Bruce Wayne, this was the name used by the time traveler during his lifetime. Li Jie always felt that it was full of flaws and didn't know what to say.

It is worth mentioning that someone seems to have added some restrictions to him. Everything about the time traveler Bruce Wayne has turned into a snowflake screen on the TV. Li Jie cannot cheat to spoil it for himself. If he wants to know everything, he can only

Able to investigate on your own.

What did the time-traveler who came with his own system and called himself Bruce Wayne do to turn the world into this, and finally killed himself?

Li Jie was really curious about this.

This is a big shot player, who is countless times better than cheating little trash like Li Jie.

"Hey, listen, handsome boy." Ellie Wilson raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, "I don't know who the Bruce Wayne you are talking about is, and I don't know what you are looking for for daddy, but I want to give him something first.

You tell me a joke? Can I do that?"

"Hahahaha!" Li Jie suddenly laughed a few times, then his expression dropped, "I'm done laughing, can I talk now?"

Are you looking for trouble?

Ellie Wilson complained in her heart.

"Deadpool has Alzheimer's disease. His favorite TV program now is the news broadcast, especially the Texas host."

"You have never really understood your father, the legendary mercenary Wade Wilson, Deadpool, he is an immortal legend." Li Jie turned around and shot (don't ask where the gun came from), and the second time

Varda climbed out and got a headshot, "Among so many comic characters, only his dialog box is yellow, and he looks out of place with everyone."

"By the way, he also formed a Rainbow Deadpool team. Did he proudly tell you about this?"

"Uh... no." Ellie recalled carefully. Although her father loved to brag about how awesome she was when she was young, it seemed that this matter had never been mentioned.

[Deadpool: I think back then I was also the all-powerful Deadpool, Wade Wilson. I had sex with the goddess of death, fought the demons of hell, the X-Men treated me as their big brother, the Avengers made me their boss, and Thanos took care of me.

Tea, Eternity lit a cigarette for me, and Galactus hired me to kill the Beyonder!

Alas, I am really old now.

Varda, Ellie:...If you keep bragging, we will almost believe it!

Deadpool: You two are really two unfilial daughters!

Varda, Ellie: We don’t have a father!]

The father and daughter usually get along like this, but the old Deadpool also has two friends who can brag and beat each other up. One is the Chinese gang boss in Chinatown, Old Iron Fist Danny; and the other is the old Deadpool’s roommate.

, a thin old man named Peter Parker.

"Damn it, Old Bidden is addicted to cumming with me, right?" Walda Wilson crawled out of the pit for the third time, picked up a samurai sword, and quickly rushed towards Li Jie.

"Crack!"

Li Jie stretched out his right hand and grabbed Varda Wilson who was rushing toward him. The five fingers on Varda's face were slightly tightened, and the nano-armor on her face was instantly crushed.

A dazzling holy light spread immediately, giving Varda's disfigured face like a roasted avocado a free plastic surgery.

"Do you have any more questions?" Li Jie's right hand transformed into a chest-sized mirror and threw it into Walda Wilson's arms.

"No, I spoke too loudly just now, I'm sorry." Varda hugged the mirror and apologized to Li Jie with a standard ninety-degree bow.

"There is no greater good than knowing a mistake and correcting it." Varda's attitude of correcting a mistake after knowing it made Li Jie very satisfied. "I have to remind you that your father and his good friend are now wandering between life and death.

The fringe, the no-prize betting, has to do with the watchers who call themselves the public eye.”

"What?!"x2

…

I always dream about that scene.

A laboratory like a horror movie, with blood and mutilated limbs everywhere, my best friend, my dear Spider-Man, lying in my arms, he is about to die...

Sam Raimi is an asshole and I hate him.

"Spider-Man, hold on a little longer and I'll find someone to save you right away."

I know, I know, Spider-Man is different from the handsome Deadpool. Although the little spider has a cheating spider sense, he does not have a self-healing factor. If his stomach is blasted through, even Spider-Man will die.

"Please, Wade, put a smile on your crazy face, man." Peter Parker said with a trembling voice, "I know that person is not you. Although you are crazy, you are a good person. Although you

It has been a disservice to me more than once..."

"Listen, someone must have cloned me. I will definitely find that guy to avenge you."

"You want to hear a joke? Wade, a superhero joke..."

Spider-Man slowly took off his hood, "In a joke, what is the superhero's favorite part?"

Deadpool was silent. He knew the answer, but he still shook his head slightly.

"...It's the baggage at the end." Peter Parker said with a smile.

Deadpool pursed his lips, and then suddenly laughed softly, "Haha..."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The two people laughed crazily like this, until Peter Parker's voice became weaker and weaker, until he slowly closed his eyes, and his life disappeared.

Feeling the body that slowly became cold in his arms, Wade Wilson remained silent for a long time.

"……No……"

"No!"

The old deadpool kicked off the quilt and sat up from the bed with a look of horror on his face.

"Ha, ha,... damn, it's this fucking dream again." The old Deadpool muttered, then put on his pajamas, stepped on his favorite pink plush bunny slippers, and walked to the living room.

"You know? Wade, the thing I regret most in my life is living with you." Old Parker, who was busy in the kitchen, said without looking back, "New York is such a big place, why is Wade my roommate?

Annoying Wilson?"

"What are you yelling about again?"

Breakfast is a simple bacon omelette with toast and hot milk. It is nutritionally balanced and rich in taste. In this capital-first country, money is particularly important.

As for the old Deadpool, all he has been poor in his life is money.

"You won't find a more talkative roommate than me, old bug. Well, maybe I'm actually your landlord? Hell, you owe me five years of rent!"

"But I've been cooking for you for five years! Except for Mary Jane and Aunt May, I've never cooked for a third person!" Old Parker retorted.

"So, buddy, we are good partners forever!" The old Deadpool imitated Spider-Man's posture when shooting spider silk, and made a "Boom-Boom-" sound from his mouth.
Chapter completed!