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Chapter 23 No, he's too old

"Who said it, find it out; I won't tear her mouth! I'm gossiping all day long, chewing on my body?"

"So many people; who can think of it at once? You are still very enthusiastic!"

"I know; many people want to be roundworms in my stomach, but they never thought that I would use deworming medicine to kill them and throw them away from them!"

"Originally, widows and old virgins are a good thing; it means you are a very chaste person! Isn't this more attractive to men's attention? I wonder how many hundreds of generations are better than you putting on makeup!"

"How do you believe that makeup is to attract men?"

"A woman! She is energetic, doesn't she just want to show herself?"

"Gogun! I get annoyed when I hear it! I'm talking nonsense! Want to coax the big girl sweetly? You've made a mistake! I'm like a big girl, and my brain is at least ten times more than you. Let's talk to God and let me marry him?"

"You should understand that there is only one leg on the top, which makes it inconvenient to walk; there is a queen in the palace, and she is already very tired; if you marry you, isn't the burden even greater?"

"Don't think too much! I'm lighter than a fairy and won't be as tired as you think! What exactly do you want to waste?"

"Is this obvious? Let you marry me!"

Mei Niang didn't want to answer, so she put on her makeup and went into the small hole inside. With a "bang", the stone gate fell to the ground and a burst of dust appeared. After a stop, she stopped and there was no sound.

"Hey-what are you doing in front of you?"

The voice worked, Mei Niang's face showed off from the stone door, and she said, "Don't yell; women change clothes, don't you understand?" After that, her head retracted, the stone door was still the stone door.

The national teacher reached out and touched her and said, "She is better than me! I can't get into stones; how did she do it?"

A voice came from inside: "Although I can't fly as high as a fairy, I can fly higher than you! These people are really good at making up, and they actually say that I can fly into the sky and call the fairy down; aren't it a fool?"

"Don't be too slow, hurry up! Can you call the fairy down? Go and tell me!"

"Do you still have to talk about this? Or, why am I dressing up?" As soon as the voice fell, the stone gate bounced up with a "wow" sound; Mei Niang stood at the entrance of the cave; the tender skin and tender flesh became more and more beautiful; if only she obeyed!"

Mei Niang just said one sentence: "Follow me!" and then disappeared.

"Hey—wait for me—" The national master shouted like a lamb for a long time before he heard a voice coming from the air at the entrance of the cave: "Hurry up! Or, the devil will chop off your head!"

The national master crawled out of the hole and flew up. He saw a figure chasing him and landed at the entrance of the Demon King's Cave. There were two people guarding the cave, both female men - two meters tall, short hair and square face, big bra and round waist, and it was impossible to tell that it was a woman. The national master arrived and immediately shouted: "Go in and report, Iceman asks for a visit!"

One of the tomboys, in front of Mei Niang, uprooted a tree as thick as a bowl, held it tightly, and used force, and broke it in half with a "click" and said, "Don't be irreversible, this is the end!"

Mei Niang knew that this was a threat, but she said it very nicely: "Your performance is so good! This is the most exciting performance I have seen!"

The tomboy who entered the cave had already arrived at the entrance and said, "..."

Mei Niang raised her head high and didn't look at the guard gate. She quietly said in the hole: "I don't feel tired if I am such a woman! I can't stay for a second!"

"Iceman is here!" A man standing at the entrance of the cave shouted at the gate.

There was no response, just walk. The Demon King sat on a high stool at home and could still rise to three meters; however, it only takes two meters to see the ice man; he looked down at him and asked, "..."

"I'm here; I won't leave once I come! Since I can't fly so high, it's better to send myself over to avoid bringing a bad impression!"

"Don't look at you being so young, you have changed? Once you reveal your true colors, you will be old! No matter what, you have to get the fairy down! The little prince's affairs are worrying!"

"It turns out that today I asked me to help the little prince get the red line! This is much easier!"

The devil's eyes fell on the face of the national master and asked, "How did you tell Mei Niang?"

"I'll let her..."

The devil's eyes moved to the Iceman's face again: "Didn't you say you can fly into the sky?"

"It took several days to fly less than 20,000 miles, which is the highest; the fairy is too high and no one can fly up yet!"

"What should I do if I connect the red line?"

"Didn't the national teacher come up with an idea? Burn Xiang and invite the fairy down, and you told her in person that it was hundreds of times better than me!"

"What is endorsement? If I can speak out, why are you doing?"

"Burn incense now, please come down and act according to the opportunity!"

There is no one in the ancestral temple, and the incense burners who came and went back and forth in the past seem to be hidden. The shadow of the demon poisonous dragon eating people is still written in the brains of the demons. Only I know the fearful mentality best! There is not even the person who cryes.

The national master was extremely excited and came to the big incense burner and knelt down. He kowtowed a few heads first, lowered his head and shouted: "Fairy! Please come down to earth quickly! Today is very anxious! He has been waiting hard!"

The incense burner shook, and a sound of anger came out: "You are not sincere, and you don't hold the incense in your hand!"

When the devil heard this, he was very surprised! He stared at it for a long time; the huge incense burner did not change, and flew high into the inside, with no one; but the incense as thick as a tree was still stuck on it, the fire was extinguished, and he shouted anxiously: "My grandma! Can you light the incense?"

"I can't find it now! The incense burning in the air must be replaced with a new one; otherwise, the fairy will not come down!"

The devil looked down at the national master and said, "It's better to deal with the incense problem first? Why are there a tomboy in the incense burner?"

The national master flew up and flew up. He was already small and had to shrink. He crawled into the yellow sand along the huge incense stick. He searched everywhere before he showed his head and stared at him and shouted, "No! There is nothing!"

"Who told me! Why is there a sound in the incense burner?"

Mei Niang answered first; she also had a smile on her face: "The incense burning for the incense burner has been too long, and she has spirituality! There may be gods descending to earth and invisible in it!"

"Why do you look like a tomboy's voice?"

"As far as I know, immortals also have 2 maws, accounting for ten percent; among the ten people, one is a male and a mother."

"I heard that all immortals are transformed by dead people; there is not a single living immortal? Or every household is burning incense; they want to come but cannot share so many bodies?"

"Today's wisdom! Living immortals must also pass away before they can be cloned; otherwise, they will not be able to absorb the fireworks of the world and make the immortals flourish!"

"It's really hard to understand! I have many confusions that I can't solve! For example, if there are living gods and masters who have passed away and merits, they can ascend to heaven and become immortals; then, how do demons, ghost immortals, and elves come from?"

"This question is very complicated! I know a little about one or two: the so-called living immortals are people who practice to become immortals; like a demon family like us! The magic is different; some will do this, and some will do that; real physical immortals; the immortals who burn incense are likely to be ghost immortals, demon immortals; most of them are ghost immortals! They cannot do things that living immortals do! For example, moving things; ghost immortals are very light in their bodies, without power, and moving without a trace; it is okay to scare them; for example, ghosts scream, make strange noises, or turn into tall figures and suddenly appear in front of you; do not scare people to death?"

"Since it's useless, isn't the ancestral temple a waste?"

"It's not like this! It is said that temples are homes of various gods, and only with them can the immortals live. To keep incense for the demons, obtain the taste, so that the gods can live happily. Whoever burns incense will bless who will be safe!"

"It's still useful to listen to your words! Why can't we see it?"

The national teacher wants to interrupt: "Because it is invisible in depth, of course it cannot be seen!"

The Demon King once again stated: "The Demon Clan is the most perfect clan in the world! Only our demon clan can cultivate all people into immortals... Therefore, future generations have genetic genes for immortal bodies. If we cannot solve it, the gods invited by Burning Incense are still the same! No wonder the female fairy wants to report to God!"

"I'm here, I'll listen to my words, so don't invite them! These are all immortals who become immortals after they die, and they can't do anything even if they come? If you can marry me, there will be a way."

"So that! I have too many wives and concubines! You should marry the national master! Although he looks very old, he is still young among the demons! He has been a widower until now, and his energy is beyond the ordinary young people; just think carefully!"

"No, no! I'm so old; my body's fire has been eaten up by time; it will become so deflated! If I marry him, will it not harm me for the rest of my life?"

"You may have misunderstandings; it's not that you marry him, but that he marrys you! The national teacher is quite rich; the light demons worship this part is the highest! If you follow him, you will be happy for the rest of your life!"

"What if I die? Isn't this cheating?"
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