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Chapter 425 Immortals are not as good as gods

I have learned a lot of Maoshan ancient books and ghost shops, but some things are swallowed whole and not completely digested. Like Taoist magic, you can't learn it by just using the formula and practice methods. Take the mixed Liu Ling'er method as an example, "two inches and six points long, with clear eyebrows and eyes, exquisite seven orifices, yang seal on the left hand, and yin covering the right hand. Use cinnabar ru juice to write the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys on yellow paper, and roll it into the abdomen."

It seems that I understand it very well, but do you understand what Yang seal is and what Yin cover is? Even if you can think of it, use cinnabar to mix ru juice to write the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys. Do you know what ru juice to use? Is it human or animal? Also, at what time to write, where will the wooden man open his mouth and how can he get involved in the abdomen?

These things need to be taught step by step by step, and you won’t succeed even if you make a mistake. These things are often like a layer of window paper, which can be seen through a little bit, but no one can teach you. If you think about them for five hundred years, you may not be able to understand them.

Alas, my dad died early. When I really fell in love with the profession of ghost affairs, I had many things but couldn't study them. I felt very regretful and I didn't learn more when my dad was alive. So much so that when I encountered many things now, I felt that they were difficult and could not find a way to solve them.

After Lu Fei fell asleep, I still couldn't sleep. I stood in front of the window and looked at the low night outside, and couldn't help but feel emotion. Why did the old Taoist Xuan Zhen not show up during this period? And the ancestors, should I have a dream? Thinking of this, go to bed quickly. If no one of them remembers me, I'll just be sorry if I don't sleep!

I slept until after nine o'clock in the morning and didn't have a single dream. The two of them were too heartless and no one was willing to come out to say something to me.

Just as I was sitting on the bed and touching my nose, Shen Bing pushed open the door. I subconsciously pulled the quilt up. Actually, I was sleeping in my clothes. Shen Bing was so scared that she glared at me and retracted her head. I turned around and saw that Lu Fei was not on the bed, so I might have gotten up early to find Qu Mo.

So he got out of bed and opened the door and let the aunt come in.

"Let's look, there was a bronze mirror in my bag, and it seemed like there was the one in the mirror god." Shen Bing shouted with a bronze mirror held up and shouted after he came in.

Because I was afraid that Xiao Hanba would go to my house to take revenge, I left the mirror god at home to protect my mother, and I didn't bring it at all this time. I took the mirror from her hand and looked at it. Damn, it was indeed that one. I couldn't help but stare at Shen Bing and asked, "Didn't you bring it secretly?"

"You are slandering. I know this mirror will protect your mother. How could you bring it secretly?" Shen Bing looked wronged and pouted her bright red mouth.

I was just giving me a chance, so I quickly leaned forward and kissed her on the lips.

"you……"

"Ahem, I'm going to buy roast chicken!" I was so scared that I quickly slipped out of the door.

"Nothing at all, it's like a dragonfly skimming the water."

Oh, I was not satisfied with her meaning. Do you think I was so scared like this? I was so unmanly! I turned around and wanted to do it again, but I glared at her: "Buy roast chicken quickly!"

So we went out to buy a roast chicken together, sweating, and it seemed like we were quite vulgar.

At this moment, Wang Zijun and Lu Fei were in Qumo's room, and they could hear the noise of the two guys in the corridor. Shen Bing and I locked the door after entering the door, placed the bronze mirror, put the roast chicken in front, and recited the spell of asking for the mirror.

Suddenly, the dead mouse looked like a thief-headed and yawned, and then said to both of us: "Speak quickly if you have something to do, let go of the farts, I'm sleepy..." After saying that, my nose twitched twice, smelled the fragrance of roast chicken, and my eyes widened. Looking at the fragrant roast chicken, my saliva flowed out.

"Or why should I always fart you?" I said.

"Don't, it will smell bad. Tell me, is there anything wrong with me?" Before we could speak, it picked up the roast chicken and chewed it. Looking at the eating habit, it seemed that it hadn't eaten for several days.

"Tell me first, how did you fly into my bag? I almost died of unjustly." Shen Bing asked with a pout.

The dead mouse ate it and said vaguely: "This matter is made of old miscellaneous hair and has nothing to do with me."

"Who is Lao Zamao?" Shen Bing and I asked in unison.

"It's the old man Xi family's bull's nose!"

Damn, it’s about my ancestors. It turns out that Xiao Hanba was solved and there were no worries. My ancestors knew that I had encountered another problem and brought the dead mouse to Shanxi. I feel a little puzzled. At that time, the situation was much more difficult than now. Why didn’t Mao get the dead mouse over at that time?

"Oh, that's the case, then I'll be fine." Shen Bing shrugged his shoulders and said.

"The Great Immortal..."

"I'm not a great immortal, I'm a great god!" The dead mouse was still unhappy and smacked his lips and glared at me.

“Is there any difference?”

"Of course there is a difference. Who doesn't know that immortals are worse than gods?"

"Where is the black killing god, is it also a god?" I asked.

"Bao, what is it a god? That's a wild fairy, do you understand?"

I immediately pretended to be relaxed and said, "Then I'll be relieved. The great god will definitely suppress the wild fairy. This time the disciple met the black killer god, so the great god will drive me away."

When the dead mouse heard this, he almost choked to death. He quickly put the roast chicken down and wiped the greasy mouth: "I am sleepy, so go to bed now..."

"Wait!" Shen Bing shouted loudly, and the dead mouse was so scared that his head trembled. Shen Bing picked up the roast chicken with only the skeleton left behind, and smiled and said, "I have eaten the chicken, can I still want to cheat?"

The dead mouse said with a bitter face: "Xiao Xi, why did you make such a woman? You will definitely not have a good life in the future."

"Is the great god also doing the unethical things of picking couples?" Shen Bing shouted with his hands on his hips.

"No, no, where is that black killer god? What is the situation? Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, I can teach you how to do it." The dead mouse covered his face and said.

We both couldn't help laughing a few times before telling it all the things that happened in the past two days. When the dead mouse heard that it was not just about driving away the Black Killing God, but also about the monsters under the Land Temple and the Five Ghosts. He glared at that time. But it did not refuse, but he refused to suffer a loss. He stretched out three fingers on his little claw and said that he would make up three roast chickens!

The way to drive away the black killing god is actually the same as what I thought. I must find the black killing god talisman posted near the grave, and then urinate on it. As for the way to break the five ghosts, the dead mouse refused to say that he would wait until the roast chicken was added before telling us. I found that it was frowning. I probably didn't think of how to break the method, so I must go back and think about it.

As for figuring out the monsters under the Land Temple, it first taught a method. No matter what monsters, it must like prey. Although it is not clear what it likes, most evil spirits like Yin blood! Use the blood of women to fish it out to see what it is, and then ask for advice on it.

When it was about to leave with the roast chicken, I asked another question about Liu Lingnu. Mrs. Lu Fei's resurrection was so weird. I don't believe the nonsense that she was abducted and trafficked to Henan five years ago.

"There are so many problems, only one roast chicken." The dead mouse flattened his mouth. "The blood of the cockscomb can raise Liu Lingnu, but what I fear most is the addition of rice wine into the cockscomb blood. Let her eat a drop, hehe, and it will appear immediately!"
Chapter completed!
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