"Well."

After the Deyun Club became popular, the audience now knew that they were applauding when listening to crosstalk. So when Liu La and Mr. Zhang walked on stage, the audience immediately heard a "pleasure" sound.

Amid everyone's voice, the two stood in the center of the stage, and after bowing, Liu La spoke first: "Thank you, thank you for giving me the applause alone."

"Wow." As soon as the audience said this, they started to cheer again.

Mr. Zhang was also happy: "Okay, it's just for you."

Liu La also smiled: "It should be for you to take another shot."

"Hua Huahua Huahua." The audience at the scene really gave face. After hearing this, they all applauded again. To be honest, not many of the people who can come to the Spring Festival Gala to celebrate the New Year are ordinary people, and they have to be considered top-notch people. They are generally of high education and experience, and are the so-called elite class.

The elite class generally has such a common feature, whether it is hypocritical, fake gentlemen or fake ladies, in short, they are more willing to cooperate with others, especially those things that do not require any price to show their high quality. But in fact, this is true. At least the joke at the beginning of Liu La is really more suitable for this occasion than the audience in the theater.

After the applause calmed down, Liu La continued, "Thank you, thank you for your support to us. Today is a good day. On New Year's Eve, the family will be reunited and the livestock will be prosperous. I am very happy to be able to gather with you on this occasion and on this occasion. This is our honor."

Speaking of this, the two of you bowed to the audience together: "Liu La and Zhang Wenshun, on behalf of BJ Deyun Club, I wish all your friends a happy family, good health and all the best. You will be lucky in the New Year."

"Wow, wow, wow." After the New Year greetings were spoken, there was naturally another warm applause.

After the applause, the crosstalk tonight was about to start. Liu La: "Happy, I will be happy to see everyone so happy. I feel so comfortable from the cracks in my heart. You all have a good life, right? Are you all happy? Okay, I remember you, I accidentally saw me in the aisle."

"You can wait a moment." Mr. Zhang hurriedly stopped him: "What do you mean? Why do I sound so awkward? It doesn't seem like good things?"

"It doesn't seem like good things?" Liu La glared: "It doesn't seem like good things, why? Why are you all happy and happy? I live so miserable, it's so unfair!"

"What are you doing? Did you drink chicken blood before coming?" Mr. Zhang also glared at him and asked: Why are you miserable? Why are you unfair? Tell us and listen to me."

"How miserable!" Liu La gritted his teeth when he heard this: "For example, everyone has been to the bathhouse, right? There is nothing to say. You can't go if you are ugly, you can't go if you don't have much money, and you can't go if you don't have the power at home?"

Mr. Zhang shook his head: "No, just give money to that place."

Liu La: "Okay, just wait for you. Why can't I go there if I spend money? As soon as I entered the door, a group of old women were slashing around me, and their faces were slashing. Why? It's too bullying, I didn't provoke them."

Mr. Zhang: "Ah, if you say this, they are wrong, they are a bit bullying. What should you do?"

Liu La snorted coldly: "What else can I do? A group of old ladies are too lazy to see them. I turned around and walked into the men's bathhouse opposite. Don't say hey, as soon as I enter..."

"You wait!" Before he finished speaking, Mr. Zhang interrupted again: "Are you entering the women's bathhouse? If someone doesn't hit you, you deserve it! You are such a big man, how could you go into the wrong bathhouse?"

Liu La blinked: "I'm not wrong."

"You're not wrong?" Mr. Zhang was stunned: "It's your intention, right? You deserve it, why don't you beat you to death!"

Audience: "Wow."

Liu La pointed to them: "Don't make a fuss, watch crosstalk without spending money, make a fuss of 13,000 yuan. It's not just a bathhouse, but also a bus. You always have to take the bus? I'm fine, right?"

"Then everyone let you sit?" Mr. Zhang nodded: "What's wrong? Someone won't let you sit?"

"Then look!" Liu La nodded violently: "I took the bus that day, and there were no people on the bus. There were many empty seats. I saw that there were empty seats. I took it over. You are familiar with me, and you also know that I am a little sick. The bus was so uncomfortable that I felt like I was sitting there. I felt disgusted when I opened the window and stretched out my head to blow the air, so I was so angry. As soon as I was poking out my head, a man in the two rows in front of me also poked his head out, and he glared at me 'go back'."

"Wow, then this person is a little unreasonable." Mr. Zhang shook his head: "But what he said is right. It is indeed dangerous to stick his head out. Why did you reply to him?"

Liu La: "Aren't I angry that? He glared at me, and I glared at him, 'No'! He was even more arrogant than him, 'What if I don't go back, right?' He covered his mouth, it was no wonder, I'm vomiting..."

"Wow." Mr. Zhang said again: "You are so disgusting!"

Liu La: "What a guy, I'm so full of dense faces that I can't see anything at all, just like a mask covered with a layer of facial mask. The dumplings, leeks and eggs that the elder brother ate for lunch, and there were shrimps in it, not to mention that it was really delicious."

"Well." The audience started to cheer again.

"Stop talking, I'm disgusting when you say it." Mr. Zhang also stopped him.

"Haha." The audience laughed.

Somehow it was so intimate. The filling mentioned in Liula program happened to collide with the stuffing prepared by grandma today. After he said this, the whole family felt a little disgusted. Other viewers who ate leek, egg dumplings at home tonight also felt nauseous when they saw the shrimps and cursed Liula in their hearts.

Amid the audience's laughter, Liu La continued: "Anyway, I am an unfortunate person. I have a miserable life, a miserable love, and a miserable job. I envy you very much, especially those who support you, listen to crosstalk on the platform and make money."

"We are the supporting actor to call you, which is so harmful to us." Mr. Zhang was not angry: "I said we have been talking for a long time, but I haven't asked you yet. What are you doing? Why is it unfortunate to work?"

"Don't you know me?" Liu La expressed a surprise expression: "I am a second-hand scientist!"

"You wait a moment, are there any scientists and second-hand ones?"
Chapter completed!