Chapter 22: Shocking News
A group of little ghosts were holding chains, axes and hammers, and they were all out of nowhere. They were going to take me off without asking about the green soap. I quickly took out a yin-replenishing pill from my pocket, ran to the man and handed it over, "I'm not here to make trouble, this thing is proof."
The man's eyes lit up green, he grabbed the pill and sniffed it under his nose, his mouth was cracked like a scoop, and he looked at the woman with a squint eyes and nodded and said, "Well, I'm not here to make trouble, let's go down."
Damn, his eyes were very ambiguous when he looked at the woman, and he really meant "I'm fine, you're good." Then the woman nodded and admitted that "I'm fine, you're good, you're good."
Money can make the devil push the mill, and a pill can make them run on the train.
After I explained my purpose, the woman immediately opened the registration book and found out that Shen Bing had just registered and left before I came in. It was really a coincidence that she passed by her. But it didn't matter. As long as the management office was willing to release her, she could be found everywhere.
When they heard that I wanted to take the person away, their heads were shaking like rattles. They were just registrars and had no power at all, unless the director spoke. The director's office was next door, and he could go directly from here. A curtain was hung on the door and opened it.
The director's office is so grand that it basically uses modern living office supplies. A male ghost with a curly beard and looks like a judge, sitting on the boss's chair with his eyes squinted, as if he was having a good time eating white powder.
Well, it turns out that it’s not because I’ve eaten white powder, there’s a naked female ghost squatting under the desk and making it for him.
I suddenly broke in, and the female ghost screamed, covering her face and slid through the wall and ran away. The elder of the department blushed, and raised her pants in panic, slapped the table and furiously: "Who told you to come in? Come on, take it and throw it into the oil pan and fry it!"
I'm dizzy, can't I change something else? Why is this a problem? I have to put it in a pan and fry it when I get angry. Is the oil in the underworld very cheap?
Now I have experience. Before the little ghost came out and ran to the desk, put the remaining four yin-replenishing pills on it, and laughed and said, "Director, please calm down, the villain is here to give gifts."
Youdao is not to hit the smiley person, and then this girl is obviously a ** official, so she will certainly not turn away the gifts. As soon as the little ghost came out, the director waved his hand and asked them to go down. He picked up the Yin Pill and smelled it, nodded with satisfaction.
"Tell me, what's the matter with me?" Hey, if you want to say that the director is just understanding. You know that you have something to ask him for something when you see the gift.
As soon as I told the matter, the old boy frowned and shook his head and said that this matter could not be done, and the judge had the final say. I thought to myself that Grandpa Taizu was looking for a manager in the past, not a judge. Did he intend to make things difficult for me? When I saw him looking at the four pills squint, I understood that there were too few things.
"I originally brought twenty of them, but when I crossed the river, I fell and lost sixteen. Looking back, how about the villain adding twenty of them to you?" I said as I looked at his face.
He frowned, looked at the pills again, and sighed and said, "This matter is very difficult to deal with. The top is getting tighter and tighter. If you find out, it is probably difficult to protect my position as the director. But, seeing that you are so kind, I will help you once. Go back and give you fifty yin-replenishing pills."
When I heard this, my legs were weak and I almost knelt on the ground. It was black enough, with fifty yin-replenishing pills and half a black pearl, so I was not afraid of replenishing you old boy to death!
"Also, our management office has a rule that if you take the dead in vain and return to your life, you will have to live for ten years."
I nodded. This was mentally prepared for a long time. It would be better than a person who could not go back. Unexpectedly, he followed him and said to me with a smirk, "Add another fifty pieces, it will save you from losing your life for ten years." I was stunned. There was also this good thing, let alone fifty pieces, one hundred pieces would be done.
Now I am very suspicious that Grandpa Taizu's ability to manage is not as good as mine.
The director took out a black card, signed a letter on it, and stamped it with a seal. That's all. I can take this pass and get Shen Bing back to the sun.
I really didn't expect this to go surprisingly smoothly. Later I thought about it, there was nothing strange. In the case of what we thought was difficult to do, it was nothing to do. Besides, the Yin Pills are a hot item in the underworld. I can only make 300 pills a year, and the supply is in short supply. He would be happier to give me one hundred pills at once, which would be more than to give him trillions of pills.
When I left the house, the drunkard told me that after the new ghosts reported, they went to the inn to settle down temporarily. After the relatives burned the house, they could only have their own home after the planning department approved the land to occupy the land. Oh, it seems that the underworld system is quite sound.
Just as I was about to go to the inn, I heard Shen Bing whispering to me: "Garden Baozi, I'm here, come here."
When I looked up, she was hunched across the street, hooking her fingers at me, and her face looked the same as when she was pretending to be a ghost.
I thanked the drunkard and told him to go to my shop to get medicine in a few days, then hurried to the opposite side and grabbed her hands. Although I had already confirmed that she could return to the sun, I couldn't help but feel excited when I met in the underworld and asked her: "Are you afraid?"
She shook my hand away: "Grand bun, your method of eating tofu is very old-fashioned, do you know?"
Being a ghost is still so cute. I thought to myself that it was not under the second gatekeeper, when you took the initiative to rub my hands, shook your head at her and made a very handsome move: "Let's go with me."
"Where are you going? It's dark everywhere, it's boring." She pouted.
"Go home."
She tilted her head and looked disbelief and said, "You will have a home so soon?"
Oh, I forgot to tell her that she was here to pick her up. She might think that I was killed by the 38th century, and everyone is a ghost now. So I told the whole story and then she was moved to grab my hand and couldn't speak for a while.
At this time, the drunkard poked his head out from behind us, stared at his drunken eyes and said, "Brother, you were doing this. It would take ten years to live with you when you take someone back."
This kid was eavesdropping on us. I thought to myself that you were joining in the fun. I didn’t see Shen Bing being so moved. When you made a fuss, the atmosphere was gone. I pressed his head back and told him to get out, otherwise I would not give him any pills.
"What, you have to spend ten years on your life?" The girl curled her mouth and threw herself into my arms and started crying.
I touched her back and comforted her: "Don't cry, this is not..." Just as I was about to tell her that the ten-year life had expired, I suddenly saw a familiar figure floating past me.
Isn't that Xuan Linlin? She is Yaxue's good friend. She was the one who fell into the water with Yaxue in Mingzhu Park. My comrades-in-arms rescued her back then, but Yaxue and I became a couple, and my comrades-in-arms didn't match her together. When did she die at a young age?
I pushed Shen Bing away and shouted at her back: "Linlin."
The man turned around and it was indeed Xuan Linlin. He looked at me for a long time before running back and laughing: "I haven't seen you for three years, you have become old-fashioned. When did you come here?"
Khan, I saw an acquaintance in the underworld, so it turned out that hello.
"Just come here, when did you come and what happened?"
"Oh, don't mention it, I came with Yaxue three years ago."
What?! How high did I jump up at once? Yaxue also came here, but three years ago. I said you weren't kidding, Yaxue was obviously alive, isn't this cursing her?
She widened her eyes and looked very creepy: "You don't know yet. Three years ago, after she returned to the provincial capital, she sat by the lake and sighed every day. One day, she didn't know what kind of nerves she had, so she jumped into the lake. As a result, I rushed to save her and went down. Only after I went down did I remember that I couldn't get water and drowned with her."
I couldn't help but be stunned. This kind of joke is not random. There is no need to lie to me in such an occasion. Could it be that Yaxue is really dead?
Chapter completed!