"What happened? Forgot the words?"

Faced with such sudden situations, everyone was obviously not prepared enough. It is indeed common to forget the words on the Spring Festival Gala. After all, people are not machines, so it is normal for such things to happen. Fortunately, most people who can make it on this stage have super abilities, so they can always get over this mistake.

But today, Liu La and Mr. Zhang are in different states from the previous situation. They are so well-rounded and very well-connected. If they hadn't watched their rehearsals before, others wouldn't have noticed that the performance on stage had been changed. Rather than saying it was a mistake, they seemed to be more prepared and premeditated.

Thinking of this, director Zhang Xiaohai felt a little nervous and had a bad premonition.

No one was exploring Zhang Xiaohai's heart. Under the stage, the audience was smiling, and the performance continued on the stage. Soon, Zhang Xiaohai would find that his worries were not lost for no reason.

Mr. Zhang: "Scientists? Scientists are not very good. What are you unhappy?"

"Yeah." Liu La's nose stretched out and shook her head: "I told you that scientists are not easy to do. Take me as an example. After being a scientist for so many years, he didn't make a penny, but he still owed a lot of debt. A group of people saw that the sky was blocking my doorstep to ask for debts, which forced me to lose my ability. Since I owe a lot of debt, I'll sell my ass!"

"Wow." The audience and Mr. Zhang made this sound together. However, the audience was to cheer, while Mr. Zhang stopped Liu La: "Why do you sound so awkward? What did you say just now? You say it again."

Liu La: "You see you misunderstood. You are so dirty! Did I mean that? I mean to sell myself and pay back the debt."

"That's right, what you said means the same as me." Mr. Zhang.

Liu La: "Selling oneself can also get points for the place. The Northeast is the best, especially in the Changbai Mountain area, where the place is the most valuable. After buying a train ticket, I went to Jilin."

Mr. Zhang frowned: "I really don't know the price, but how cold is the place in the northeast?"

Liu La: "You don't understand this. You only have babies in cold places. Other places grow fast, their nutritional value is not high, and they are not that valuable. Cold places grow slowly, and they are solid, and even beards can be sold at a price."

"Shouzi? Porcelain? Still nutritious?" Mr. Zhang's expression was very confused: "Are you selling yourself? Why can't I understand?"

Liu La: "Yes, it's just selling ginseng, but the ginseng I sell is different from them. They are all three grams and five grams, three liang and five liang. My hey, it doesn't matter if the beard is dug out, but they are all over a foot long. They are all the same as those of people's arms. It's four or five jin to weigh when they weigh on the scale."

Speaking of this, Mr. Zhang finally thought about it: "No, what kind of body do you sell? Ginseng! Which ginseng weighs four or five pounds? This is the carrot!"

Liu La: "I said it was selling ginseng. What I always said was selling ginseng. What do you think?"

Mr. Zhang: "I also thought it was selling ginseng."

Audience: "Haha."

Continue. Mr. Zhang: "Don't talk about selling ginseng for now. Let me ask you first. How can you, a scientist, still be able to bear a lot of debts? No!"

"Look, you don't understand this." Liu La said: "It's not easy to do in our career. Let me tell you. Scientists are sometimes even more bastard than you who speak crosstalk. Doing research may make the people curse the streets, and if they do a good job of cursing the streets, they will not give them a way out."

"Yes?" Mr. Zhang nodded: "If you say that, then you scientists are really a bit like us."

"That can you still lie to you." Liu La looked worried and said: "Just tell me, I have studied a lot of things over the years."

"Yeah, what have you studied?" Mr. Zhang was curious.

Liu La: "That's a lot. If I tell you a few, you will know how great I am. Let's put it this way, can you imagine that an eighteen-year-old girl was just a fourteen-year-old girl four years ago? According to surveys, people will lose a minute every sixty seconds in Africa. When most Chinese people sleep, most Americans are working. And the most important education is that the way we teach English in China is very wrong. In the United States, even elementary school students can speak fluent English."

"Wow!" At first, everyone hadn't reacted yet, but after thinking about it, the audience was immediately happy and shouted again.

"You are just studying these?" Mr. Zhang was helpless: "I said why did you get this way? Just the things you are studying, let alone selling your body, you deserve it even if you sell your blood!"

"Hey, what did you say!" Liu La looked straight: "You have never been beaten by a scientist, right? You have a big mouth slapped on your face, and blood flowed out along the corners of your mouth on both sides. You have been beaten with gingivitis! Don't fight back, I can't get up if I lie on the ground. Don't worry about getting it private if you don't have 50,000 yuan!"

"What kind of human nature are you?" Mr. Zhang helplessly: "How come you, a scientist, are more disgusting than a person who is trying to mess with him?"

"Wow! You are forcing me to lie down! You are ready for 50,000 yuan." As soon as you lift your robe, Liu La was about to lie down.

"You wait a moment, you wait a moment!" Mr. Zhang quickly stopped him: "Okay, I didn't earn 50,000 yuan in the Spring Festival Gala. You can lift your robe for 50,000 yuan. You can't even say that you can make money by chopping your legs!"

"Wow. Haha." The audience burst into laughter again.

Liu La: "Don't worry about whether we make money or not, just say you're convinced or not. I told you that the audience might not be sitting there with me. If you don't agree, I can't control them coming up to beat you."

"Don't, I'm convinced." Mr. Zhang quickly surrendered and asked Liu La: "We've been chatting for a long time. Just hearing that you are a scientist, what are you studying? Scientists must have a research project, right?"

"What am I studying? Don't you know me?" Liu La looked proud: "I am an earthquake scientist!"

The originally laughter and joyful atmosphere came to a complete silence as he said this.

Zhang Xiaohai and others in the director team also felt a sudden slap in their hearts...

ps: Sorry, I haven't updated these two days. I have something on my nose, I have done nothing, and I will not delay my normal work after finishing it. I will not delay my uncle's work. The surgery I had the day before yesterday, and I am still confused. I don't know if I have taken too many anesthetics.

Let’s look at tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and we will resume two updates every day...
Chapter completed!