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Shi Hu was forced away by the two of them.

Aling was also filled with reluctance, but walked away step by step under Lu Xiaoxian's determined eyes.

"I didn't realize it. He's quite loyal at a young age."

After they left, Lao Dan wandered around, looked at Lu Xiaoxian and said.

"There's no sense of loyalty. All I'm doing is asking them to buy more food and wine."

Lu Xiaoxian wanted to get close to him, so he put an arm around his shoulders first and it would be natural. But the pungent smell instantly made him flinch away.

"You're pretty good at pretending. Okay, now that they're gone, it's time for us to get started."

The old man sat cross-legged on the ground.

"etc."

Lu Xiaoxian stopped again.

"what happened again?"

Lao Dan's tone was drawn out and he was impatient.

"Don't you think you stink?"

Lu Xiaoxian stared at him.

"After all the push and pull, you still don't want to listen?"

The old man jumped up again.

"It's nothing, nothing, I just want to rub your back."

Lu Xiaoxian wanted to explain further, but Lao Dan struck with a punch. Lu Xiaoxian was knocked over several times by the punch, and fell to the ground safely. The objects in his hands were scattered on the ground.

"You old guy, you don't have martial ethics, and you actually carry out a sneak attack."

"If you don't want to give me face, then don't blame me for being rude."

Lao Dan walked towards Lu Xiaoxian step by step.

"Then you have to find a fairyland or a peak, so that you can reflect your status as a master. You can't just sit on the ground beside the horse manure and talk loudly."

Lu Xiaoxian looked pained.

Lao Dan thought for a while, and it seemed that what he said made sense: "Did I blame you wrongly?"

"Um."

Lu Xiaoxian was very obedient and nodded repeatedly.

"Okay, I'll take you with me."

As he said that, Lao Dan picked up things on the ground, grabbed Lu Xiaoxian by the collar, jumped lightly, and walked among the weeds and treetops. After a while, he came to a big rock on the top of the mountain.

"Oh, this is all right!"

Lu Xiaoxian nodded. There was not much left in the Three Treasures and Six Palaces, and he vomited all the way. The smell of corpses was really not something that ordinary people could bear. Looking at Lu Xiaoxian who rolled his eyes, he could get a general idea.

Lao Dan pulled Lu Xiaoxian to sit down, and he also sat down side by side with Lu Xiaoxian. He began to talk endlessly. Years of words poured out in an instant.

But fortunately, there is still a bit of atmosphere. When the wind is going smoothly, Lu Xiaoxian looks emotional and expresses his empathy. When the wind is going against you, fuck you, let me finish vomiting first before talking, I really can't bear it.

During this period, Lu Xiaoxian couldn't vomit many times, so he forcibly picked him up and made him sit up. He also gave him a loving hug from time to time. Lu Xiaoxian was really disgusted to death. He cried, made noises, went crazy and laughed.

After listening to his experience, I was a little disgusted. But it was really funny. Lu Xiaoxian already had abdominal cramps and was laughing unbearably. It was not fun, it was really stinky.

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxian was still nauseous, Lao Dan patted him on the back and accused him like an old friend: "You are so disgusting. You keep vomiting and there is dirt all over the floor."

When Lu Xiaoxian heard this, he glared at Lao Dan and pointed at himself.

"I feel sick? Vomit..."

Before Lu Xiaoxian could finish his sentence, looking at his face, she couldn't bear it anymore and vomited again.

Lao Dan had almost finished talking. He opened his bag, took out the beef with soy sauce, and ate and drank while talking. He seemed to be comforting Lu Xiaoxian.

"Don't yell at other girls all the time. Be gentle with her. Otherwise, you will live a bachelor's life. Besides, it's good to have a few idiot friends when you are born to relieve your boredom."

After Lu Xiaoxian heard this, he thought to himself: You are too arrogant to relieve your boredom. I almost got killed by an old guy like you, but you are trying to relieve your grandfather's boredom. At this moment, young master, I am still in the tiger's mouth, being nurtured by you.

"Hey, then how did you become a pile of bones and how are you still alive?"

"Well, well...he's just an old guy anyway, so don't ask."

Seeing Lao Dan hesitate, if his face had flesh and blood, he would have looked hesitant. He explained clearly how he came to Lu Xiaoxian. As for everything that happened before, he kept silent. Lu Xiaoxian kept asking, and he only

He said there was an old thing and never said it again.

Suddenly, Lao Dan thought of something again.

"Yes, I just installed teeth. Is the gap between my teeth that big?"

Listening to Lao Dan's words, Lu Xiaoxian became more certain that this was a snake syndrome. He immediately pulled off his gums and took a piece of meat and placed it on it to make gestures.

"You don't need too much, just one piece is enough."

However, when Lu Xiaoxian saw how he was eating, he realized what he said: Living is a waste of food. Drinking is the same, but it is just passing through your mouth and splashing bones to comfort yourself.

Suddenly, Lu Xiaoxian stared at him again, and Lao Dan knew what Lu Xiaoxian meant.

"Don't look at it, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart. All the worldly things can only be enjoyed and displayed, but they are not available."

Lu Xiaoxian snorted and said, "You are the only one who has gone through wine and meat and kept the Buddha in your heart. I think you are out of loneliness."

Lao Dan suddenly stopped, turned to look at Lu Xiaoxian, and said, "Gao, I hit the nail on the head. He just broke through the loneliness."

"Didn't you say that you have lost consciousness a long time ago? How does this meat and wine taste?"

Lao Dan went back to chew the beef carefully and said, "You are so stupid. What else can wine and meat taste like? It just tastes like wine and meat!"

Lu Xiaoxian was speechless and turned his head to one side.

"Since you are so lonely and you still eat, isn't that a waste of food? If you ask me to accompany you, isn't that a waste of my time?"

Lao Dan glanced sideways at Lu Xiaoxian and laughed.

"I told you, don't be so stingy. You still have some meat, I see you're unhappy. Come on, give it."

With that said, Lao Dan grabbed a handful of meat slices and handed them to Lu Xiaoxian.

Lu Xiaoxian pushed it away and said, "Don't, don't, these are all yours, be good, give them to me and eat them well. Eat and drink enough, you will be fat and free."

"You're so funny, do you think I can be fat for nothing if I look like this..."

He was still nagging, and Lu Xiaoxian turned his head to the side. From time to time, he wanted to hook up with Lu Xiaoxian, but he was pushed away by Lu Xiaoxian's two-finger pliers.

"Now that I've finished talking about my story, let's talk about you!"

"I just joined the world, and I have nothing to say."

…

Looking at Chen Daoxuan and the others, they returned to the town, dispersed, and hurriedly went to buy all kinds of delicious food. Knowing that they couldn't find an expert to ask for help, they only had this option, to stop his mouth first.

Filling his stomach can always bring peace for a while! Everyone is of the same mind, no one wants to escape, so the steps are very fast.

Even Dou Xiaodou, who was scolded, became a very busy person after everyone explained. In less than half an hour, everyone had already gathered together carrying large and small bags, and even called a carriage.

Everyone agreed to gather outside the town after finishing their work. However, after waiting for a while, there was no sign of Shi Hu.

"This Shihu is really delaying things. If it's too late, Lu Xiaoxian will probably be just like the old guy, with only a pile of bones left."

Dou Xiaodou stamped her feet anxiously.

"I think we'll leave him alone for now. Let's go first."

Chen Dao

Everyone nodded and set off immediately.

Now the old man had finished eating the wine and meat, shaking his empty wine bag.

"Gone."

"Then there's nothing we can do. They won't come back. I don't have a close relationship with them. Now, it's up to you!"

Lu Xiaoxian acted like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"you sure?"

Lao Dan's voice became gloomy again.

"I've been lying to you. You're too stupid to even notice it."

Lu Xiaoxian told him clearly.

Lao Dan let out a breath and pressed his head more than three inches in front of Lu Xiaoxian. Lu Xiaoxian was frightened.

"Then..." Lao Dan's voice became frightening again. Suddenly, the conversation changed and he said: "Then, I will hang out with you from now on! But as promised, you have to control my food and drink."

Lu Xiaoxian was also surprised.
To be continued...