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Chapter 33 On the Hot Search List

The winner was decided, and a verbal battle ended with Liu La's complete victory. The solemn fans made him dare not speak back after scolding him.

I felt so comfortable venting myself. Liu Laxin lay back on the bed with satisfaction and fell asleep in a short while.

But he didn't know that after he fell asleep, the entire Internet was in chaos.

There are recommendations for activity on the blog, and it is refreshed every hour. The battle between Liu La and Yan Zheng was very lively, but it unexpectedly won Yan Zheng’s blog to the second place on the activity list.

The blogs in this space are no worse than those in the previous world. They also have more than 200 million registered users, including night owls like Liu La, which must have at least hundreds of thousands of people.

In the middle of the night, the night owls were looking through the blog bored. Suddenly, when the new activity ranking was refreshed, they were surprised to find that the serious blog was actually ranked second in activity, and the night owls suddenly became energetic.

"Oh, isn't this Uncle Yan talking about crosstalk? He hasn't shown up for several years. He's almost out of the ranking of public officials. Why did he suddenly appear today? And the activity level in the blog is so high? Is this a prostitute-prostitution reporter caught?"

Driven by curiosity, the night owls clicked into the solemn blog.

After entering at one o'clock, they immediately discovered what Yan Zheng scolded Guo Dagang. They continued to look down and they also found what Liu La retorted.

/For a moment, the night owls were excited. It was so lucky to have such a lively view in the middle of the night!

The night owls began to stroke one by one, until finally, they finally got to the contents of Liu La and Yan Zheng's fans scolding each other.

People these days have never seen this! If Liu La had sent these swear words in later generations, at most he would receive a reply from "Congratulations to the owner of the post" on the Internet. But here, when these people saw the content posted by Liu La, they were all stunned, and they were simply shocked.

"Oh my go, which great god is this Liu La? It's too fierce to curse people!"

"You don't know Liu La? It's Guo Dagang's apprentice, the one who beats people two days ago."

"Haha, please don't argue with a 2-pinch, because he will make you the same 2-pinch as him and defeat you with your rich experience! This is too damaging, I like it."

"I don't know anything upstairs, right? I'm going to say the same thing, 'Did your mother throw away the person and raise the placenta' more satisfying."

"You are all wrong. I think it's better to print my 43-sized shoes on your 45-shot face."

"I-Damn, I'm worthy of being Guo Dagang's apprentice. I'll curse people one by one. How did I think of this!"

"I decided that I want to turn black into fans to this great master of spicy food."

In Yanzheng's book review area, these night owls began to worship Liu La directly, and they almost made Yanzheng's fans crazy. In just over a dozen minutes, Yanzheng's attention dropped from 30,000 to 27,000.

Some more rational people also questioned: "Teacher Yan is a senior after all, so isn't it good for Liu La to curse people like this?"

"Why are seniors who are not seniors? In this world, those who are more proud of being proud of themselves. He can't scold others. Who can I blame? The upstairs are not a serious and brainless fan, right?"

What’s funny is that when these doubts appear, they will immediately disappear into the vast ocean of the people, and they cannot even make a wave. This is just a flip with the previous form of both sides.

After a lot of trouble in the honest blog, the night owls ran to the blog that Liu La had just certified and started leaving messages.

"God, you are so awesome - sir!"

"Mr. Liu, I love you!"

"God, please take my knees!"

In a short while, thousands of messages were added to Liula's blog. As the messages continued to increase, when a new hour came, Liula was successfully ranked first in the new activity list by fans.

And as he became the number one, new attention also emerged, which became an uninterrupted vicious cycle...

At around 10 o'clock the next day, Liu La woke up. After waking up, he wanted to see if Yan Zheng had any new messages for him, so he logged into the blog.

The moment when the login was successful, when Liu La saw that his attention had increased from zero last night to 1.48 million now, Liu La was stunned.

"Damn, this website has gone down!" Liu La couldn't believe it, so he quickly clicked twice to refresh. However, the results of the two refreshes increased by more than 30 new attention.

Finally, when Liu La noticed nearly 100,000 messages below the blog, Liu La finally understood what was going on. It turned out that the more than one million followers were actually caused by his own swearing!

Liu La is so funny that she can’t help but laugh. This is called accidentally planting willows and willows to form shade. It’s a complete unexpected gain.

However, Liu La would never have thought that this was just the beginning at this time.

There is a special feature of Internet terms, because of its novelty and interestingness, that people will deliberately use it when communicating with others. This use itself is a highly contagious promotion.

In less than a week, as everyone used it unintentionally or intentionally, the words of Liu La scolding the seriousness began to spread on the Internet and even in reality.

Liu La's popularity, which said "created" by words, began to soar without surprise, and she actually became the first internet celebrity in this space.

To give an example, you can know how popular Liusai is now.

This week's online hot search list ranked first with a wedding video with a first-line male star one day later.

The second one is Liu La's sentence "Please don't argue with a two-pronged person, because he will make you the same two-pronged person as him, and defeat you with your rich experience!"

The third one is the news that a second-tier male star who debuted as an elective was injured in filming.

The fourth one was Liu La's words, "Did your mother throw away the person and raise the placenta?"

Liu La himself also ranked fifth on the hot search list with these golden sentences from his previous life. He cursed people so much that he became so popular. He dared not say that there was no one after another, but it must be unprecedented.

Master Yan Zhengyan, who has been away from the stage for a long time, has also been ranked 22nd on the hot search list because he became the background of these golden sentences. This is the first time in his life that he has been searched for by so many people. I don’t know whether it is joy or sorrow or how much his mood is...

The crew was shut down and could not film. Because the incident happened suddenly, Deyun Club did not arrange Liu La's performance. For a moment, Liu La had nothing to do.

It is necessary to arrange several performances for Liu La, which is just a matter of Guo Dagang. But now Deyun Club is a big group after all, and there are more actors. As a leader, Guo Dagang must be able to do a good job.

Take the last time for example. The last time Liu La gave Guo Dagang a supporting role, all he took was Yu Qianer's appearance.

If you have nothing to do, you have to have fun for yourself. Liu La just found some fun for yourself. Now he is popular, and there are a lot of people who leave messages on his blog every day. Some come to worship, and some come to seek new golden sentences.

Liu La is also seeing the good news. Faced with the request of his fans, he began to post the fun things circulating on the Internet in his previous life to his blog one by one.

Like Yugong moved the mountain - there was an old man named Yugong. There were two mountains at the door of Yugong's house, Wangwu and Taihang. Yugong thought these two mountains were in trouble, so he led his children and grandchildren to move the mountain away. There was a person in the village where Yugong lived. Zhisou, who was very smart. He mocked Yugong, "These two mountains are so big, you can't dig until you die." Yugong replied: "I will have a son when I die, and my son will have a grandson when I die. The descendants of the son are endless. Sooner or later, I will move the mountain away." Yugong's words moved the heavens, so God sent two gods to the earth to help Yugong have children...

I also had a short life - I first studied literature, but failed for three years. I changed to martial arts, and made mistakes in the school, and I was chased out by drum officials. I also went to business, but I met with cheating, robbers, and three met with bandits. So I studied medicine, and finally achieved success. I wrote a good prescription, accepted it, and died.

These jokes by Liu Lafa have also been loved by fans. However, what is most popular among fans is the story of young people and Zen masters. The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always several disadvantages that I hate. How should I change her?" The Zen master smiled: "The method is actually very simple... But have you heard of Amway?"

The woman asked the Zen master: "Why are some people who are shallow, ignorant, stupid and stupid, but can find a tall, rich and handsome man. But they are as smart as me, but they can never get out of the group?" The Zen master said without saying a word, took out a hundred-yuan banknote and another one-yuan banknote. The woman asked, "Master means that wealth will disperse one day?" The Zen master said, "No, look at his face."

The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, what does water look like when it boils?" Zen master: "Get out."

...

With these little jokes, Liu La's fans are always in a state of growth. Although they are not as amazing as the first few days, they also satisfy Liu La.

Perhaps the only person who was dissatisfied with was Liu La's mother Zhao Lijuan. She called and complained that Liu La's swear words were too ugly and that she could not brag about her relatives, friends, neighbors and colleagues. Liu La was speechless to her mother's frankness.

Soon, a week passed, just when everyone thought the storm caused by this verbal war was about to subside. A sudden accident once again made Liu La stand at the forefront...

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