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Chapter 32: The Cursing War with the Seniors

Liu La's battle was unprecedentedly strong, and soon, his real-name authentication for his application for an account was passed.

At this time, Yan Zheng sent another message: "Some people can only jump around for a while, but not for a lifetime. The real art of crosstalk should be based on teaching people to be kind and saving the public. Funny is never the purpose of art. Some people and their groups attract audiences by using vulgar means, which destined that they can only be a flash in the pan."

Yan Zheng is also an actor who has appeared on the Spring Festival Gala, and he is still a fan. After seeing his new content, fans who don’t know the truth immediately responded below.

"Mr. Yan said it well."

"Guo Dagang SB!"

"Boycott Deyun Club, start with me, start with everyone around you."

...

In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen similar comments appeared, including many meaningless, just for the sake of swearing.

Liu La really made them laugh. Without hesitation, he also replied under the solemn text: "I really don't agree with Mr. Yan's words. I am still young and dare not talk about what art is, but I know what needs are. Nowadays, housing prices are rising, oil prices are rising, and even sanitary napkins are rising."

"Our audiences are generally young people with higher education, most of them are urban white-collar workers. They don't need you to reason with him or talk about life. They graduated from Tsinghua University and Peking University and earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. You haven't finished a high school that talks crosstalk, and you are not qualified to point fingers at others."

"Mr. Yan believes that the fundamental reason for crosstalk lies in the education of high platforms. However, in fact, the reason why people watch crosstalk is entirely for happiness. Of course, we also know that teaching people well and persuading people to be kind is a good thing, but the premise is that if you want to teach others with a big mouth, they have to be happy to see you. So, let's try to make fun of it first. If one day crosstalk is no longer funny, it would be really funny!"

Because the number of words on the blog is limited, Liu La's passage is divided into three paragraphs.

Liu La's words were quite restrained and did not use any intense words. After all, Master Yan was not young anymore, and Liu La still maintained the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly.

However, although he respects the elderly, Master Yan did not think about loving the young.

I don’t know if Mr. Yan is taking medicine or he is older and has poor sleep quality. It’s already past one o’clock at night, and he is not asleep yet. He is so energetic.

After discovering Liu La's reply, he quickly responded: "I know you, you are Guo Dagang's apprentice who beats people, right? I have nothing to say about people like you, and you are not qualified to talk to me. Zhao Buzhu, who was injured by you, is a friend of mine. We often talk about the past and the present, drink tea and play chess together. This is a very pure junior. You can even play against him. You are simply called a human being!"

Liu La was so angry: "Why am I in vain? I have already told the media about the matter between Zhao Buzhu and me. Yan Zheng, you are an old artist at least, and you must be responsible for your words!"

Yan Zheng: "You are responsible for you. You can teach your children and grandchildren as much as you are. Your grandfather Liukawahara is the scum in our industry. Relying on his age, he once openly made things difficult for Mr. Jiang Bo's disciples in the competition. Moreover, this person is not a serious crosstalk study at all and has never taught in his life. On the day of his old age, he relied on his compassion for him by his peers, and then he bowed to a deceased senior as his teacher. Friends, this person is so shameless. From the human nature of his grandfather, you can see his grandson's character."

At this time, the solemn fans also discovered the conversation between the two, so they immediately ran to Liu La's blog like a mad dog and left a message-

"Get out of the entertainment industry."

"I still think of it as a crosstalk family. It turns out that I am the grandson of a shameless old liar."

"The whole family will not die a bad death."

Serious fans began to spray feces.

Of course, there were some sensible fans who expressed their doubts: "Hey, Teacher Yan made a mistake. Mr. Liu is Mr. Ma San's junior brother. He has worked with Mr. Ma San for the rest of his life to support Mr. Ma San. How can he be said to be a liar?"

"Catch a SB upstairs, it is suspected that it was Liu La and Deyun Club's Wu Mao, comrades, kill it."

Unfortunately, whenever such suspicious remarks appear, they will be immediately swept by countless trolls. In the blink of an eye, dozens of messages of insulting and cursing were added to Liu Laxin’s blog for certification.

The moment he saw these messages, Liu La was really angry. If Yan Zheng only targeted himself, Liu La would think that he was an artistic disagreement and could tolerate it no matter how he was. But now he actually involved his grandfather, and the messages sent by Yan Zheng's fans were all very hateful to target Liu La's whole family, then he would be unable to bear it.

Liu La directly swears: "Yan Zheng, I fuck you, uncle. I respect you as an old man, so I am more polite to you, but I didn't expect you to be an immortal. What qualifications do you have to comment on my grandfather? My grandfather was a national special crosstalk actor during his lifetime. He has appeared on the stage 7,300 times in his lifetime, of which 53 were performed in the Great Hall of the People, and he was specially received by the chairman 16 times after the performance. Which of these achievements is comparable to that of you Yan Zheng."

"My grandfather helped more than 300 college students during his lifetime, donated to 6 Hope Primary Schools and two Hope Middle Schools, and never made any statements about these things to the public! Can you do this solemnly without seeking fame and fortune?"

"My grandfather has been a teacher at Mr. Zhou Shan since he was a child, and he is a fellow disciple of the same school with Mr. Ma San. This is all well documented. You learn from Mr. Zhao Zhenkuo. Mr. Zhao calls Ma San Uncle Master, which means you have to call my grandfather Master. If you really count the seniority, I am a generation older than you. You have to call me Uncle Master. It would be fine if you don't call me, but you even openly insult the elders. Are you bullying the master and destroying the ancestors! You said yourself, have you been living people or living dogs for more than 60 years?"

Yan Zheng probably didn't expect Liu La's reaction to be so fierce, and he had data. He might have been scolded for being stupid and didn't know how to refute it. Liu La's counterattack was sent for more than ten minutes, but Yan Zheng didn't reply and was scolded until he surrendered.

Seeing that he did not respond, Liu La tentatively sent out another one: "Why don't you say anything? Is this surrender? Don't be on the side of a dead computer. I kindly remind you again, your friend Zhao Buzhu is really not a good thing, you'd better stay away from him. I know how to look at the photos. I just calculated that you two have a cheat. You two lack prisons for five elements. Be careful of being checked by the police."

Liu La waited for a while, but Yan Zheng still didn't answer. I don't know if he ran away or died, but he stopped.

Yan Zheng stopped talking, but Yan Zheng’s fans stopped doing it. A large number of trolls began to siege Liu La. For such people, Liu La was not polite to them and began to fight back with all his heart.

Bing Buliang: "Liu La, you stupid pig, be careful if you are hit by a car when you go out."

Liu La: "If I am a stupid pig, then you are a 2-pillow. Please remember, don't try to argue with a 2-pillow, because he will pull your IQ down to the same 2-pillow as his, and then use his own rich 2-pillow experience to defeat you."

The slut: "Liu La, you are just a disgusting maggot."

Liu La: "If I were maggots, then you would be an incompletely evolved life form, an alien with gene mutation, a chimpanzee with yin and yang disorders, and a hippo that was run over by Noah's Ark. You are simply spitting on the source of this word, the strongest waste in human history! You are not as good as a piece of gum that has been pissed by dogs on the roadside."

Yu Kaixin: "Liu La, your mother should have had an abortion when she gave birth to you."

Liu La: "Missage is better than you. If your father knew that you were born, he would definitely have shot you directly on the wall. I wondered, when your mother gave birth to you, did she throw the person and raise the placenta! Why are you so second? When you were born, your father must have been so excited that he threw you into the sky three times, but only received it twice, right?"

A thought of the remnant and prosperous: "Liu La, I know where your family lives. Believe it or not, I will find the brothers on the Tao to kill you."

Liu La: "Oh, I haven't seen someone like you who brags about such a fresh and refined style. I really want to print my size 43 shoes on your size 45 face. Do you know that you are such a cute, charming, diligent and hardworking bastard. I heard that you have recently become a rich man and recognized Erlang Shen as your master. I wish you success!"

...

In this way, Liu La and Yan's fans scolded each other.

In fact, Liu La himself is not very good at cursing people, but he is better than Liu La has the experience of his previous life. He took the online jokes from his previous life and Liu La used them directly to the right place, which almost cursed the serious fans.

In theory, all the serious fans are trolls and often scold other stars. They have already shown their experience and combat effectiveness. In fact, they are quite powerful.
Chapter completed!
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