Chapter Forty-Nine Uh Huh(2/2)
"really?"
After asking this, Lu Xiaoxian felt a little regretful. If he kept eating and wasted food, how much would it cost?
"It's quite interesting to see you kid, just have enough food and wine."
Lao Dan took his head back and shook his head proudly.
"If that's the case..." Lu Xiaoxian had another evil smile on his face, "Hey, then you should call me first and listen."
"I'm going, I want to make friends with you, I didn't say I'd be a kid for you."
The old man was restless again.
"Being a kid? Don't tell me whether you are a boy or a girl. No one would dare to ask for you. But my friends all call me Young Master, so why don't you listen to me?"
"Go, go, let's cool off."
"Okay, you don't have to scream. How about we find some water first and wash away the smell of shit on your body? Otherwise, no one would want to stay with you if you act like this."
Lu Xiaoxian showed a look of disgust.
"Birdlike? Ha!!!"
Lao Dan was very excited. Lu Xiaoxian stood up, as if he had achieved some goal. He had a strange smile on his face and it really looked like he deserved a beating. In fact, what he was thinking in his heart was this: "You have to feed the stone tiger when you are riding it.
If I ride this old guy in the future, huh?"
"Why are you giggling? Didn't you agree to take a shower?"
Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly nodded in response. Looking at Lao Dan sitting there, he had another strange idea and grabbed Lao Dan's cloak. He had previously disliked him for being dirty, but he was already extremely dirty, so he didn't care about it for now.
Lao Dan felt something was wrong and quickly asked: "What do you want to do?"
Lu Xiaoxian smiled at him and said nothing. He made sure that he had a firm grip and that the skeleton could not slip away, and then jumped down from the mountain in one step. In the air, he picked up the old man and threw it away. Just like in some places in the north in winter.
It's like throwing a fire wheel, extremely fast.
"ah……"
Lao Dan's voice began to tremble.
"I'm calling you an old thing to scare me, and I'll see if I don't kill you. Call me me."
Lu Xiaoxian was yelling.
"Little...ah..."
Lao Dan has lost his voice and cannot control himself.
Lu Xiaoxian carried Lao Dan around in the air many times, and finally landed in an open area in the valley. There happened to be a stream flowing through, and several large rocks gathered together to form a stone pool. Lu Xiaoxian carried Lao Dan and jumped in, swinging
He raised his hand and turned it left and right, only to see the old man being smashed into the water.
"Ah, oh, ah, oh..."
The old man screamed.
"You old guy, do you still dare to scare me in the future?"
"No no no..."
Whenever Lao Dan opened his mouth, there were no words.
Lu Xiaoxian then swung him back and threw him out. Hearing a clicking sound, Lu Xiaoxian knew that something was wrong and he had gone too far. The old man was thrown on the stone and slid along the stone to the downstream outlet.
Lu Xiaoxian didn't dare to look back and pretended that nothing happened. Anyway, he was unconscious and it wouldn't hurt.
"You little thing, bastard..."
When Lao Dan slowly got up and opened his gums, he immediately gave Lu Xiaoxian a slap in the face.
Lu Xiaoxian ignored him, took off two layers of long clothes, and revealed his true body. It was empty and unobstructed. Like a loach, he started scrubbing himself.
After Lao Dan vented his anger, he saw that Lu Xiaoxian had his back turned to him and did not verbally abuse him. He thought to himself: This guy really regards himself as one of his own.
Thinking of this, I felt much better. After thinking about it for a moment, I felt something was wrong. I stepped forward and said to Lu Xiaoxian: "Hey, old man, when I opened my robe, I found nothing. I didn't expect you to be even more empty. But you
Are you sure you want to wash yourself naked like this?"
Listening to the sound of splashing water getting closer, I knew that the old man was not far away. Lu Xiaoxian yelled: "Go back downstream and wash yourself clean before talking. You are so embarrassed, is it possible that you are incompetent and shy?"
But when Lu Xiaoxian thought about what he said, it was terrible. Lu Xiaoxian immediately covered his vital parts with both hands and squatted into the water.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Lao Dan stood aside, holding his belly and laughing heartily.
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Chapter completed!