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Chapter 1 Help you exhaust

It's September.

The hot temperature has not yet dropped completely.

In a dark alley in Wuzhou Antique City, the space around it suddenly became very distorted.

The next second.

A figure appeared here out of nowhere. Fortunately, there was no one in the alley, otherwise he would have been scared to death.

"For a whole thousand years, I, Chen Feng, came back."

A low voice came from the throat of the figure.

The man looks about twenty years old, about 1.8 meters tall, and his three-dimensional facial features are as delicate as a knife carving, and his eyes are full of depth that is hard to see through.

But his ragged long gown looked out of place with him, his long hair was dispersed, and his outfit was somewhat similar to that of a beggar.

After Chen Feng calculated his fingers, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Three years ago.

He was just an ordinary student from a medical university. Because his family lived in a mountainous area and was in a very poor condition, in order to reduce the burden on his parents, he often went to the mountains to collect herbs and sold them for the family expenses.

That time, when he was in a very bad mood, it was still in the mountains when it was dark. He remembered very clearly that a strong wind suddenly broke out in the sky. Then, he was swept into a black vortex. When he woke up, he found that everything had changed and he traveled to the fairy world.

After coming to the fairy world where the strong prey on the weak, Chen Feng experienced life-and-death life.

He finally made up his mind to become a strong man. By chance, he obtained various powerful inheritances.

In just a thousand years, he became the youngest immortal emperor in the fairy world and controlled a world.

After reaching the Immortal Emperor's cultivation level, his most miss was his parents on Earth. He wanted to go back to his hometown to see him.

He used the method of heaven to forcibly cross the void and finally returned to his hometown earth.

He just calculated that a thousand years have passed in the fairy world, but only three years have passed on the earth. So his parents are still alive?

Chen Feng felt the situation in his body, his heart was filled with bitterness, forcing him to cross the void after space. With the restriction of the earth, his cultivation level was completely dissipated, and even his body, the body of the Immortal Emperor, became messy, with only a few strands of spiritual energy left in his body that would dissipate at any time.

"I'm afraid that the strong men in my control of that world don't know that I've left."

Chen Feng whispered himself, and he walked out of the alley.

Walking in the antique city, the streets were filled with various street stalls, and strange gazes swept over him from time to time.

The steps under Chen Feng paused, his brows frowned slightly, and saw a fortune telling stall on the right, with a rectangular strip of cloth hanging next to the stall, which said "Immortal Master Fortune Telling" arrogantly.

As the Immortal Emperor, Chen Feng is very sensitive to the word "Immortal".

There were many people around this fortune telling stall, and they were also a bit famous in the antique city.

The fortune teller is a middle-aged man with a thin body with two beards on his lips and a black mole on his right chin. He is called Wu Xianshi by people in the Antique City.

After all, this place is not the fairy world. He dares to call himself an immortal for such an ant. Although he is unhappy, he does not want to waste time.

But Master Wu saw Chen Feng who was about to pass by at a glance. He said in a daze: "Look at this young man, his seal hall is black, and disaster will surely come in the near future."

"There is also the potential for his money to lose money between his eyebrows, which shows that he can only be a beggar for the rest of his life."

Master Wu directly regarded Chen Feng as a beggar.

Chen Feng sneered across his lips.

Yin Tang turned black? He was crossing the void after piece, his whole body was stained with dust.

And he looks like he is not a rich man at first glance, even a fool can tell.

"Chen Feng?"

A crisp sound of surprise suddenly came into Chen Feng's ears.

A woman with a delicate face, very soft facial features, very well-proportioned body proportions, and a typical Jiangnan beauty on her body was imprinted into his sight: "Su Jingyu?"

Chen Feng and Su Jingyu were classmates from high school.

At that time, Su Jingyu was still the recognized school beauty in the school. The ordinary Shen Feng and Su Jingyu did not have much intersection.

Having not seen him for so many years, Chen Feng did not expect that this former school beauty could recognize him at a glance.

Su Jingyu happened to be sitting in front of the fortune telling stall. It seemed that the immortal master Wu was telling fortune for her.

A fresh smile appeared on her face, and Chen Feng nodded slightly to her, and the two of them had said hello.

After all, in high school, they were not familiar with each other. In the past three years, there were only a few words they said.

Chen Feng sat down on the chair next to Su Jingyu casually. Since Master Wu took the initiative to mess with him, how could he say that if he didn't give him any reward?

When he was in the fairy world, Chen Feng had always been a master who could not bear any loss. He looked at Master Wu for a while, pretended to nod, and then pretended to shake his head.

Su Jingyu looked at this former classmate curiously. She knew that Chen Feng's family was very poor, but she would not end up begging for a living.

Master Wu touched his two beards, and he really thought he was Lu Xiaofeng, who was dressed as a knight with four eyebrows?

He said impatiently: "Be your beggar. I have no money to give you. I just gave you two words, but I won't accept any penny."

Chen Feng said calmly: "It is impolite to come but not come. I will give you a few words."

"Did you suffer from insomnia frequently recently? You can't get your stomach hurt? Your ability in that aspect has also declined significantly? Your appetite is not as good as before? Is there still serious bad breath?"

Master Wu was suddenly stunned. He had indeed had these symptoms recently. After seeing the doctor, he did not improve at all. He was all called by the beggar in front of him.

He was frightened by Chen Feng and asked involuntarily: "What should I do?"

Chen Feng smiled and said, "It's very simple. You have blocked stagnation in your body. You stand up and I can help you cure it now."

Concentrating part of the remaining spiritual energy in his body in the sound made Master Wu feel dazed and involuntarily obey Chen Feng's orders.

Chen Feng pointed at Master Wu's stomach with a finger, and a wisp of spiritual energy penetrated into his stomach.

The immortal master Wu, who came to his senses, immediately turned his face tense. He felt that something was wrong. He was an immortal master! He was actually frightened by a beggar. Who else would come to tell his fortune in the future?

"You fart, I don't have these symptoms. Do you, a beggar, think you are a miracle doctor? Get out of here quickly." Master Wu roared in anger.

Su Jingyu, who was sitting aside, was becoming more and more curious. Her beautiful eyes kept looking at Chen Feng. Based on Master Wu’s reaction just now, she could tell that the symptoms were all right by Chen Feng.

Master Wu was in anger and felt something was wrong. Why did he suddenly want to fart? And he couldn't help it.

Fortunately, the sound of this fart is very small, but the smell is enough.

All the people around the stalls frowned, and some even covered their noses.

Master Wu looked at a young man with yellow teeth beside him seriously and said, "It seems that your path to cultivation is still far away. As the bodies of immortals, how can we expel such filth? Pay attention to me next time, otherwise you will be driven out of the master."

Dahuangya is nominally the disciple of Master Wu Xian, but in fact he is responsible for teaching some people who come to make trouble.

Seeing the contemptuous gazes around him, Dahuangya was crying, and he shouted in his heart: "I didn't fart! How can this fart be so smelly? How can I stay in the antique city in the future!"

When everyone's eyes turned to Dahuangya.

Master Wu's face was wrong in an instant, and he felt like he was farting again. This time he became alert and tried his best to hold it in, and his face turned redder and redder.

His reputation as Master Wu cannot be ruined by a single thing!

The more I thought of farting became stronger and stronger, and he said in a voice: "I'll be here today. I'll discipline me as a disciple."

It was just when the words had just fallen.

Master Wu's face changed drastically. He really couldn't help it. He had reached the limit of patience.

"Hao—"

"Bang!"

"Tear--"

An extremely long fart sound echoed in the air.

Immediately afterwards, a loud bang rang out from behind Master Wu's butt, and his pants broke open directly, and he felt a chill on his butt.

A foul smell spreads in the air.

A fart broke his pants directly? Should I be so exaggerated?

All eyes were focused on the comfortable fairy Master Wu, and Shen Feng smiled and said, "The immortal master really has a body of a god. His fart is so extraordinary. In my opinion, the immortal master may be able to kill people with his farts. Standing behind you, you will really be killed by your farts."
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