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Chapter 24 How to Identify Fake Women

The national master couldn't hear this and stared at his eyes and roared: "You are older than me! You have been dead for ten thousand years, and I am still alive!"

"You die for 20,000 years, and I still live a good life!"

"Okay! I'm willing to marry, even if I don't want to! I'd better invite the fairy down! I want to know if it's a dead fairy or a living fairy! It is said that living fairy can be deeply invisible even if she has this magic."

The national master immediately moved: "I'll go find someone first and ask them to bring the giant incense back!"

The devil waved his hand, meaning there was no need to, and shouted loudly: "Come here!"

In just one second, two tomboys flashed in front of the devil, silly lowering their heads, waiting for the order.

The Demon King immediately ordered: "Go and move a huge incense and replace the one above!"

"Yes!" After a flash, the two tomboys disappeared.

Mei Niang locked her brows tightly, and couldn't untie for a long time. She asked, "Today; why are all the tomboys who appear?"

"This is no secret; everyone in the cave knows it; it is dangerous to use men; there are many palace maids, if you get angry and make a fool of yourself, it is the best way to use a tomboy to avoid castration!"

"It is said that not all women are women, some are fake women. Is it dangerous to do this differently?"

The Demon King was very shocked when he heard this! Because there were nearly a hundred tomboys in the palace, they could be seen everywhere; most of these palace maids were the Demon King's concubines. If they were infected, wouldn't they cuckold themselves?"

The national teacher has a solution: "The authenticity of the female man should be left to Mei Niang to deal with! Women and women are easy to communicate and easy to deal with! There are cases like what she said, there may not be too many!"

The devil's eyes fell on Mei Niang's face and said, "You must be! I'm not at ease to find someone else!"

"I am an old virgin, and everyone is there. If you want to do this, you must consider marrying me first!"

"The women I have seen are either shy or awkward; an old virgin like you speaks in this way, it is questionable!"

"What do you doubt? If you marry me and give me a big marriage, wouldn't you understand?"

"You are so old and still have such a passion? If you have faked, wouldn't you commit the crime of deceiving the king? How bad would it be to kill a whole family?"

"If there is a falsehood, you will not talk about this matter as a national teacher; you have to try everything, how can you know if you don't try it?"

"Agree first! Get on the boat first, and then buy tickets!"

"Send it here, it's yours! Why don't you say first or not? I like it!"

"Hey--it's so heavy! Carry it to the incense burner for a rest." The voice came, and his voice looked like a man; the Demon King and others looked back.

After a while, four female tomboys placed the incense pillars, which were four meters long and eight meters in diameter, leaned on the incense burner. Behind them, there was a female tomboy holding two jade ladders and resting on them. She breathed for a while, and her face turned red and she said weakly: "This thing is too heavy, and it's almost the same for two people to lift it!"

The national master was not considering this. I stared at the tombs and saw if there would be a squid? Mei Niang's face turned dizzy and threw out a sentence: "How can I see this? When I next article, let all the tombs accept it, will the problem be solved?"

The Demon King stretched out his thumb to praise: "It's still Mei Niang who thinks carefully; how can she accept it without writing any further? Order: "The national teacher; you can do the documents; after writing, copy 10,000 copies and post them all over the corner of the cave, so that everyone can see it!"

"..." The national master was useless to flash and disappeared.

Mei Niang shouted loudly: "Hey, listen! I am the newly-acquisitioned concubine today! I have handed over the errands to check the castration! I heard that there are fakes among the tomboys, so I may have to check them in person. You must be mentally prepared!"

The tomboys glanced at the Demon King; looked at each other, with an extremely surprised look! Suddenly, they talked about it.

"I'm not afraid! Real gold is not afraid of fire, it's whatever it is!"

"You can tell the truth at a glance. I don't know what to check?"

"Hey——" Mei Niang asked: "How did you say? Be careful to cut off your head! Check it out and you will understand? If you are afraid, there will definitely be a problem!"

"I'm just talking casually, don't take it to heart. If you want to check it, just check it! They are all women, who doesn't know who?"

There were still a few people who wanted to talk, but when they came back, they stopped talking.

Mei Niang is quite cunning, and her words just now have a purpose; he secretly looked at the Demon King and didn't say anything. Did he agree to take a concubine?

The national teacher will understand this psychological effect when he appears; Mei Niang has no chance to be with her.

The jade ladder was set up, and the two tomboys raised one head, but couldn't lift it. One of them shouted, "Hey - come here and help!"

"You are wrong. You should pull out the incense on it first; then lift it up; otherwise, how do you do it?"

"I can't pull it alone! At least two!"

There were five female tomboys in total; two of them climbed up the jade ladder, plus one of them, a total of three people; holding the incense pillar with an eight-meter diameter tightly seemed too small, and there was still a lot of air. One of them shouted: "Come up! Can't pull it!"

The Demon King frowned and asked, "How did two people come over just now?"

"We used a fifteen-meter-long tree trunk to fix it in the middle with ropes and carried it over."

Seeing that the emperor had nothing to say, the national master had to deal with it: "Can the five people pull it out?"

No one said anything, and the two people standing below went up, all spreading their arms around them, just in a circle, one of them shouted, "If you don't work hard, you won't get married!"

The five people pulled out the incense bit by bit, moved it down, and then lifted the one below, moving it up little by little. When they got to the position, there was sweating on their backs, floating from afar, and they couldn't smell the smell of a woman. The national master whispered to Mei Niang's ear: "Maybe it's not a woman? In fact, men can also dress up as to make their hair like this. Anyway, they are neither handsome nor female, and they don't need to apply makeup or powder, and they can't tell it!"

"You can see it too? It means that this job is very difficult! If you cooperate, everything will be easy! If you don't cooperate, the problem will be very serious!"

"It is said that people are different from others. Some people are not willing to give in; some are not willing to give in; some are not willing to give in; you have to test it first; the voice of a tomboy will almost understand; the voice of a man is not like a woman."

"This is not accurate! Some women's voices are the same as men's, and some men's voices are the same as women's, and they can be completely imitated. If you want to figure it out, you must check it yourself!"

"I can only help this matter here." The national master glanced at the document copied in his hand and asked, "Do you want to take a look?"

"Of course." He took one, glanced at it casually, and shouted, "I'll read it to you today!"

"If you miss it, just miss it!"

Mei Niang opened the paper and used too much force. With a "swish", she tore it apart; her eyes moved to the national teacher's face and asked, "What kind of paper is this?"

"It's all made of grass; at present, this is the best paper!" The national master took another one and handed it over, saying, "Be careful, don't break it!"

Mei Niang didn't say anything, she unfolded, and flew to the devil king, and said to him: "Notify. All the tombs, please pay attention; tomorrow they will gather in the conference hall for inspection. If no one comes, one will warn; two will force; three will be beheaded. This is a major project, and everyone must be present, without omissions!"

After hearing this, the Demon King stretched out his thumb and praised: "Not bad! Nothing is said, what is it? Pass!"

Mei Niang smiled and shouted, "National Master; I agree today!"

"Then, I'll just post it?"

"Go, go!" Mei Niang held a picture in her hand, looked around, staring at the tomboy, shouting: "Hey---Press this on the incense pillar, so that everyone can see it!"

The five female tomboys were all tired and unwilling to move. Mei Niang saw that she flew to the incense burner and dripping it with her saliva on it, and then dipped it with her nose. A female tomboy couldn't help but throw it out: "It's so disgusting!"

"If you ask you to post, no one wants to; if others do it, you still have something to say!"

The Demon King looked at it for a long time and was anxious: "Light up the fragrance; we are going to invite a fairy!"
Chapter completed!
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