"This is the public eye. You have been arrested. Do not resist, otherwise we have the right to shoot!"

After the routine shouting, the monitors drove the police shuttle and hovered outside the window. The dense red dots were already aimed at the old Deadpool and the old Parker in the room.

"Which old lady did you flirt with outside again? Wade?" Old Parker scolded his old friend mercilessly, "Jenny? Or Mary from the unit next door?"

"Uh, is there any?" Old Deadpool patted his head, "I'm getting older, and my ears are a bit hard to use..."

"The way these guys dress reminds me of Hydra. They are green from head to toe. It's really unappetizing." Old Deadpool ate and drank, and took the last piece of bacon from Old Parker's plate.

Surrounded by heavy troops, old Deadpool and old Parker were still talking to each other without showing any signs of stage fright.

Two monitors broke into the house through the window, holding special energy handcuffs in their hands, "Deadpool, and...Spider-Man, you two have been arrested."

"Now that you know our names, you should also know what superheroes' favorite jokes are, kid."

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The two monitors looked at each other, full of questions, but at this moment, old Deadpool and old Parker suddenly burst into action, displaying agility and strength that were seriously inconsistent with their old appearance.

"It's the baggage at the end! Boys with a generation gap!"

After easily knocking down the two monitors, Old Parker and Old Deadpool decisively chose to escape. They were already very old and could not defeat the monitors outside the window in a head-on battle.

Some people may be wondering why Deadpool, who has a self-healing factor, ages? He doesn't lose his fighting spirit like an old wolf.

"Oh, actually the answer is very simple, because some stupid [beep-] screenwriter killed my most beloved little spider..."

"Watch the road! Wade!" Two old men robbed a police shuttle and were racing over the city.

"Don't interrupt, Parker, I'm explaining to readers why I turned into an old man!" Old Deadpool shouted loudly without looking back.

"Where are you talking about? Oh yes, there is a third-rate villain called Chameleon. He cloned a charming and handsome guy and used his rusty samurai sword to perform a free appendix surgery on Peter Parker."

"I couldn't watch Parker die in my arms. As you know, I asked a magician named Reed to use his spring-like hands to remove half of the self-healing factors from my body.

Then they were injected into Peter Parker's body."

"Spider-Man is resurrected! Deadpool will grow old too!"

"You damn Thanos, why didn't you curse me in this universe?!"

"Throw out the interference net, and then prepare to launch the micro-nuclear bomb." Captain Monitor ordered, "Kill those two ridiculous superheroes, Mr. Osborne will be very happy."

A ball of blue plasma was ejected from below the shuttle, and turned into a large net during flight, trapping the shuttle driven by the old Deadpool.

"I think we have to turn into barbecue, man." Old Parker said in a low voice.

"Don't give up, I am the Supreme Emperor of the Deadpool Gang, have you forgotten?"

As soon as they finished speaking, the shuttle opposite them turned into balls of burning fireballs and fell. Two shuttles came from a distance, it was Li Jie and the Deadpool sisters.

"Dad!"

"Hey! My precious girls! Wait, Varda, why did your face become so beautiful? Which hospital did you go to? Call daddy quickly."

"Don't bother Dad so much, because the doctor is here." Walda Wilson pointed to Li Jie next to her (his appearance before time travel, black hair and black eyes).

"Hey, buddy, I think I've seen you before." The old Deadpool suddenly raised his voice.

"You are Bruce Wayne! You are Batman!"

[Book friends who can read this and feel that my writing is just okay, please absolutely do not recommend or promote the book to me. The fewer people who read this book, the better, and the lower the rating, the better. What do you think?

You can mention the Dong script so that I can clear things up]
Chapter completed!