Chapter 109 I heard that shit can pop out
The most important thing Chinese people lack is people watching the fun. When Xu Jinning was pestering Tang Xiaoxiao just now, several classmates were already watching. At this time, when the students here vomited and had diarrhea, they said they were so angry that this attracted the students who were good.
At this time, whether it was the students walking around or the students studying in the classroom, Hula Chao all came out, and dozens of people could watch at once, and the corridor was instantly scattered.
Seeing the more people around him, Xu Jinning's face turned dark green, which was embarrassing.
Thinking of this, Xu Jinning quickly winked at the bodyguard again, and the bodyguard's face turned a little green, thinking to himself, Master, I can do it, but you just released smoke, how can I push this tank? Isn't this a problem for those who are subordinates?
The bodyguard was helpless, but the young master had already winked. He had to push the tank even if he didn't. There was no way. The bodyguard suddenly stood up and shouted: "What are you all watching? I ate seafood yesterday and got a bad stomach. Can't you fart?"
"Ahem... Isn't it okay for me to fart, but people have said that loud farts don't smell bad, and stinky farts don't sound bad, but how did you do this loud and smell bad? Are you cheating?"
"Ahem..., hey, my goodness, buddy, really, your farts are so irritating to the eyes. You have done all the rhinitis of my five or six years at once. Awesome, awesome, oh... but it's just a little disgusting."
"Yes, yes, it's so disgusting. This is a big deal. This is just shit!"
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The few onlookers who had just been smoked all retching on the wall and complained to the bodyguard that although the bodyguard's face was said to be red, it was his responsibility to share the worries for the head. Seeing that the firepower was fired at him, the bodyguard was still a little happy.
Of course, the most important thing is that he saw Xu Jinning throwing praises to him. This was recognized by his master. If he could be recognized by his master, then the promotion and salary increase in the future will not be a problem. Thinking of this, the bodyguard was a little excited.
Looking at the double act of the master and servant, Ye Xinhua, who had not spoken, laughed. Do you think the matter is over like this? How could it be? The power of the stinky fart talisman is more than this.
You should know that the "Maoshan Primary Talisman Record" says: This talisman is very powerful, with loud farts as loud as thunder, often accompanied by yellow smoke, and has a strong recoil. If you are not careful, you will easily jump out of your shit!
Now Xu Jinning just released a stream of yellow smoke, but the following sentence is very recoil, and it is not possible to pop up if you are not careful. However, Ye Xinhua's system will talk nonsense without knowing that the possibility of popping up is almost 100%.
The bodyguard was also trying to get a promotion and salary increase at this time. He was pointed at by a group of classmates but was not afraid at all. He fought against the scholars and led the war to him frantically. In this way, he gradually rescued Xu Jinning from the whirlpool of the storm.
I have to say that the bodyguard still has the ability to public relations for crisis. By raising hatred, Xu Jinning can help save the situation. If everything develops according to the bodyguard's expectations, it will eventually end up in a bad mood, and Xu Jinning's face will be saved.
But sometimes God doesn't let some people get what they want, such as Xu Jinning.
At this time, the bodyguard in black was spitting everywhere, and was warmly celebrating the other party's female family with the people around him, saying words to have sex with the other party's female family. The scolding was like blushing, and he really put in a lot of energy.
But just when the black-clad bodyguard was still yelling at ten people, he suddenly heard a sound that was earth-shaking.
Bang, puff~
And with this sound of sniffing, everyone could hear an indescribable stench, and several classmates vomited.
Ao...ao...
"The grass mud horse, it smells so bad. You ate the manure at noon!"
"Also, you idiot black sunglasses, you said you were the ones who put this fart on. Have you heard that your master exploded?"
"That's right, that's it, but you're really a good dog who is loyal and loyal, but your master doesn't have any face!"
"Hahaha... It's so interesting. My bodyguard kept making things smooth. This guy actually missed it. He is really a talent. By the way, who is this guy?"
"You don't know, a senior in our junior year, a rich second generation, Jin Xuan Jewelry Business School boss, a well-known figure."
"Oh my god, it's him. My mother has bought jewelry at his house. This is a rich man, but why does this rich man fart so badly?"
"Hey, you don't understand it now. Rich people eat differently from us. And there are some very perverted people who like the tune, which is inevitable to get infected with some fungi. You know, so it's OK to have a bit of taste."
"I'll go, what you said is disgusting, but it makes sense that he won't really like that tune, right!"
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A group of students gathered together and chattered. The bodyguard looked at Xu Jinning with a blue face. Master, you are too worried. I kept taking things on myself, and it was about to succeed. As a result, you exposed me in a mess. It’s not that I don’t help you, but you really can’t help you!
The bodyguard is speechless now, what else can I say? Even if I say it out loud, I can't help my young master cover up my face. Moreover, the young master is eating something that I can't digest today. This fart is so stinky!
The students were chattering around Xu Jinning. Xu Jinning's face was much darker than dark green at this time. At this time, Xu Jinning was trying hard to clamp his legs because he felt that he was going to have a big one!
The students pointed and said, Xu Jinning had never lost such a big person in his life. At this time, he was so angry that his whole body trembled. Of course, it might be because he was so angry that he could hold it in. At this time, Xu Jinning was angry and pointed at the group of students around him and shouted: "You mom, you all look at the chicken 8, go roll, get out of here!"
Xu Jinning shouted loudly, but these college students are all new young people in the new era, each with their eyes standing straight, and never bowed to Xu Jinning, a capitalist evil force. What's wrong, it's all new to China, you still want to play the feudal landlord master's trick, there is no door, come, if you don't accept it, do it!
"Cao, you can leave as soon as you say, what if I don't leave!"
There were also thorns among the students, and they stared at Xu Jinning and shouted at him. Xu Jinning was really anxious and shouted angrily: "Damn your mother, if you don't leave, I'll kill you... I'll go, it's not good to come again!"
Chapter completed!