However, there is obviously no point in having Jiji or something, because after Jinran's eyes slightly moved up, he accidentally saw the dark hamster's slightly unique abdomen hair - completely different from Jinran's white and soft "chest hair". Xiao Hei deserves his name very much, and the hair on his abdomen is black.

The hair on the abdomen is black.

Wait, this setting sounds familiar... The hamster living in the villa hugged his arms and closed his eyes and thought about it. Thanks to the TV series "The Legend of the Republic of China". He had a little query on the hamster creatures, and now he has begun to work hard to dig out the few hamster knowledge in his mind...

Baidu Encyclopedia: Black-bellied hamster, also known as Black-bellied hamster, European hamster, European golden rat. It has a body length of 20-34 cm, a tail length of 4-6 cm, a lifespan of eight years, a long life span, a strong body size, wildness, strong aggressiveness... and absolutely singleism, cannot be raised in a cage.

Jingran: “………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Goodbye the world.

Jinran petrified in the air, pressing tightly against the cage, staring at the "violent cohabiter" who was about to cohabit with him. His fur exploded, and he pretended to be a stance of "I'm very awesome, I can fight back" - and at this moment, he ignored the hamster in the cage that was almost broken, Xiao Hei raised his hind paws and scratched his ears lazily.

I was shocked.

Lost!!! He lifted his hind paws to touch his waist at most - if he had one!!!

At this moment, I had no idea that my hamster had fallen into the ideological blow of "Why can it do it, I can't do it, I can't do it." As the master, Jiang Chuan was still introducing himself to both parties, "Xiao Hei is A Fei, your husband, you have to be a good wife in the future to have many babies with A Fei"; "Xiao Hei is Xiao Hei, your wife, you must treat it well and not bully it"...

Be cautious: "(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"

hair!

It’s so thunderous for a man to have a child that he won’t appear in the script!

The idiot who doesn’t distinguish between male and female should shut up in shame!

Bullying it? A fool who doesn't distinguish between male and female, have you drunk alcohol? I'm cute and cute milk tea, but this guy has a black belly. Do you know what a black belly is? I don't know how to get off Baidu, this is an ear in a hamster!

Unless the Black Cat Sheriff upstairs takes action, who will bully whom (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Two hamsters were raised together, Jiang Chuan, are you a pig?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At this moment, Jinran was very crazy in Jiang Chuan's mumbling thoughts, silently scratching the cage door wall with his cage, while Xiao Hei... seemed to be a tense atmosphere just surrounded Jinran. After Xiao Hei turned his head to look at Jinran at first, he seemed to turn his head and look at him with disdain. Jinran, who had never received such treatment in his life, was about to explode: everyone is hamsters, isn't it just a bunch of black hair on his stomach, what do you have to be proud of? This is my territory.

Food basin! Wood chips! Cotton! Wooden house! Bathroom!—including the apple that was discarded on the side because it was not crisp enough——Tong!Tong! It’s all! Old!!

Oh, by the way, the slide from the second floor down the first floor will not be given to you!

If you like that stupid master who doesn’t distinguish between male and female, just take it!!!!

While Jinran was conducting demonstrations silently, his brain exercise became more and more exciting. He stretched out his claws and kicked the wood chips like a gangster. As the wood chips were flying all over the sky, he saw Jiang Chuan reach out and open the door of his villa cage. After that, he poured Xiao Hei directly into the cage. He originally thought that he would see a ball of meat rolling into the wood chips in a mess. He had already set up a pose to use "mockery" as the opening remark for his first meeting with Xiao Hei, but unexpectedly, at this moment, the black-bellied hamster who was originally squatting quietly in the Brazilian turtle box turned around quickly, kicked his hind paws lightly, and then jumped out of the small plastic box with agility in a stunned posture, and then fell gracefully into the wood chips with a "snap".

Some wood chips were lifted up by its movements, and the yellow wood chips flew up and floated into the air, and then slowly fell beside Xiao Hei - if this scene was slowed down, it would be very picturesque, like a martial arts master falling from the sky - if it weren't for the furry rat creatures at this moment, I would have mistakenly thought that I was invited to the crew of the remake of "Fang Shiyu". At this time, the scene happened to capture Fang Shiyu's grand appearance, with the black cloth blindfolded her eyes and going to save her mother alone.

Unfortunately, it was not Xiao Hei's mother in the cage, but Xiao Hei's husband.

cough.

Just kidding, not.

Jinran plays a role as a foolish villain who is staring at Fang Shiyu who is handsome and then killed in one move.

He stretched out his claws and wiped the hair on his forehead unnaturally. Just as he began to speculate on the important thing that Xiao Hei's face "should be handsome in the aesthetics of the hamster world", at the same time, the voice of the idiot owner who is not distinguishing between male and female came from behind them: "Xiao Hei, A Fei, you must get along well. A Fei, are you happy now? Don't be willful in the future."

Jiang Chuan's voice was filled with sincere expectations.

Be cautious: "..."

Although I really wanted to lift the entire hamster cage and throw it onto his face at this moment.

I seriously said that I was "happy" and was about to die.

It shrank in the corner, hugged its head and calmed down for a while, and when Xiao Hei started to study the bottle of drinking water, Jinran put his claws off his head. He began to try to comfort himself: It doesn't matter, don't be nervous, no matter how powerful the other party is, he is still a hamster, and Jinran is a super smart rat with human IQ. How could he be a mere snatching territory?

Xiao Hei: "Hey, fat man."

Jinran: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xiao Hei: "…"

The breed is the most gentle. The hamster who was fucking milk tea took three steps back with a terror on his face, and his back pressed against the acrylic wall. He swore that this humiliating move was only done when he just discovered that he had regenerated a hamster. He had so many days to come that he survived strongly in a group of brothers who could eat similarities, and even almost became friends with philosophical rats. If Jiang Chuan came later, he planned to start preaching and explain to the cage of hamsters how blind it was to eat his own kind!

And today, all his glory has failed.

Jinran looked at Xiao Hei. The black hair on his chest with a black belly seemed to be the foreseeable future that Yuan Jinran could have: a darkness.

After the initial call received such a "passionate" response, Xiao Hei said that it was simply inexplicable and did not want to pay attention to this lunatic fat man. He threw down the whole back and pressed it on the wall and exploded with hair and stared at his own milk tea. It calmly raised its head and sniffed its nose and began to walk around in the new environment again, climbing here and there to see-

And just as it visited the bathroom on the first floor, behind it, there was a lump of hair on its limbs and rushed to the second floor at an unprecedented speed.

When Xiao Hei retracted his head from the bathroom and walked up the second floor with satisfaction, he heard the sound of something heavy being moved on the compartment board.

When Xiao Hei poked his head out to look at the second floor, he saw the fat body of Milk Tea, which was originally lying on the edge of the food bowl, suddenly froze. When he turned his head, his face was twice as big as when he saw it below before.

Xiao Hei: “…………………”

I could guess with my toes that it was filled with melon seeds.

The shapes are so crowded that they are protruding.

Xiao Hei: "Fatty, you..."

Be cautious: "I'm just going to kill God, what kind of demon, cut off hair and chop it!"

Xiao Hei: "…"

There are only food basins and seesaws on the second floor. Xiao Hei was not interested in toys and was not hungry now. He ignored the fat man who was stuffed with food in his mouth. When he opened his mouth, there would be a small grain crust spraying out. He turned around and was about to climb to the third floor to see where he was sleeping. And the moment he turned around, his ostentatiously noticed that at the moment when he showed his desire to leave, the milk tea that was facing him was lifting his hind legs and claws close to the food basin, hooking the edge of the food basin, slowly and quietly, thinking that he had no idea, hooking the food basin to him, trying to hide behind him...

Of course, if it moves more flexible, it would probably not be difficult to cover the food bowl with its big butt.

But its figure is destined to be out of "flexibility".

After thinking about it, the fat milk tea seemed to have been unfriendly since the beginning. Xiao Hei suddenly slapped under his feet, giving up the idea of ​​letting it go and leaving. The black-bellied hamster turned to the milk tea that stared at him with a triangle-shaped big eyes not far away, and as it approached, Xiao Hei saw that the fat hamster in front of him was gradually retreating-

"Don't come over!"

"I'm hungry."

"If you are hungry, you will find the idiot Jiang Chuan to eat. This is my food. Ahhh, I'm going to spit in! Do you want to eat food that is full of saliva?"

"I don't mind."

"Abnormal and pervert! Say important things three times, pervert!"

"Compared to eating when you are hungry, I personally think that intentionally smudge food is obviously more perverted."

During the "Friendly and Peace" dialogue, the distance between the two hamsters was infinitely closer - and Jiang Chuan, who occasionally passed by the hamster cage, expressed his satisfaction. The man finally felt relieved of the "unhappy A Fei", sat down on the sofa with his back facing the hamster cage, took the script, and started to read it seriously.

Little did they know that it was less than a meter behind him.

In a hamster cage.

A small battle was about to begin.

Watching Xiao Hei, who was completely unthreatened by himself, approached step by step - from afar, you can clearly see its fur full of wild luster (not), its teeth that seemed to be sharper than ordinary hamsters (not), and the brutal murderous intent that burned in the eyes of those bright mice (not at all).

He was forced to retreat without any further. It gritted his teeth and jumped into the food bowl. The food bowl full of hamster grains splashed out countless grains and grains—

At the same time when he was sacrificing himself to jump into the food bowl, Xiao Hei suddenly stopped at a distance of close proximity. It raised his body slightly - almost in a condescending posture, he said to Jin Ran, who was squatting in the food bowl with horror, "...fat man, hasn't anyone taught you not to put your feet into the bowl where you eat to do this etiquette?"

Be cautious: "..."

Let me put aside that he was a hamster who became a monk halfway through the road.

When will it be a hamster turn to teach him the etiquette of the dining table? What do you think!!!

In the food bowl, Milk Tea, who was educated to the face of blood, angrily took out the melon seeds from its mouth - and then before the black-bellied hamster not far away could react, it smashed the melon seeds with its saliva hard like it-

"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!"

“…”

Suddenly, the sticky saliva on the melon seeds were hit on Xiao Hei's face. The sticky saliva covered with the melon seeds successfully hung the melon seeds on Xiao Hei's cheeks, which was absolutely handsome to the hamster world. The latter was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect the fat man to be so rough. He frowned slightly, patted the melon seeds hanging on his face, and wiped his paws on the wood chips under his feet with disgust. He raised his head and found that the other party was still staring at the pair of inverted triangles and staring at him. He couldn't figure out what the fat man was going crazy. Xiao Hei finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Are you sick?"

Jinran held his head up and said: "Yes, do you have medicine? Stay away from me, it's contagious, and the safe distance is probably so far from the diagonal of this cage. Goodbye for your life safety."

"..." It was simply helpless to treat the fat man's shamelessness. Xiao Hei said, "You are so rude."

Jinran: "You are so polite. I came first. You understand. I came first. This is my cage. Just now, when you entered my rich villa from your *silk-silk house, did you knock on the door and said, are you okay? Have you asked me if I have to approve you to come in? You don't, you are so polite."

"……………Ah,” after hearing the fat man with milk tea, Xiao Hei suddenly bent down slightly, his paw lazily on the edge of the food basin - he looked at the hamster sitting in the food with satisfaction and shook his eyes slightly, "I understand, you are afraid of me."

"I'm afraid of you."

He reacted quickly.

But its subconscious behavior, which was almost buried in the food, betrayed it-

Xiao Hei sniffed—this guy could actually make a breath sound like a dog, and then said: "I don't want to come."

"It's still time to leave now. Do you want me to help you escape from prison?"

"But I can't leave. Your owner ran to the pet shop today, feeling pitiful like a puppy. He asked the clerk for a female hamster, saying that his hamster was in heat and became very irritable. He could lift the food bowl and open the cage by himself, but he refused to stay in his palm obediently."

"I have no temper and become very irritable." And why do you say that Jiang Chuan is "poor as if he is a puppy" - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, even a little puppy can stomp you with one paw!

Xiao Hei ignored his cautious rebuttal and directly ignored his sarcastic look, and continued to speak to himself: "Because your master is too cleverly worried about his hamster, I am here. Actually, I don't want to come, and I'm not used to living with others."

Jingran: "I'm not in heat, and you're not a female hamster - you're not a female hamster - you're not a show-off, a rough house boy, like someone who is not from a pet store, there is a hamster there, putting a large tank, layer by layer, crowded and chattering, you're not used to living with others, I'm so angry, I'm not used to living with others, I'm so scared, because I can't sell it, so I can only squat in the pet store and watch English dramas with the clerk? Isn't it so fashionable to use translation accents? Is it so fucking good to speak English? Howoldareyou! Are you scared? It doesn't matter if I don't understand, because I use London accents, you usually don't understand like this."

“…”

After listening to Jinran's long speech and English speech, Xiao Hei cracked his mouth - which made Jinran see the bright red tongue behind its sharp teeth - if he was a human at this time, he might think the hamster's smile was a bit cute, but now he is a hamster, so he only feels hideous, and the bright red tongue seems to be dyed red with the blood of his senior hamsters.
To be continued...