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Chapter Twenty-nine

Now, please enjoy crosstalk. Performers Guo Dagang and Liu La, please give me some applause.

At 4:30 p.m. the next afternoon, Zhang Yiyuan's teahouse was already crowded with audiences. Recently, Deyun Club has recruited actors on a large scale, and in addition to the previous team one and second teams, it has expanded the third team. The fourth team has also begun to prepare for the formation.

Once there are more actors, there will be fewer theaters. Guo Dagang has begun to contact several nearby gardens, and is preparing to go from now on, each team of Deyun Club will be responsible for the performance of a theater.

As the host finished speaking, Guo Dagang and Liu La master and apprentice walked out from behind the curtain. Liu La walked in front and Guo Dagang behind. This order of appearance also shows that Liu La is responsible for supporting him today, and Guo Dagang is responsible for teasing him.

The two walked to the microphone and the table, then stopped, turned halfway, and bowed slightly to the audience.

"Well."

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Old Guo, where is Teacher Yu?"

"Old Guo, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

"Young Master Liu, you are the best!"

The two of them stood still, and before they could speak, the audience bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Guo Dagang also teased them: "Ah, thank you, do you love me? You really don't mind it! You look for Teacher Yu, don't worry, he will come out soon, he will give birth to monkeys with the backstage. As long as you hear me, Lao Sun come, he will succeed."

"Well." The audience started to cheer again.

At this time, Liu La also added: "Oh, this Sun Wukong was born in Aolai Country in the East China Sea. His mouth is my own. He should be a Northeast monster, right?"

"Puff."

"Oh, don't say it's true!"

Liu La's words caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

At this time, several audience members stood up from their seats. They came to the side of the stage with small gifts such as flower baskets and bouquets. Seeing this, Guo Dagang and Liu La hurried over and took them, thanking them all the time.

Walk back to the position and the performance begins.

Guo Dagang adjusted the Mike in front of him: "I have said that you have been many times, come here, don't give gifts. You said you gave gifts, what should you do if you asked other audiences who didn't give gifts? Besides, you don't know if I like this thing you bought. Instead of doing this, it's better to just give me cash."

Liu La glared: "Wow, Master, please say it leisurely. If the owner of the flower shop at the door hears your words, he will have to squat at the entrance of the alley in the middle of the night to rob us."

Several viewers laughed: "Haha."

Guo Dagang continued: "Everyone knows me very well, but you may not know much about the person around me."

Before he could finish his words, Liu La continued: "That's not necessarily the case. The audience may not be very clear about me before, but I think I'm quite popular these two days!"

"Wow." The audience is happy.

Guo Dagang glared at him: "What are you proud of? You have made people scold meow online, are you still happy? Oh, I really admire your mentality!"

Speaking of this, Guo Dagang pointed to Liu La: "I would like to introduce you to you the grandson of this person, Liu La, my apprentice and Teacher Yu Qian's godson. According to our Deyun Club's ranking, "Yunhe is the sky, the dragon is flying all over the world", this child should be from Yunzi. But you can tell that this person is called Liu Yunla, which sounds too much like a dish name, so we have been calling him Yunzi since we were young, which is called his natal, Liula."

"Family audiences know that this child is a family of folk arts. His grandfather is Liuchuan Moto, a famous crosstalk artist in Tianjin Wei. He is the one who supports Ma Sanye. There is also an actor named Hou Zhen. His grandfather, Mr. Hou Baolin, is the eldest son and grandson of the Hou family." Guo Dagang gave a thumbs up: "These two grandsons are now the mainstay of our Deyun Club!"

"Haha, these two grandsons. These words are so grandsons." The audience was so happy.

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Liu La quickly stopped Guo Dagang.

"Okay, okay, sorry, I misunderstood the tongue." Guo Dagang blew, then continued, "I have a good relationship with this child's father. Why? Because his mother is very beautiful. From the first sight of him, I told myself in my heart that I must accept this apprentice!"

"Wow!" Liu La slapped the table: "Okay, I just said why did you feel so happy when you accepted me? It turned out that you had a purpose! No, I have to call my dad and let him be wary of you."

Guo Dagang raised his neck and said, "What's wrong? What's wrong? People must have dreams. What if God doesn't open his eyes one day and the dream is realized by accident. Stephen Chow taught us, what is the difference between people without dreams and salted fish?"

Liu La shook her head: "Oh, don't mess with others' words. Stephen Chow also taught you, have you ever bought tickets for watching Stephen Chow's movies?"

Audience: "Haha."

Guo Dagang: "Okay, it's all jokes above. Next, we'll talk about it seriously."

Liu La: "Yes? Then you were all inappropriate just now?"

"Hate, hate!" Guo Dagang glared: "Believe it or not, I broke your leg, you haven't read the newspaper recently, right? I've broken a grandson these two days, be careful to be the second one."

Liu La: "Wow, don't interfere, I didn't lie on your door and eavesdrop. I watched all the videos of the victim attacking you, saying that you kicked him in the head with a big flying kick, and kicked him fainted on the spot." Speaking of this, Liu La smiled: "As soon as I saw this video, I knew that what he said must be fake!"

"Look." Guo Dagang nodded suddenly: "Or you have to say that my apprentice understands me. Tell the audience quickly, why is it fake?"

Liu La's expression was very serious: "Then I have to say it. Everyone, I don't know if you noticed it. The reporter is 1.9 meters tall. At his height, even if my master lifts his legs to the cover of the Tianling, he will never be able to get him. If my master wants to gesture with others, the main way of killing can only be by drilling the crotch! You all don't know that my master's teeth are so good that he bit his pants."

Audience: "Haha."

"Okay, okay, don't continue." Guo Dagang quickly stopped Liu La: "Baby, can you tell me the words?"

Liu La spread her hands innocently and helplessly: "How can you say something about it when you are playing?"

"There are no words, right? If there is no words, don't mess around. Don't stand there. I'll listen to me as my teacher." Guo Dagang gave Liu La a blank look, and then said to many audiences: "The above are all jokes. No matter whether it is true or not, you can just listen as real. You can't laugh at the truth, and you don't say or laugh or be lively."

He paused: "I laughed and chatted, so we should talk about something serious. Today's performance is different from usual. Many friends know that something has happened to our Deyun Club in the past two days. Of course, not everyone has something to do, mainly me and my little apprentice. There may be some who don't know about this. If you don't know, check it online, and you will definitely be scared."

"Today, we are a special show, mainly to explain the ins and outs of these two things to everyone in front of all the parents of food and clothing. We don't care about others, but we must make it clear to our audience. Guo Dagang and Liu La, we are two ordinary folk idle crosstalk artists. We are not big thieves, not as terrible as the media said."

"I think what is really scary is the people who manipulate the media behind the scenes, those who have ulterior motives."

"Before the performance started today, the host asked me. Teacher Guo, what is the name of the show you performed today?"

"I didn't answer her at that time, so she just told the actors' names when she was presenting the show. Now I will tell you the answer that the name of this performance is called the Wise Fighting Crime, the famous hero, Guo Dagang, and the Liula crosstalk special show!" When Guo Dagang said this, he was full of energy.

"Wow."

As Guo Dagang finished speaking, warm applause rang out in the teahouse. Amid this applause, the light of several cameras was vaguely flashing, and they were recording everything that happened on the stage without reservation...
Chapter completed!
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