Chapter 69 Returning to the Sun
I thought for a long time and felt that if I wanted to get the pass, I had to urge the director to start. I suddenly thought of an excellent plan and smiled at the urging director and said, "Sir, I found the Taoist priest you mentioned."
"Oh, is that?" He responded plainly, seemingly not concerned about it.
"He is my six generations of ancestors. I heard that he can speak to the King of Hell. Yes, it should be said that he is the Chief Executive. Look, should you ask him to find the Chief Executive, or should you help the villain to get along with me and give me the pass first. It is not the same as my rebirth and reincarnation, and I will not cause trouble in the underworld." I said with a smile, looking at his expression.
Director uri was stunned and asked me: "He is your ancestor, is it true or false?"
"Of course, he is too straightforward. I'm afraid that he will go to the Chief Executive and say whatever he wants. If he reveals his true feelings, he may even be involved in the Director." I looked very embarrassed.
The muscles on the director's face thrust a few times. The old boy must have understood what I said to reveal his old truth. Although I don't know much about the officialdom, I also understand that they are all hidden from the superiors and subordinates. The King of Hell would not know what they did. If my ancestors talked about the shameful things that the directors and those nobles did, they would really put him in. Besides, the destruction of the private ghost club and his part, he would not be able to escape.
Being a director is not based on ability, but on his brain. He hurriedly ran out and ran back later. He probably checked the registration book outside and found out that I was really the great grandson of the Taoist priest. He immediately took out a pass to sign and stamp it, and then stared at me and said, "I have tried my best to give you a pass this time. After you go back, you will immediately send hundreds of yin-replenishing pills. I have to help you with some."
Damn, it’s fucking that I’m protecting myself, and I even want me to appreciate it, saying it’s just helping me with some care!
I came out of the management office and first realized that there was no ambush around me. I ran back to the stone tablet. Fortunately, I didn’t meet Tan Qing and the others, nor did I meet five little ghosts.
Shen Bing was so happy to see that I had obtained the pass, but Ding Ruiyun was very disappointed. We were happy to be a human being again, but she was depressed by her misfortune fate. There was no way, she had been dead for half a year, and the body had rotted and could not repay the sun at all. I was still worried about our bodies. Now in the middle of winter, the body must have been cold, and I don’t know whether it can be resurrected. It depends on whether the ancestors can do it.
It was very safe to hide in the stone tablet. I spent two days peacefully. When my ancestor came back, he didn't go in vain. He repaired the bottle and filled it with a bottle of ghost tears. When he saw me get the pass, he said that he could go back. He planned that I had been in the underworld for three days, and the body must be stiff. Fortunately, it was cold and the body did not rot and was saved.
He is worthy of being the ancestor of the Xi family. He is much better than me, a ten-generation descendant. If the corpse is stiff, it can still be resurrected. I asked myself that I couldn’t do it. He smiled and said, “Actually, the solution is very simple. I will give your mother a dream now and ask her to put your corpse on a steamer. After steaming it, put the corpse on the door of the store, light the resurrection lamp around, and you can go back!”
I'm dizzy. Why didn't I think of such a simple method?
The ancestor came back after a while and said that the dream-sentenced work was done, and my mother would steam the body immediately. Now we can cross the boundary river and lure the ghost boy out first.
When I thought of attracting these five little ghosts, I couldn't help but pound. Maybe my pass would be invalid. I envied Shen Bing at this moment and didn't want so much. When I heard that I was happy when I went back, my ancestor asked Ding Ruiyun to wait in the stone tablet. When we settled the matter in the world, he naturally had a way to let her see her son at Wangxiangtai before she was reincarnated.
After coming out of the stone tablet, I saw Tan Qing and the others wandering around the stone tablet. With the ancestors accompanying me, I am still afraid of you bird eggs? Tan Qing immediately noticed us, with a look of a smirk on his face, and he called out the evil ghosts and was about to rush over. The ancestor just waved to them, and they all flew into the air like a kite with broken strings, and then fell to the ground.
I felt so happy when I saw it. I ran over and grabbed Tan Qing's collar, and flashed his light. Damn, although my face was swollen like a pig's head, I helped him draw it once, and his face was red, just like a living person.
"Tell me a message to Mr. Feng, saying that I, Xi Feng, have no time to deal with him this time, and I will definitely not let him go next time!" I stared at him and said fiercely.
Tan Qing was beaten away for no reason, and I slapped it in the face unexpectedly. His expression looked dizzy and scared, and he just kept nodding.
As soon as I finished speaking, five black gas emerged out of thin air and appeared behind Tan Qing's head. I was so scared that I turned around and ran away. My ancestors took action again, and drew a circle in the air with both hands. I thought to myself that it was a Tai Chi diagram. The old man wanted to use Zhang Sanfeng's Tai Chi to fight with five little ghost heads. I wonder if it works or not.
Looking back, the five black gases were much slower, almost as fast as my running speed. They were obviously blocked by the "Tai Chi Qi" of our ancestors.
I ran to my ancestor, grabbed Shen Bing, who was so scared that he stared at him, and ran forward, while saying to my ancestor: "Your Tai Chi is so powerful!"
"This is my own 'palm'!" said the ancestor glaring.
I almost lay on the ground and flattered the horse's legs. Fortunately, Shen Bing was not possessed at this moment and was in the mood to joke, otherwise he wouldn't have a few words to me?
The ancestor was cut off the back, and we two ran forward with the bottle in our arms. Not to mention that his own hand-created palm was really resistant. He withstood the momentum of the five little ghosts, but he couldn't catch up with us. I couldn't turn around and looked at the situation. The ancestor's face turned purple and smeared. I understood a little in my heart. He didn't have the idea of killing, because he knew that the five little ghosts were powerful and he didn't have the ability to do so, so he was gilded on his face. I can't tell you this, that's my ancestor.
We were frightened like a broken dog and passed through the Border River. We vaguely saw a light coming from the road to the underworld. My mother was so powerful that she had steamed the body and lit the resurrection lamp!
Seeing victory in sight, as long as you step on the road of the underworld and run along the light, you can return to your body. Suddenly, the shadow in front of you shook, and the black and white impermanence blocked the shore, with a gloomy face, which was very creepy. Since you met them for so long, you have never seen this face.
"Xi Feng, go back with us!" Bai Wuchang shouted.
Shen Bing shrank behind me in fear. I hurriedly took out the pass and said with a smile: "Master Qi, we have a pass, please give it a convenience."
Hei Wuchang's eyes flashed with evil light and he sneered: "It's not okay to have a pass. Come back with us quickly, otherwise you will die without a place to bury."
Bah, if I die again, it will turn into a stream of blue smoke. What else can I have to bury? Lao Ba is crazy?
At this time, the ancestor ran to them, looked at them at one glance and said, "They are fake, run over quickly, don't worry about them!"
When Hei Bai Wuchang heard this, his face changed drastically. He shouted: "Za Mao Bull Nose, what rumors do you make? How could we two be fake?"
While turning around to block the five little ghosts, the ancestor flew up and kicked Bai Wuchang to the ground. The guy was so humming that he couldn't get up, and his body suddenly deformed and turned into Tan Qing's appearance. Damn, it was this old guy who was making trouble. He ran quite fast, but he ran into our heads!
Hei Wuchang had not yet revealed his true form, but was frightened by his ancestor's kick, so he turned around and ran to the Yellow Spring Road. The ancestor shouted: "Go quickly, the world is about to pass the ugly moment."
My heart was tight. I was in the underworld, no matter day or night, I really don’t know when the world was in the world. When the ugly time passed, the rooster cried three times, and today I was in the sun! I pulled Shen Bing and hurriedly ran to the Huangquan Road and ran towards Hei Wuchang in front. I don’t know who was pretending to this kid. No matter who it was, it was the same as us. We can’t beat one of him?
The boy even stretched out his arms to stop us. Shen Bing and I winked, and we rushed forward together, fighting with him.
The boy was hit hard by us, like a little chicken, and was knocked away from a distance. He fell to the ground and kept shouting "Oh my god". Although he had not yet revealed his true colors, he could already tell from his voice that he was no longer a boss.
There is still a distance to run to the front of the Shengmen. The ancestor looked a little helpless, his face became worse and worse, he was panting like a cow, and his sweat beads pouring down like a waterfall. The five little ghosts looked the same as before, and they were still strong. I felt uncomfortable when I looked at it. I really don’t know if the ancestor could stand in front of the Shengmen.
The lights are getting closer and closer, and we are getting nervous. I can't help but mutter, "The Gods and Buddhas in the sky, the Bull Demon King in Hell, everyone, bless us. Given that the ghost profession is so good, and it's not a woman, and I am still a virgin, why can I give me a way out?"
The ancestor seemed to be unable to hold on. He probably had been traveling for two days in a row, without rest, and tried his best to stop the five little heads. When the oil was exhausted, he sat on the ground and couldn't lift his hands.
At this moment, I had seen eight candles and a blurry scene in the store. It seemed that there were many people, which were very lively. Shen Bing and I were placed in front of the shelves!
The rooster crowed!
Five black gases just eroded the abdomen of the ancestor and were about to pounce on him, I turned around resolutely, floated back and blocked the ancestor, and raised the bottle. The five little ghosts were still worried about it and retreated immediately.
"Let's go quickly, if you don't leave, you will never have a chance!" The ancestor pushed me hard and pushed me out of the Shengmen.
I felt dark in front of me and couldn't see anything. Then I opened my eyes suddenly and saw the light. I came back. At this moment, the chicken cried for the second time! I sat up from the ground, looked down and saw that the bottle was holding it in my arms, with no cracks on it.
"Ah, ghost!" A scream sounded outside the shop, and the footsteps were noisy and messy.
Shen Bing followed up with a "uh" and sat up from the ground. Seeing me alive, I patted my chest and vented my anger. I turned my head and looked back at the scene behind me. Suddenly, one hand pressed my head, and another arm strangled my neck. I immediately felt a suffocation. Who wants to murder me?
When they were scared, five large washbasins suddenly appeared in front of them, and they chased them. I was strangled by someone's neck. What should I do?
Chapter completed!