After rectifying his thoughts, Guo Dagang said slowly: "The old saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Friends, this is true. I am just famous and I am hit by a pig."

"Since Deyun Club became popular since the beginning, a large group of reporters were at my doorstep every day. Those who came back late were more frequent than those in the community security guards. Those who didn't know thought they were hired by the property management for money."

Speaking of this, Guo Dagang stretched out his hand and gestured: "Some friends may know that I rented a villa in Daxing. This house has a small courtyard with a courtyard wall and is built very high. Not to mention that these grandchildren are 1.9 meters tall, even 2.9 meters tall, he may not be able to look like the yard."

"Sometimes I also think that they can't see anything when they squat at the door this day. What are they pictures? Is this addicted?"

"Just two nights ago, my neighbor came to me with a few newspapers. Guo Dagang, let me discuss with you whether you can tear down your courtyard wall and we can pay for you. But if the goods outside cannot take photos of your house, I will use our photos every day to pretend to be your photos. Seeing that my house in the newspaper was written as yours, it is too much pressure for me. If this continues, I will almost believe it myself! Otherwise, I can sell it to you cheaply."

"Puchi." Some viewers were happy when they heard this.

Liu La also interjected: "Okay, they are so brave. Why don't they put photos of the ** City Tower in your name?"

"Shh, don't talk nonsense, you're going to be crazy." Guo Dagang pushed Liu La, and then continued: "I am a very good-hearted person. Every time I meet these reporters at my doorstep, I will say hello to them. After all, everyone is just to make a living, so it's no harm to be polite."

"What a pity, I'm polite to me, but I'm not polite to me!"

"On the day when the incident happened, I didn't have a performance. I finally got off. I thought about gathering with my family in the evening, having some hot pot and drinking, etc. Thinking of this, I took my wife and son out and prepared to go shopping at the supermarket closest to my home."

"When I drove out of the yard, I found a reporter taking photos at me. It was convenient for others and for myself. I even rolled down the window for him and chatted with him for a few words. I told him that I would not go out tonight and told him not to wait at the door, which was useless."

Guo Dagang shook his head: "Everyone, I'm really kind to persuade him. After saying this, seeing that he didn't believe it, I started the car and left again. As a result, the car was not fifty meters away, and I found that the reporter just now also entered a car and followed me."

"Follow it, just follow it. He is shameless, and I can't do anything to him. According to the plan, we still went to the supermarket."

"When our family of three bought things and came out of the supermarket, the car had just moved together. Unexpectedly, the grandson jumped out again and took a good photo of us. Okay, the matter was repeated again and again. This was the second time, I forgave him again, ignored him, and drove home directly."

"As a result, that night, when we were having dinner with our house, this grandson actually climbed over the wall and entered my house, and then eavesdropped on the gate. He was also stupid. He had never seen the market before, and he didn't know that the camera was generally pressed at the door of the villa. He thought he was quite secret, but in fact, our whole family was watching him as a live broadcast."

Guo Dagang smiled helplessly: "After we noticed that we found him, the grandson turned around and ran away. He didn't stand firmly and fell to the ground, and his ankle was twisted and broken. We really repaid our grudges with kindness. Seeing that he was injured, he even beat him 120. He thanked us at that time, but he never expected that as soon as this bastard entered the hospital, he immediately changed his mind and called the police to say that I would hit him."

Guo Dagang sighed: "Friends, good journalists these days, and even those who are really good at TM cannot catch up with a good prostitute - girl!"

"Well!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the audience immediately responded warmly.

"Old Guo said it well."

"Teacher Guo, we support you!"

...

"Thank you, thank you everyone." Guo Dagang hurriedly thanked the audience.

After the scene returned to quiet, he continued: "I don't know this reporter, but the TV station he is in has worked with me several times before. After this incident, the TV station sent a bullshit leader to me, an old lady in her forties, and she opened her mouth. Guo Dagang, you hand over 500,000 yuan. Let's settle this matter, otherwise you will be banned."

Speaking of this, Guo Dagang sneered: "I'm going to hide it from you. At that time, I told this aunt, 500,000 yuan? I'm five, your grandmother and grandson! Just your broken TV station, you have been talking big for so many years and making little money. I'm really enough. Whatever you love, I won't serve you yet!"

The audience laughed: "Okay, curse well!"

Guo Dagang took a sip of tea, "After I scolded this, the aunties were crazy. 'Wait, wait, Guo Dagang, you can't heal!' She left after cursing."

Speaking of this, Guo Dagang sneered again: "On the night when the aunts were scolded and ran away by me, the Chinese crosstalk industry held another meeting and unanimously voted to fire me, my little apprentice, to continue to speak crosstalk."

Speaking of this, Guo Dagang spread his hands: "Here, in front of so many audiences, I would like to ask the seniors in our circle who are full and have nothing to do, are you crazy? Help outsiders cheat themselves! How much money have you charged them? Besides, what do you think of yourself and want me to withdraw from the Chinese crosstalk world? Are you an imperial edict? I think it's all urging me, please treat me as soon as possible if you are sick!"

"Well!"

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Teacher Guo, you are the most awesome!"

Hearing this, the audience shouted with all their strength to look forward to their supportive attitude.

Guo Dagang took another sip of tea to moisten his throat: "This is what I do. I will tell you this to everyone, not just to make me happy. The last limerick poem is given to everyone--

I am depressed by law and always sing, and I sing forever every night, riding a horse and mule with my own benefit, and being honest and fair.

I was blind when I was building bridges and paving roads, and I killed and set fire to many people. I went to the west to ask me about the Buddha, but the Buddha said I had no choice.

"Everyone, let's do good things, don't ask about the future!" Guo Dagang bowed to the audience. After saying that, he looked at Liu La: "Okay, my business is over, it's up to you next."

"Well."

Amid the audience's cheering, Liu La smiled and said, "Okay, we're taking turns."

Guo Dagang also laughed: "Then look, I finally got a chance to scold these girls. How can the master not take you with me!"

Guo Dagang pointed at Liu La, and then said to the audience: "Everyone, I am not a partial child. I am the only one who is honest and honest. How honest is this child? When he was a child, he had poor left eye vision and always wore glasses. In other words, if you don't have good eyesight, you should be good at it. No, this child is still active and always makes trouble with his classmates or brothers. The glasses are very easy to break."

Guo Dagang sighed: "Oh, I really had no money at that time. It would take hundreds of times to match him with glasses. In the end, I couldn't do anything, so I had to tell him, Liu La, from now on, you are not allowed to make trouble with them. Your glasses are too expensive, and if you break them, the master can't afford it."

"Okay, master, I understand." This kid was so sensible that he agreed to me at that time.

Guo Dagang continued, "It will be a week later. One day, when I came home from outside, I found that the child had a fight with his fellow brothers again. I was very angry at that time and went over and patted him on the head. Liu La, did the master tell you not to make trouble with them? Where did you get your glasses?"

"He was also very scared when I discovered it. Master, I have glasses in my pocket."

"Where are you in your pocket?" Can you see them clearly without wearing glasses?"

"I can't see clearly."

"I can't see how you fight?"

: "Ah? Before making a fuss, I put on my glasses and looked at them, then put away my glasses, and played with them based on my memory..."

After Guo Dagang finished speaking, the audience laughed: "Haha, fight with memory."

Guo Dagang also laughed: "Friends, this is all true. Just think that I have been such an honest child since I was a child. I forced him to take action at that broken press conference that day. What a hateful scene. I have never heard of him telling about specific things, so I can't talk too much, so let's listen to him."

As he spoke, Guo Dagang walked out from behind the microphone and sat down on the side of the stage, just like an audience member.

"Come on, Mr. Liu!"

"Young Master Liu, you are so handsome."

Seeing Guo Dagang's actions, the audience knew that he was supporting his apprentice, so they gave Liu La an extremely enthusiastic response.

"Thank you, thank you everyone." Liu La hurriedly thanked the audience. Next, he told the audience all the dirty things that happened to him and Zhao Buzhu in a brain.

And after hearing what he said, the audience was also full of righteous indignation.

Several reporters who had been secretly recording videos in the audience kept sucking their teeth: "Tsk...ah! I did this and I can't mess with crosstalk in the future. Just Guo Dagang's mouth is really too harmful..."

Today is Valentine's Day, I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.

By the way, friendly reminder, you must not eat chocolate today. Because dogs will die if they eat chocolate...
Chapter completed!