see the scene in the distance, I could hear the noisy sounds in the house.

When they were near the mountain village gate, Xiaoyuer and his group were discovered.

"Who are you?" A small minion in front of the village gate asked vigilantly.

Xiao Yuer lowered her head and bowed respectfully, saying respectfully: "King, we are from Dujiazhuang."

When the minion heard that it was from Dujiazhuang, he asked, "Didn't our two kings go to your Dujiazhuang?"

"Yes. The second king is already fascinated. On the way back, he asked the young men to send my lady to the parcel first. They will arrive later." Xiao Yuer continued to pretend to be a grandson and said.

"Huh?" When the bandit heard the bride, his eyes suddenly shone. He heard that the girl from the Du family looked so beautiful. He swallowed the gurgling saliva, looked at the sedan chair, slowly approached, and just lifted the curtain of the sedan chair.

"Pa" Xiaoyuer grabbed the minion. When the minion looked at it, his face tightened. Anyone who was disturbed at this time would get angry. He looked at Xiaoyuer and showed a bad expression.

Xiao Yuer smiled and said without a smile: "Master, you seem to be in compliance with the rules. If the second in commander finds out, you may not be able to take it."

When the minion heard this, his face changed again. Xiaoyuer sternly said, "Don't you take us to see the boss yet?"

After all, the minion came out to make a fuss, how could he challenge the second leader? Under Xiao Yuer's fake power, he had to do so.

Under the guidance of the minions, Xiao Yuer and his group entered Juyi Hall.

Let’s talk about the head of Woniu Mountain sitting in there, and was about to send someone down the mountain to inquire about the second head of the head of the son-in-law. I saw a group of people coming to Juyi Hall.

Asked, "How can there be a stranger?"

Xiaoyuer left the minion and stepped forward, knelt three times and nine times, said: "The king is in great fortune and good fortune, and has a long life and a great martial arts. He is invincible and unified the world."

This flattery made the boss smile and said to himself: "It's still a little brother who knows the goods." These flattery words were too much, but "I'm wearing a lot of clothes, but I don't wear flattery" has been used to being flattered recently, but it's a good thing to listen to. Zhang Yu thought to himself: "I flatter you, you have to slap it all!"

Although the boss enjoyed it very much, he still asked vigilantly: "Who are you?"

"Oh, king, I am Du Taigong of Dujiazhuang, that is, your second brother in charge..."

The boss was confused by Xiao Yuer's long-winded relationship network, and stopped and said, "Where is the second boss?"

"Oh, the second head of the army is a little drunk. I'm still on the way now, so I'll come first." Xiao Yuer pointed to the sedan chair outside the house and said, "That's our lady."

A minion said:

"Boss, I heard that the girl from Dujiazhuang looks so terrifying."

Xiaoyuer suddenly said, "It's a pity..."

The boss and the group of minions looked at Xiao Yuer strangely and asked, "What a pity?"

When Xiaoyuer saw their appearance, she smiled and said with a sarcastic smile:

"It's a pity that the second leader took action first." A sarcasm revealed in his eyes, as if he was saying, your hand was not as fast as the second leader. This successfully angered the main leader.

The boss of Woniu Mountain turned red and then turned blue, and he didn't say anything. Instead, he pushed Xiaoyuer away and went to the sedan chair and said to the minions: "Send the bride to my room."

Xiao Yuer knew that she had successfully angered the boss, and she felt a little happy. However, she wanted to act in the whole set. Zhang Long stopped him with a sad face and said, "Big boss, this is the second boss, you don't..."

"Get out?" The boss raised his hand and left Zhang Long away.

Xiao Yuer stepped forward to support Zhang Long and said, "Big Master, this is not in line with etiquette. Although my lady has not yet entered the bridal chamber with the Second Master, there is no joy in the water."

The boss was happy when he heard this. Before he had deflowered, he was just as I wanted. He posed a stinky face and said, "Noisy, my brother's wife is naturally my wife. I will do this for you." After that, he carried the sedan chair back to his room.

Xiao Yuer grabbed the boss and said, "The boss, in fact, this woman is like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. I think we can sit down and drink slowly first, and wait until the second boss comes. Don't avoid hurting your brothers' harmony."

The master's boss didn't care about these things. If the second master came, he would definitely not allow it. Who would share the duck you got? Just cook the rice and cook it, and the second brother wouldn't say anything. After he finished his mind, he left Xiaoyuer aside and said domineeringly: "The women in Woniu Mountain are mine. I have the right to first night." He strided towards his room with great strides.

Xiao Yuer cursed in anger: "Listen, listen, listen." Suddenly, a crack appeared in the hearts of the thieves. Even his brother's wife was going to rob him. What's the future of such a boss?

Xiao Yuer thought to herself that she had successfully separated from the bandits. He pretended to be depressed and said, "Come on, brothers, let's go and drink, and let's talk about it when the second in command comes."

The bandits thought it was the same. Instead of sulking, it was better to drink to relieve their sorrows. Then there was a piece of silk that was waived to relieve their sorrows in Juyi Hall in Woniu Mountain.

"Come on, come on, brothers, let's cheer. Cheers."

"cheers?"……

Gradually, hundreds of minions fell asleep after drinking.

Zhang Long came to the bandits, looked in with his hands, and was still angry. He put the bandits' face on the back of his hand. He didn't wake up. He pushed hard, but the bandits fell to the ground, but still didn't wake up. He said happily: "Little Fish, what's the truth? Isn't the soldiers bloody?"

"Of course." Xiao Yuer smiled. This is the system's Ma Fei San. She would never wake up in less than six hours.

Mafei Powder

Explanation: Walking in the world, scraping bones to cure poison, opening a cranium to remove wind, killing a house, killing people and pulling people, and taking good medicine for a bow. It lasts for six hours. Even if the belly is broken, it will not wake up.

Mafei San is an anesthetic drug created by Hua Tuo for surgical operations. "Book of the Later Han Dynasty? Biography of Hua Tuo" records: "If the disease is ripe and cannot be reached by acupuncture and medicine, I will first take Mafei San with wine. Since I was drunk, I would not feel anything. Because the trachea (pants, cut open) broke the abdomen and back, and cut and accumulated (mamum)."

Postscript: The head of Woniu Mountain was about to have a wedding chamber with Zhao Hu, but he was beaten into a pig's head. Fortunately, the head of the head was fascinated at that time and did not know that the bride was Zhao Hu. So he was hit by a blow.
Chapter completed!