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Chapter 110 The Sad Young Master Xu

Puff ~

I felt that the situation was not good, Xu Jinning tried hard to tighten the chrysanthemums and clamped his legs, trying to release the farts with as little airflow as possible, so as to save the earth-shaking, and was regarded as a laughing stock by these SB students.

But there is a saying that goes, farts come like a mountain, and you can't run away even if you want to. Just when Xu Jinning was controlling the size of the airflow excreted by his body, he suddenly felt a rumbling sound in his stomach, followed by the butt that was already under the city, suddenly became pressurized, and with a loud bang, it exploded out as a whole. At the same time, the yellow shit mixed in the middle of the fart also burst out suddenly.

Poke ~~

The fart was completely sniffed. With a sniff, the rich smell instantly filled the entire space. Ye Xinhua took Tang Xiaoxiao and quickly retreated, which was so stingy. This time it was no longer a fart smell, but it was just a 2800-year-old shit smell.

All the students smelled the pungent smell and retreated in fear. At this time, Xu Jinning's face showed a little relief expression. His butt was a chemical weapon, which was penetrated around his stomach. If it was not eliminated in time, it would cause adverse reactions such as stomach pain and sour chrysanthemums.

So when he let go of this fart, Xu Jinning actually felt an indescribable sense of pleasure, but this sense of pleasure lasted only a few seconds, because after a few seconds he heard a weird scream that was absolutely terrifying!

"My grass, look at me, this SB guy pulls his pants!"

A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and a roar was heard. Everyone looked at Xu Jinning like a monster. Each of them stared at the size of a light bulb. At the same time, they covered their mouths and pointed at Xu Jinning's butt and whispered, not a snickering sound.

Xu Jinning was pointed at by someone and was stunned. At this time, he remembered that he was very sexy today and wore a white suit and his underwear was also white. Everyone knows that white cannot hide the color. Once something happens in the crotch, he will be discovered instantly.

For example, just now, Xu Jinning felt comfortable and printed a light yellow daisy on his butt.

The students were almost laughing and Xu Jinning completely collapsed at this time. How strong people need to be able to face the matter of pulling their pockets calmly and calmly with the fingers of a group of people!

Others don’t know, but Xu Jinning has the urge to die at this time. It’s too embarrassing and too embarrassing!

The most important thing is that Xu Jinning made a shocking fart in front of Tang Xiaoxiao this time. How will Xu Jinning face Tang Xiaoxiao in the future? This is simply a life-threatening death!

Xu Jinning now just wants to escape from here as soon as possible and escape from this sad place, and his stomach rumbling again, as if he had already begun to prepare for the second wave of attack. Moreover, the second wave brought more shit than the first time, and it was probably more lethal than the first time.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning ignored everything else and ran out of the building. At this time, the students who were blocking the road were frightened and shouted loudly like a plague god, "I'm all go away. I don't want to be ruined by this bastard!"

I don’t know who roared, but the next moment everyone made way for Xu Jinning. At this time, Xu Jinning ran out like crazy, and was spraying smelly farts behind his butt. The powerful recoil made Xu Jinning’s escape faster. At this time, Xu Jinning, who was escaping, looked like a motorcycle, with constant accompaniment along the way.

Puff, buff, puff, puff~

The whole person ran out like a thrust on the back of his butt. Seeing this, the two bodyguards behind him immediately shouted: "Young Master, wait for us, let's pick up the car!"

At this time, Xu Jinning had already run downstairs and went downstairs. Looking at the people coming and going, Xu Jinning's face turned pale. No, he could not walk through the campus like this, otherwise if he was discovered, he would be miserable and would be embarrassed to the whole school.

Now I have to find a car to go home. My car is no longer used. The car is parked a little far away. It will take a long time to pick up the car in the second parking lot of the school. But what should I do if I don’t pick up the car now?

When Xu Jinning was at a loss, a taxi suddenly drove to Xu Jinning.

"Where are you going, are you leaving?"

"Let's go to the Taihu Villa!"

Xu Jinning said, quickly opened the back seat of the car and sat in. The driver smelled the nose and said in confusion: "Why is the smell of feces? The school septic tank is dewy?"

Xu Jinning heard this and said nothing. The car drove quickly and quickly left the school gate. At this time, Xu Jinning's fart was coming up again, and she couldn't help but let out a fart.

Xu Jinning felt a little embarrassed in an instant. He was both the driver and the driver in the car. He couldn't even rely on others. Just when Xu Jinning was embarrassed, the driver exhaled and smiled: "Haha... young man, do you know? The fart is the endless shouting of the food you eat into your stomach!"

"Uh... driver, you still listen to literature and art."

Xu Jinning smiled after hearing the driver's words. After all, the driver's master was a relief for him!

But just when Xu Jinning secretly praised the driver for being a human being, he heard the driver say in a slightly complaining voice: "But young man, your shouting just now is too loud. I thought it was a tire blowout!"

(⊙o⊙)…

Xu Jinning ran away, and the students in the corridor all secretly amaze themselves to the point where a person could actually make a flower. This is simply the king of farts!

The students walked away with a smile while talking in groups of three or three. Only Ye Xinhua and Tang Xiaoxiao were left in the corridor. Tang Xiaoxiao pinched his nose and looked at Ye Xinhua and said, "What are you doing?"

Ye Xinhua shrugged and said, "The effect is not bad!"

"It's pretty good, but it's a bit damn. Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. The military training has ended. The school has given us two days of rest. I'm going home. I haven't seen Baoer and Sister Xueer for a long time. I miss them. Do you want to go back with me?"

Ye Xinhua nodded after hearing Tang Xiaoxiao's words, "My affairs have come to an end. I just happened to go back with you. When will I leave?"

"See you in the car park in ten minutes, I'll take you home!"

Tang Xiaoxiao said, Ye Xinhua nodded when he heard this, returned to the dormitory and said to the three brothers in the same dormitory, carrying the bucket of raising human-eating carp and walking towards the parking lot. When he arrived at the parking lot, Tang Xiaoxiao had arrived. The two of them had not had much greetings, so they rushed back home and arrived at home. When Ye Xinhua saw that it was more than 3:30 in the afternoon, but when he pushed the door, he saw Ai Baoer sitting on the sofa, holding the phone and talking to someone, and the content was very strange.

"Hey, Xiaojun, are you sure that the place is haunted?"

"I'm sure. I heard a lot of people say that the place is haunted. What about the captain? My news is absolutely reliable. Will our expedition team go out?"

"Well, as long as the news is reliable, you can inform me, and the team will prepare, and we will go out tomorrow night to conduct an adventure."
Chapter completed!
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