Chapter 15: Package I(1/2)
I didn't say anything and covered the blanket.
After eating the fragrant pears, everyone returned to the car.
The juice was about to open, so I sat in the back seat.
Liu Xueer mentioned a story I wrote - "Package". I always feel that she has some mysterious connection with that story.
Before entering Lop Nur, I will tell you this story, my personal experience.
Perhaps it is because of my career, some strange things always happen in my life.
I first went online and played with readers in Tianya's "Lotus Talking". Later, I often played with readers on Baidu Zhoudedong Post Bar. Later, I changed places and often played with readers on Sina Weibo (http://weibo.com/men).
The number of fans shown on my three Weibo posts is more than 7 million, but I know that there is far less that much, which is not important. What I want to say is that among these true and false fans, there is a girl who is definitely not a zombie fan. Her Weibo name is five words. For privacy reasons, I can only tell you that the first word is "sweet".
Tian××××× has a difference from other readers, that is, she never comments on Weibo, she only writes me private messages.
She wrote hundreds of private messages to me.
Now let me talk about the first private message she wrote.
That day, I was on a business trip in Hangzhou.
In the evening, I wrote a Weibo post: Dear, I live in a hotel in Xixi National Wetland Park. This place is very beautiful, but unfortunately I didn’t bring a camera...
Many readers left messages saying: Boss, you can take photos with your mobile phone!
I replied: Sorry, my phone is of low quality and I can't access the Internet.
Many readers write private messages.
A private message caught my attention, and it was written by Tian××××.
She said: Brother, your phone cannot be accessed online? I feel so sorry! I want to buy you an iPhone! I want to ask you, do you like iPhone 4 or iPhone 5?
I replied: Since I was a child, I only bought things for girls. This is my principle. But I still have to thank you.
She: Brother, I must buy it for you, please give me this opportunity!
Me: It is impossible not to mention this matter. Thank you again.
A few hours later, she wrote another private message: There is good news: iPhone 4S is out! My friend has been going to Hong Kong recently, and I want to see if you want the mainland or the Hong Kong bank?
Me: Thank you Thank you Thank you thank you thank you thank you! I really don’t want it, I don’t want it, and I can’t want it! If you insist on persisting, I bought it myself.
She: Capricorn girls give gifts to people they like and respect is the greatest happiness and happiness! I beg my brother to give me the right to enjoy happiness and happiness!
Such text messages come and go, and they often say a lot of chess and will not be described in detail. In short, from beginning to end, she did not give me the right to refuse.
I started to feel embarrassed.
No matter what your motive is, as long as you make people embarrassed, it is impolite. But I can't blame her, she just wants to give me a gift.
I was helpless, and finally, I said to her: I must not do a mobile phone. In this way, don’t you want to give me a gift? Buy me a laptop and choose a beautiful and unique one, because my daughter Meixi likes it. Thank you first.
I was afraid that she would misunderstand the notebook as a computer, so she changed it to a "diary".
No matter which city I go to, I will go to a stationery store or craft store. When I see a unique notebook, I will definitely buy it for Meixi. Every year, she gets a lot of notebooks, none of which are the same, and bring them back to France for use.
Sweet ×××× readily agreed.
I breathed a sigh of relief and sent her the address of Ji Feng.
When she saw that it was not my address, she immediately wrote a private message saying: Brother, please send me your address. My package must be opened by you personally. It is very important!
I said: The assistant will hand over the package to me intact, don't worry.
She: I don’t want her, nor do I need to transfer it to others! I hope you understand! I swear with my mother’s spirit in heaven and my life - I will keep any private information you give me confidentiality for the rest of my life and accompany me into the grave!!!
I felt uncomfortable again.
In life, I am a very cautious person. I only use my mobile phone to contact people. I turn off when I don’t want to answer the phone. No one knows my landline phone number, it is almost abandoned. In addition, no one knows my address. The express delivery is sent to Ji Feng, and she forwards it to me. As long as I send a express delivery once, the other party will get my address. Then, he can find me at any time in his life.
I have nothing to shame on people. I just want a quiet space without anyone bothering me. Now, this sweet ×××× forces me to ask for the specific address of this "quiet space".
The address is undoubtedly privacy. I have the right to defend it.
However, the few words in the sweet ×××× private message shocked me, that is - my mother's spirit in heaven.
It's time to say this, what can I do? She once again made me embarrassed.
I didn't know how to reply to her, so I simply didn't reply and delayed it for a day.
The next day, she wrote another private message: Brother, are you still hesitating? I have been waiting for you all day! I ran around the streets and alleys with an excited and pious heart, working hard to choose gifts for you. My heart is full of happiness and joy, but I can't get your most basic trust. I feel so wronged...
I gritted my teeth and sent her the phone and address.
I don't know, this is a bad start.
Soon, I received her private message: Thank you brother, I was so moved that I cried... Let the years and actions prove everything I said... I will send the gift tomorrow afternoon...
I suddenly realized that what she sent would definitely not be just a diary! However, the address had been given to her, and I could no longer control what happened next.
Sure enough, a week later, I received a package order and wanted to go to the post office to collect it.
I brought my ID card to Xiaojie Post and Telecommunications Bureau. After layers of procedures, the staff finally opened the door and brought out a package weighing about 10 kilograms.
I put the cardboard box in the car and took it home.
She wrote another private message on Weibo: Brother, after receiving the box, you must cut it directly above and do not break the items inside. There is a light blue paper letter on the top, and you must compare it one by one according to the list of items in the letter...
I carefully opened the cardboard box and indeed saw the light blue paper letter.
She sent a lot of things: a newest black iPhone 4S mobile phone with external power supply, a box of Duyun Maojian tea, a large bag of local specialty gift boxes, five password diaries, a jade Guanyin and jade gourd that have been opened in a famous local temple...
You will feel that I should be very happy to receive so many carefully selected gifts from a female reader, and it has nothing to do with horror. This is not the case, you will know slowly.
I am a man, since I was a teenager (although I was very poor at that time), as long as I am with a girl, I will definitely buy gifts for the other party.
When I grew up, my relationship with readers was the same. When new books came out and publishers held events, as long as I came to the scene, I would definitely sign gifts to readers, not signing sales.
Now, I received a gift from a female reader. I don’t think I can only give thanks through private messages, and I should call her.
Before I could make the phone call, I received three private messages from her. In one of them, she said: Brother, you must use the mobile phone I bought for you by yourself. I hope that when my brother posts on Weibo in the future, it will be from the iPhone4S client!
Honestly, I don't want to use this phone.
I am a man, and I only use the mobile phone I bought myself. Although it is very cheap, just like I like to smoke the big front door, which costs 2.5 yuan per pack, and migrant workers don’t smoke it anymore, but that’s my style.
But you heard it, she was reminding me that she had to use the phone she bought for me, and there was no choice.
The other two private messages are URLs, guiding me on how to use this phone.
I dialed the phone.
As soon as it rang, the phone was answered.
I said, "Hey, hello."
After a long time, the other party spoke: "Are you... brother?"
I said, "It's me. What's your real name?"
She said softly: "Just call me Xiaotian."
I said, "Xiaotian, well, thank you for buying me so many gifts. I found that everyone has a child's heart, and so do I. After receiving these gifts, I was very happy. I had already opened the bag of food. The beef was very spicy and delicious."
She could hear it, but she didn't say much: "Wow, brother... I don't know what to say..."
After chatting for a few words, she said, "Brother, have you read the URLs I sent you? You must read them carefully."
I told the truth: "I didn't see it."
She whispered, "Brother, why?"
I said, "Xiaotian, I have received your wishes and received your gifts. You don't have to worry about the rest, okay?"
She hesitated for a moment and said, "But brother, you must use this phone yourself..."
I suddenly became ignorant: "What if I told you, I only like my original phone?"
She immediately felt sad: "Then I will be very unhappy, brother..."
I said, "Xiaotian, I treat you as my sister now. If I were you, I would not make any request after giving a gift to someone. For example, I just sent a necklace to my sister, and she called me and said, "I received it, it's very beautiful. I said, as long as you like it. I will not remind her to wear it on any occasion and not on any occasion; what clothes can I wear and what clothes can I wear and what clothes can't be worn."
She thought for a while and said, "Well... brother, stop criticizing me, I won't say it anymore. However, I still hope you can use it yourself..."
I said, "Okay, thank you again, bye."
Soon, she sent a private message on Weibo, saying: I am so happy to talk to my brother! I forgot to say just now that my brother's voice sounds so nice! Please forgive me, who is worried, I still have to ask, beg me, beg my brother to personally use the iPhone 4s that I have spent the most effort on, otherwise I will cry to death... Good night!
From then on, I rarely contacted this sweet ××××. I didn't use that iPhone4s, it kept it in my bookcase.
A few days later, I received another private message from her, and she said: Brother, you didn’t use the iPhone 4s I gave you... I cried.
I was stunned for a moment. How did she know? Did she quietly come to Lancheng, come to my community, and follow me? Or was it because I have never posted on Weibo with my mobile phone?
She sent a picture in her second private message, which was taken two days ago. A website held an event and I went to be a guest. At that time, I was sitting in a corner and making a phone call. The staff took a picture of the scene. I posted it on the website. I don’t know why she found it.
Yes, I still use my phone that cannot be accessed online.
I was a little embarrassed and annoyed - she was changing my life. Although the phone was just a small object in life and it was the same as it was used, I don’t like being controlled the most.
I don't want to reply to this girl anymore.
To be continued...