Chapter 22 How Do You Know I'm a Widow?
The Demon King shouted again in a thunderous voice: "Jump into the soil quickly!"
Most of them understood; head down, drilled into the soil, and there were still one or two slow ones left, locked by the dragon energy, sucked it suddenly, flew into the mouth, and swallowed it alive. The voice came out again: "You ate my family; I've fought with you!"
"Fight with me? Didn't you eat it? How does it taste? Stop pretending!" The demon poison dragon's body was bent and flashed, and it disappeared.
The devil was shocked and could not say a word. The national master's face turned pale and shouted in a trembling voice: "Little Prince, he..."
"What should I do? The fairy didn't care about her credit. She said she wanted to help us, but she ran away quietly." The sound was not too loud; the fairy appeared in front of the demon king, and a fragrance filled the air; the demon king couldn't help but stretched his nose and sniffed it, and was almost intoxicated, and said dreamily: "This is the most fragrant smell I have ever smelled!"
"Today, wake up! The clan members were eaten a lot by the demon poison dragon!"
"I've called it, I blame them for not listening. What's the solution?" He said casually: "Half of the body of the Demon Poison Dragon is a liver. What do you think should I do?"
The fairy held it in for a long time and had to say it to them: "You have said a lot of bad things about me! I heard them all; they didn't leave at first, but they were just invisible by your side; they didn't expect that the incense on the surface was actually different; I really were leaving this time!"
With a "dong", the national master knelt down and kept kowtowing to the fairy: "Please; we didn't say anything just now? You heard it too. If there is anything wrong, please forgive me!"
"Okay! Is this dragon the one who wants me to be a clone?"
"yes!"
The fairy's eyes moved to the devil's face and said, "Why don't you kneel down?"
He broke his leg with his finger: "It's not that I'm disrespectful, I really can't do it!"
"This is a flower dragon, you will die if you separate! I can't do it! God used to hear that the two of them were connected, so I came down to earth; now I haven't seen anyone, just a dragon, so I'm in vain!"
The national teacher said, "..."
"Oh? I heard that there are no sleeves in the mortal world? Are they precocious?"
"I don't know yet, I rely on you all on fairies!"
"You guys wait first, I have to report the situation and figure it out before I get it down!"
"Hey-don't leave now! I'll take you to learn more about the situation."
"No need; how can the body of mortals know the profound secrets? Let you wait, just wait!" The fairy flew higher and higher until it became a point, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The devil kicked the national master with his fake foot a few times and cursed: "Silly! He offended the fairy without any speculation! Who will save the little prince?"
"Stop the anger now; the old minister kowtowed to you!" As he said, "Dong Dong Dong Dong" knocked dozens of times, but he didn't want to stop.
"Okay! What's the use of kowtowing? They must be cloned! Otherwise, a scandal will be created!" The devil flew around and kept nagging: "Didn't you listen to what the fairy said just now?"
"I know! This fairy is so delicious. If you can take a concubine, you won't have to go to heaven to ask? Let's have the final say!"
"Yes! Her fragrance is the best in the world. It exists in my brain and will be savored from time to time; it's so drunk!"
"I wonder if this fairy has a good person? Why don't you find an ice man who can reach the sky to bring the red line? What does it mean today?"
"I'll leave this matter to you!"
"Yes! How to solve the clone problem between the little prince and Soqifan?"
"Let it go for now! The fairy is not here, do you have a way?"
The demon master couldn't answer; the demon king stared at him and looked carefully and said, "No, let's do it! The fairy is different from the beauty in the mortal world!" After that, he swept down and arrived at the entrance of the cave of the Demon Island. The demon master also had errands and was worried about it; the demons on the Demon Island were scattered, and only one widow could speak and fly; the national master had ulterior motives about this person; her beautiful figure appeared in his head, she was already ninety years old and had not yet married,
It is a true old virgin, dressed very charmingly, like an eighteen-year-old girl. Since meeting, she has been engraved in her mind. Every night, she turns around and turns, making her sleepless! She is about to meet again, and her heart is involuntarily "beat" and makes her dive for a long time. After all, the things arranged by the devil cannot wait. Thinking of this, she came to the entrance of the cave and shouted in it: "Mi Niang - Are you at home?"
The person did not show up, and the voice came out: "Who?"
"I, the great master!"
"Oh? You're waiting outside first! I finally got so much hot water and was bathing. It would take at least an hour."
"Is there anyone around you? Do you want me to rub your back for you?"
"You are too old, and the hands of the pine bark will hurt my delicate skin!"
"What are you saying? You are older than me; how could you have such delicate skin?"
"You don't understand women! If you want to understand, you will have a large group of wives and concubines long ago. Now you have become a shabby old man. Your body is shrinking again and again, are you about to shrink into the soil?"
"You have just retracted into the soil! This is not a long time to wait; this is the order given by the devil; you'd better stop drinking! Listen to me and then drink!"
"Hey--Tell me! There is no one around me!"
"The Demon King wants to take a fairy as his concubine, only you can fly; he must go there in person!"
"How high is it in the sky? I can't fly so high? When you go back, you report to the present: 'Marrying a fairy is like a toad who wants to eat swan meat! I can't wait for me to have me, so I don't have to welcome you. Just go over and finish it!"
"You! Don't bother with this matter! The old lady, the devil, don't want it, just marry me!"
"Your position is a little lower; if you are a demon king, you will marry without thinking!"
"We must marry the Demon King; but the Demon King will not ask the 90-year-old old woman. People will point out and let you go..."
"How can you connect with the red line like this? I can't! There are many mortals who know; no fairies know!"
The national master wanted to take her to find her, but he thought that he could not fly so high, so he casually said, "You have to behead your head if you deceive the king; do you understand this?"
"I didn't deceive the king! Who can fly who can fly! I can't fly so high! Can you?"
"Let's discuss, can you invite the fairy down and don't have to fly?"
"What kind of fairy? I haven't met you before? How do you ask?"
"I used magic to draw pictures, won't you know each other?"
"Not what! At least you have to meet someone once and be able to say a few words; know what the fairy is called? I can invite you? Or, come and invite me to see?"
"Aren't you taking a shower? Can you let me in?"
"It's over! You're wearing clothes when you came. After you're done, you have to sit in front of the dressing table and draw your eyebrows."
The national master tiptoed in, tripped a stone under his feet, almost fell down, rolled and crawled, making a loud noise, and appeared in front of Mei Niang. The woman was wearing a bathrobe and had a tent in her hair, sat in front of the dressing table; she broke up and straightened her hair, tied a lot of hair to her head, put a jade hairpin on, and then started...
"Do you want me to help?"
"You are clumsy, so stay aside! If you have something to say, I'll listen!"
"I've said everything I should say. If you can marry me, you won't have to be a widow every day!"
"How do you know I'm a widow?"
"I haven't heard from others."
Chapter completed!