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Chapter 2 Worthy of being an Immortal Master

After feeling refreshed.

Master Wu Xian's face turned completely gloomy. He knew that the beggar in front of him must be up to something.

I think Master Wu Xian also has some respect in this area of ​​Antique City. It took several years to build this reputation, but now it is going to be ruined by a beggar?

"Boy, you are disrespecting the gods. You will be punished by God. What did you do to me? You'd better kneel down immediately, so that you may be forgiven by the gods."

Master Wu Xian gritted his teeth, but because of his identity, he was not suitable to attack Shen Feng. He glanced at the big yellow fang and a curly-haired young man next to him, and put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look on his face.

The curly-haired youth has the same identity as Da Huangya, and he is also responsible for teaching some troublemakers.

After seeing the look in Wu Xianshi's eyes, Dahuang Ya and Curly Hair understood, and they quickly took two steps.

Dahuangya breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He was finally redressed. Now everyone should know that the first fart just now was also caused by Master Wu Xian. From a certain point of view, he was a little grateful to Shen Feng.

But he was grateful. He and Curly Mao all depended on Wu Xianshi for their livelihood. If Shen Feng was not allowed to bow his head today, Xianshi's fortune-telling brand would be completely destroyed.

"Boy, didn't you hear what my master said? Do you want to be punished by the gods? Kneel down immediately and pray for the gods' forgiveness." Big Yellow Ya said in a decent manner, but his mouth was full of yellow teeth, which made people laugh. It was extremely disgusting to see.

Curly Hair and Dahuang Ya were on the strong side, so they stood up to intimidate. Master Wu Xian was obviously threatening Shen Feng.

Master Wu Xian regained his serious look, and his performance skills can definitely win an Oscar. He completely ignored the chill on the back of his buttocks: "Don't be stubborn and kneel down to repent to the gods. This is the only way for you to wash away your sins." There's a way, you..."

But the sound in Wu Xianshi's throat suddenly stopped.

His face turned red again, and he continued to endure it. If he couldn't control his butt this time, his reputation would be completely ruined.

His teeth were clenched tightly, holding on for dear life, and his face was extremely red.

Shen Feng glanced at Su Jingyu who was sitting: "You'd better stand back."

Su Jingyu pursed her moist lips, stood up thoughtfully, and took about ten steps back.

Of course Shen Feng also retreated along with him.

Master Wu Xian finally didn't feel like farting anymore. He held it back. He finally held it back and a smile appeared on his face. Just when he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a stream of air flowing down his esophagus and rushing toward his throat. , he had no time to react at all.

"Huh——"

Master Wu Xian let out an extremely loud and long burp. His mouth seemed to be filled with a hurricane, and his cheeks were bulged high. But why was the sound of this burp so strange? It seemed to be exactly the same as farting?

Not only that.

After this unusual hiccup sounded, a stinky smell like a cesspit wafted out of Wu Xianshi's mouth, and his entire lips were stained with a layer of yellow.

Master Wu Xian was stunned. He felt as if he had swallowed a large amount of feces in his mouth. Waves of foul smell stimulated his taste buds, and he immediately bent over and vomited.

The onlookers standing closer felt as if someone had farted on their heads in front of them, and their stomachs were churning.

This Master Wu Xian is too, too awesome, right?

They really didn't know how to describe Master Wu Xian, and in the end they could only describe it as awesome. It was the first time they saw someone fart with their mouth.

The Immortal Master is indeed worthy of being an Immortal Master!

Su Jingyu stepped back, her eyebrows furrowed, the air here was a bit turbid, her beautiful eyes stared meaningfully at Shen Feng, she was on holiday today, and came to the antique city for a stroll. She had also heard about antiques. Wu Xianshi in the city was very famous, and she had encountered some troubles recently, so she wanted to give it a try and asked Wu Xianshi to have a fortune telling.

After vomiting, Wu Xianshi no longer cared about his image. Is there any difference between him now and eating feces? He shouted: "I'll beat this kid to death."

Dahuang Ya and Curly Hair were also shocked by the fart in Wu Xianshi's mouth. At this moment, after coming back to their senses, the two of them continued to stride towards Shen Feng, wanting to teach this blind man a good lesson. beggar.

Su Jingyu stood next to Shen Feng, a look of worry appeared on her face, and she had already taken out her mobile phone from her pocket.

"Master Wu Xian, it's better not to hold your fart in. If it doesn't come out from the hole below you, of course it will come out from the hole above you." There is not much spiritual energy left in Shen Feng's body, and even if he doesn't use it up, it will still go away. have dispersed, and now his body of the Immortal Emperor has become a mess, temporarily losing its function of storing spiritual energy.

A few rays of spiritual energy were forced out of the body, and the ordinary people present would naturally not feel anything unusual.

These strands of spiritual energy flew towards Big Yellow Fang and Curly Hair.

"Tear! Tear! Tear!——"

A shocking scene happened. The clothes and trousers on Dahuangya and Curly Hair were completely torn apart. In an instant, they had no covering whatsoever.

I felt a lightness on my body.

Women's screams sounded again all around.

"Shameless."

"I'm going to get a needle eye."



Dahuang Ya and Curly Hair's faces turned blue for a while, and then they squatted on the ground and covered their lower parts tightly with their palms.

It’s really evil today. Could it be that it’s all the work of this beggar?

Master Wu Xian was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He pulled out a huge Zang Ao from the iron cage next to him.

He spent a lot of money to buy this Zang Ao, and it can also become a fighting force when necessary.

After seeing this ferocious Zang Ao, everyone around them backed away in horror. It would be no joke if they were bitten by this big guy.

"Boy, I still don't believe that Master Wu Xian can't cure you today."

"Abao, give it to me."

Master Wu Xian let go of the Zang Ao called Abao and pointed his finger at Chen Feng.

Seeing that Zang Ao was about to pounce on Shen Feng, Su Jingyu also knew the danger of Zang Ao, and she wanted to tell Shen Feng to run away.

There was only the last ray of spiritual energy left in Chen Feng's body, and he injected this ray of spiritual energy into Zang Ao's body through the air.

Anyway, it will dissipate on its own if not used.

Zang Ao, who was originally extremely vicious, actually froze in place, with a look of pain on the dog's face.

Seeing that Zang Ao was motionless, Master Wu Xian gently kicked Zang Ao on the butt: "A Bao..."

It's just that he hasn't finished speaking yet.

"Huh--" a loud sound came from behind Abao's butt.

Did this dog fart too? And the fart was so powerful that it even spurted blood from behind.

Master Wu Xian's kick on Abao's butt was knocked out by a fart. His feet became unsteady and he fell to the ground.

The head happened to be under Po's butt.

This fart was so loud that even blood sprayed out. This Zang Ao, named A Bao, was a fart. It completely collapsed and sat directly on Master Wu Xian's face.

Master Wu Xian really wanted to cry, how easy it is for him! He became a liar to earn a living, but he ended up like this today.

Who asked him to involve Shen Feng to his death?

Shen Feng didn't pay attention to such a small person: "Master Wu Xian, your dog can fart just like you."

Finished.

Shen Feng walked outside the antique city. He didn't want to waste time on such a small character.

Su Jingyu was stunned for a moment, then she hurriedly followed out: "Chen Feng, wait for me."

As a smart woman, Su Jingyu naturally saw that all this was related to Shen Feng. In her eyes, this ordinary boy in the past now revealed a kind of mystery, which prompted her to want to uncover this layer of obstruction. her veil.
Chapter completed!
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