"Hahaha, well done, that little bastard Jade Emperor is not a good thing. It's really a pleasure to make him do it! Come and drink, we'll do it!"

Confucius held a wine glass in one hand and stepped on the table with his feet. He smiled at the sky and drank the wine in the glass in one go. His wild and generous look was not like a famous scholar of the ages, but more like a hero of green forest with bandits.

Ye Qiu also laughed happily and said, "I'm also saying that this guy is so stupid and wants to cheat me. If I find fault again, I will just ejaculate his foundation. I wonder if the Jade Emperor was spread by the banshee's strong sun, will he be famous in the Three Realms!"

The encounter between two hosts in the pretentious world, one in front and one behind, is also a cross-century spy meeting. Confucius held a banquet, and the two drank endlessly, giving each other their own interesting experiences, and for a while they were also regarded as confidants.

"well……"

Ye Qiu was halfway through the wine, but suddenly sighed, looking sad, Confucius said in a disgusting manner: "You kid, you pretend to be deep to me, and you can say something if you have something to do!"

Ye Qiu smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't this used to it? But I really have something to ask for."

Confucius was stunned and curiously said, "There is still something in the world that can stump people of our pretentious lineage? Tell me."

Ye Qiu said helplessly: "My daughter and girlfriend are lost. My pretentious system now tells me that I need to be self-reliant. You are a saint of the ages and have great supernatural powers. Please help me find someone."

Ye Qiu also told Confucius about the disguise of the auxiliary module of the pretending system. Confucius's face changed and he said in surprise: "Do you say this system will no longer assist you?"

Confucius's face suddenly became unstable, and then he said in a deep voice: "Brother, I think you are not old. How long have you been officially pretending?"

Ye Qiu was a little amused and crying. Confucius asked himself this kind of question seriously, but since he was a senior expert in the world of pretending to ask such professional questions, Ye Qiu still recalled it carefully.

"About three years."

Confucius's face changed completely, and the wine glass in his hand also slid down to the ground, making a crisp "clang" sound, and then exclaimed: "It's only three years? It's amazing, no wonder you can start a legendary mission at a young age. Are you the legendary genius?"

Ye Qiu was sweating and smiled bitterly: "Senior brother, his acting skills are too exaggerated."

Confucius was also stunned, and then he picked up the cup from the ground in embarrassment and said embarrassedly: "Cough cough... I haven't been showing off for many years, so I can't hold it anymore."

Ye Qiu: “…”

Ye Qiu said helplessly: "Senior Brother, I'm really facing difficulties. Don't make trouble. When I have time in the future, I'm going to play with you and have enough performances with you."

Confucius' expression became solemn when he heard this, "I'm really surprised. You kid are indeed unprecedented in showing off your talent. You must know that I was only after I wrote the Four Books that I had obtained the right to freedom!"

Confucius was also surprised to say this. How old is Confucius's four books? Is this guy's advancement speed not as fast as his?

Then Confucius said with a serious look on his face: "You kid, don't underestimate this freedom. This is closely related to your personal luck. It can be said that after you get the freedom, your path to show off will truly begin!"

Ye Qiu smiled bitterly and said, "Senior Brother, why do I feel like you are a npc? Did the system hire you? I am no longer a three or four-year-old child? Don't fool me. What are the benefits?"

Confucius shook his head and said, "You are serious. What I tell you now is the experience of experienced people. As for the specificity, I can't say it, it won't work. As for the benefits, you will know in the future. I can say that as long as you have a limitless future."

Ye Qiu was helpless. After all, he just drew a big cake.

"Forget it, I won't ask anymore, but I'm very anxious if you can help me calculate the position of my daughter."

Confucius picked up the wine glass and sighed, "You have seen that little monkey, but you know that we are all defeated people. We can get a magical weapon for life, but we all have an irresistible mission, and the defeated people often end up miserably."

Confucius drank all the wine and said sadly: "I have heard about the little monkey. I fell a few days ago. This is his result. As for me, I was earlier than him, now I am just a wisp of residual soul. If Confucianism and Taoism had not yet been extinct, I would have had the tradition of Taoism and the people worshipped me, I would have been destroyed long ago."

Ye Qiu said in surprise: "What? A wisp of residual soul? Why is it so miserable? Aren't you already a sanctified?"

Ye Qiu never expected that Confucius in front of him would be just a wisp of remnant soul.

Confucius saw Ye Qiu's incredible look and said with a bad look: "What a saint, have you ever heard the story of me becoming an immortal? If I become a saint, this heavenly court would not be a Taoist, but a Confucianism. They are just deceiving themselves. Do you think I don't like to show off? Why haven't I been a saint for so many years?"

Ye Qiu believed in the fact that Confucius was a wisp of remnant soul.

"You can't help at first, alas... what should I do? I only have one of the innate Bagua, but I can't figure it out."

Ye Qiu was really worried now, and thought that Confucius could not help anything except drinking, chatting, and relieving boredom.

"Hey, who do you look down on me? Although I don't have supernatural powers now, I have many years of experience in pretending to behave here. And don't forget that the Eight Trigrams of the Book of Changes is also one of my Five Confucian and Taoist Classics. I originally wanted to give you some advice, so I'll forget it."

Confucius almost got angry at Ye Qiu's nose and sneered.

Ye Qiu was suddenly shocked. He forgot about this and quickly smiled and said, "Hey... Senior Brother, you said you are so good, why are you still anxious? It's my fault. I will punish myself three times!"

Ye Qiu drank three glasses of wine, but Confucius said with a look of official duties: "Don't do it, it's useless, it's not easy to do, okay, the friendship is over, it's time to talk about some serious business. Since I have been selected as the poster for your task, I have to do my job well."

Then Confucius stood up, took out an envelope from his arms, frowned and opened it, glanced at him and his pupils shrank, and then his expression became solemn: "The Legendary Growth Mission Release: "The Most Saint in the World", the teachings of saints, educate the world, and be remembered forever, this is the great realm of pretending."
Chapter completed!